Texas Starter Arrested

Thoughts of a repeat for the Texas Longhorns have taken a serious blow. Starting senior cornerback Tarell Brown has been charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possession of marijuana.

It appears Brown will utilize the Michael Irvin Defense. Really officer. I know I was in the car with the drugs, but we didn't smoke it. And I know the gun was sitting my lap when you walked up, but it's not mine.

We'll have to wait and see how the Texas coaches handle this, but the timing could not be worse going into this weekend's big game with Ohio State.

Remember kids, marry-juanna is bad, mmmkaaaay."