Hello Again Casual Penn State Football Fan
Dear Casual Penn State Football Fan,
You know who you are. You go to all the games. I've seen you. You're the guy giving me dirty looks through the windshield of your BMW when I step in front of you on Porter Road. I'm making my six mile walk to the stadium and you're just coming up the hill to your reserved parking space. You'll park and go through your VIP gate right up to your club seat where you will eat cheese and sip wine or whatever you do while I'm sitting on a cold aluminum bench still wet from the rain the night before eating soggy hot dogs and drinking watered down Pepsi.
Where they hell have you been? The last time we saw you you were getting on a plane to Tampa, FL. You never came back after that to read about the Outback Bowl. You missed a lot of fun during the offseason. We had a pretty good recruiting class. Not that you care or anything. You can't be bothered with knowing such trival things like who the starting left guard is. As long as you know the numbers of the running back and quarterback you're fine. I'm sure you can find their jerseys for sale at the Student Bookstore.
There was a little brew-ha-ha while you were away. Anthony Scirrotto (pssst...he's #7) got in a little trouble and dragged his teammates in with him. You probably saw a blurb about it while you were sifting through the sports page this summer looking for a coupon for $25 off new tires. It's all good now though and the defense should be fine. Not that you care or anything. We all know you like to check the score of the Notre Dame game on the flatscreen in your club box when the defense takes the field.
So what brings you around now? You must have gotten your season tickets in the mail a few weeks ago. You probably heard a co-worker mention something about us being pretty good this year. It's true. We're starting out the season ranked #13 in the Blogpoll. What the hell is a blogpoll you ask? Dude, if you don't know you better ax somebody.
But fear not, casual Penn State football fan. Come back here and we'll get you up to speed. We've got nine days until the season starts. So starting later today we'll break down each unit of the offense and defense and hand out preseason report cards. After reading through these you'll know every starter and most of the backups. And you'll know what to look for and what to hope for as the season unfolds.
So welcome back. It's good to see you again. Enjoy the season.
Sincerely,
Mike from Black Shoe Diaries
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Casual Fans
Gee, I hate those fans!
by PSUncle1981 on Aug 23, 2007 10:14 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh I hate those people!
by BSD on Aug 23, 2007 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike.......Please No!! Ax.
by ech2os on Aug 23, 2007 10:14 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And These Are The Same People...........
by ech2os on Aug 23, 2007 10:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is it Mount Nittany?
by PSU Nick on Aug 23, 2007 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And
by MarkoMancuso on Aug 23, 2007 10:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And
by BSD on Aug 23, 2007 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pull!
by Run Up The Score on Aug 23, 2007 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let us not forget,
by PSUncle1981 on Aug 23, 2007 12:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What gets me is
I remember during the dark years I saw an old lady under the south end zone reading a book, yes a book; nothing like an autumn Saturday in Happy Valley with a nice novel...bitch.
by nittanyroar on Aug 23, 2007 6:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It worked out for you though...
by stonewall435 on Aug 24, 2007 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, at least she went in to the game
Apparently we're back to needing points - There was a 99% renewal of season tickets, I'm guessing that only death caused folks to not invest in season tickets this year. It's one of the best home schedules we've had in a long time - and with a team that has the potential to win. I predict that sales will drop next year - that home schedule is ugly - but you never know - win a national championship and...
by PSUgirl on Aug 24, 2007 11:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm most annoyed by the
The late great Mr. Hoover used to give the "fair weather fans" a really hard time as they would enter the stands late, and leave early.
I know that I annoy the fans around me - they've told me so - but they've just as often joined in, so I don't let it bother me (too much).
Since hosting my own tailgate - I've gotten kinda terrible about being on time - every game I say - we're going in early this week - but then someone shows up late, or whatever - but I get a little psychotic if I miss kickoff. And, I'll admit that I've left games early (only did that twice during my student years - once because of a hurricane and once because of a boy - so not worth it) to "set up" when we're expecting a big crowd for post-game tailgating - feeble excuses, I know - and I apologize for my transgressions (I'm weak).
by PSUgirl on Aug 24, 2007 11:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Divisiveness
I won't touch the sit/stand/downinfront issue today in this thread--it has its own issues. But the term Casual Fan resonates with me big time. It was created by sportswriters, in an attempt to help themselves feel separated in the kennoledge department from the very readers of their own work, like they needed to remind us that they had access that we don't. Not all that dissimilar to the sentiments you posted about Charlie Weis. I live in DC, and the Post's Thomas Boswell is the king of this kind of arrogance. So the phrase Casual Fan always rubs me the wrong way.
Your use of it here is a little different (I get the satire part--it was nicely written), but not totally either. It was nice you made a few concessions to your Casual Fan reader, but is there an assumption that they do read it, or is the intended audience only us in the know as to the starting left guard?
In any case, I get the tone of the post: mostly good-natured teasing, a little derisive, and clearly drawing a line in the sand as to certain levels of fan-ness. That's the part I'm not down with, regardless of which side of the line I consider myself. A hundred and ten thousand cats up there on gamedays, there's gonna be heaps of ppl doing it their own way. We don't need that line drawn; we're all looking for the same thing: total Lion domination on the field. Anyway, sorry if this came off as melodramatic, I've just had a history with that phrase, and I just wanted to put out some more food for thought. Like I said, I love your work; keep it up, and maybe we'll bump into each other on Porter road some Saturday.
by jtothep on Aug 28, 2007 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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