Top Ten Reasons Why Michigan Sucks
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Being an active member of the BSD community, some of you may know some things about me (I’m fond of old dogs; my wife’s an Iowa alum; I think Calder Way’s all that), but you probably don’t know something else. Before I earned my BA from dear old state, I went to the University of Michigan for the first semester of my freshman year in college.
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When people ask me why I transferred, I usually say that it was an economic decision. I realized that the education I’d get at either place was pretty similar, but Penn State was much cheaper. To be honest, though, it was as much a social decision as an economic one. Michigan students are tools.
So, I thought I’d share what are, according to me, the Top Ten Reasons Why Michigan Sucks
10. Michigan students don’t just wear shirts that say “Harvard, the Michigan of the East.” They actually believe that the saying’s true.
9. At first, dorms that are co-ed by room seems like a good idea, until you realize that it only works because none of the girls are attractive enough to fool around with.
8. Even though they host the Hash Bash, the quality of Ann Arbor’s weed is a b minus.
7. Referring to yellow as “maize” doesn’t make it suck any less.
6. If half of the bars are too expensive for college students, it’s not really a college town.
5. Having the (previously) biggest stadium in the country is only valuable if the crowd can get louder than a robust golf clap.
4. No one cares that the state of Michigan looks like a human hand.
3. Obviously, Rich Rod is no Joe Paterno. The sad thing is, he’s not close to Bo Schembechler either.
2. What’s more obnoxious than the lyrics to The Victors? The people singing them.
1. The vast majority of the world’s wolverines live in Canada.
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Holy cow
We’re turning into Audibles in here.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Oct 14, 2008 12:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope it doesn't degenerate to that level...
I have enjoyed the no nonsense style of this blog for the better part of a year, but lately some of the posts have been…eh….less than desirable…sometimes I feel we are a website mob…which really bothers me…I come here for the analysis not the derogitory remarks…
Success without honor is like an unseasoned dish, it will fill you up but it won't taste good. - Joe V. Paterno
by carolinaeasy on Oct 14, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking for myself
The front page posts will continue with the no-nonsense analysis. What you guys do in the fanposts is up to y’all.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Oct 14, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need to clarify that
I am not meaning the frontpage post…they have been great….The fanpost are just getting to be ridiculous at times…this Michigan game is bringing out the worst in all of us…I remember earlier this year, before the merger, that we were discussing what would we as fans do when we broke the streak, and the consensus was that we hoped we didn’t act like douche bags…I hope that is the case in the end…
Success without honor is like an unseasoned dish, it will fill you up but it won't taste good. - Joe V. Paterno
by carolinaeasy on Oct 14, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you think this post is in someway ridiculous
you’re welcome to your opinion.
Maybe the tone of this is more angry or mob-like than I really feel or meant.
I still have good friends from my days at Uof M; many of them would agree with this list.
Making fun of their fight song, the quality of weed in their town, and the color maize isn’t really mean-spirited, I don’t think.
I meant this to just be some social trash talking.
I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.
by spakajewia on Oct 14, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was meant about the community as a whole spakajewia...
I can agree with you to an extent…I was recruited by Michigan, and took several trips there…the town wasn’t my favorite, nor was the school…I am just disappointed at the way the way some folks are treating this week…PSU is about class, I wish us fans could act that way…when we beat Michigan, good it has been a long time coming and will be a good time…but we don’t need to sacrafice a virgin, and call all michigan fans snooty to do so…lets discuss something relevant to the action on the field, and let the players do the butt kicking on saturday…
My two cents…now I will be gone..
Success without honor is like an unseasoned dish, it will fill you up but it won't taste good. - Joe V. Paterno
by carolinaeasy on Oct 14, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You bring up a very good point
The issue of fan behavior was brought up on this site a few weeks ago (after Illinois??). As much as we want our team to beat, destroy, annhilate, etc. the Michigan team, I really hope all Penn State fans do not make big jerks of themselves in the stadium and the parking lots and downtown. Let us as fans act with the same amount of class that we expect from the players.
by NJ lion on Oct 14, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
your sacrificed virgin
sounds hot
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on Oct 14, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
I’m just praying that they don’t burn State College to the ground if we win this weekend.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Oct 14, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid that there is no way we'll handle this well.
Too much frustration. It’s really hard to act like winning this game will be no big deal. I really hope the guys don’t come out tight or trying to do too much.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on Oct 14, 2008 12:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I kind of think that
this is where were headed.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on Oct 14, 2008 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agree with the frustration angle
Now I know how UM fans must have felt about Ohio State during the Carr administration. I think back to our last win versus theM and I can’t believe it’s been that freakin long. Here’s to snapping that streak and the ‘winning at the shoe’ stigma once and for a least a long damn while this year
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 15, 2008 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Living in Michigan currently
and I’d have to pretty much agree with a lot of that. I am at MSU doing grad work, so everyone here loathes scUM fans perhaps even more than we do at PSU (though it is definitley more of a lopsided rivalry for them, even with us not having beaten scUM since 1996).
Pretty much anyone I ever see identifying themselves as a scUM fan has been a tool. Interestingly, the fans I’ve actually met AT the games have been some of the nicest fans I’ve met while visiting other stadiums (I should know, I’m an expert. I get interviewed about being a visiting fan http://www.badgerbeat.com/news/article/id/309116 that’s me, the girl, and the dog in the picture) But anyone I see on the street, whether it be around here in East Lansing, or on trips to Ann Arbor or Detroit, if they’re wearing scUM gear, they inevitably act like a tool.
The biggest thing I’ve noticed is that they definitely act like they’re smarter than you (even the fans who never even went to the university), because of the whole “Harvard of the Midwest” BS. Admittedly it is a good school, but one thing I’ve noticed about “quality” of a school is that when it comes down to it, there are people just as intelligent at pretty much any college, some just don’t need to go to a “top tier” school to flaunt it. And when it REALLy comes down to it, the quality of most of the classes at a big university are pretty much the same, since you’re gonna be sitting in a big lecture hall with someone speaking at you for a lot of the classes, whether it is in Boston, Philadelphia, State College, Ann Arbor or elsewhere. It is up to the student to take the initiative to actually study the material and learn it. Sure, in the upper level courses you can find a professor who cares enough to put some individualized attention into some students, but for the majority of people and classes it doesn’t really matter where you go if you have the initiative to learn yourself.
As for Ann Arbor itself, it definitely doesn’t have as good of a “college town” feel because in reality it is a small city that has a university within it, unlike State College, which pretty much exists because of the university. That’s a difference you will always see between schools in established cities vs true college towns.
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 14, 2008 12:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa!
Dude – your girl is hot!
Add the traveling hound, PSU unbeaten and preparing to face-plant UM this weekend, and you’ve GOT to be feeling life is good.
Thanks for being a great ambassador for PSU.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Oct 14, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the validation
I’m at grad school myself—in DC.
Anyway, I think the interesting thing about UofM is that you’re right, it is a good school, a very good school—a very good graduate school. Their law school, public policy school, business school, etc, are all top notch, easy top ten in the country.
The thing is, with a few exceptions (harvard, yale, some liberal arts schools), all undergraduate schools are the same academically. You take the same classes and read the same books. If you’re lucky, you find a couple of professors who you really like and can make you into a better student and person. The difference between undergrad is found in what happens outside of class.
Just my two cents.
Not to mention, I know that MSU—and PSU—are better grad schools than UofM for certain things, mainly engineering.
I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.
by spakajewia on Oct 14, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
waitaminute..
Most of the things on this page are subjective views and everyone is entitled to theirs. Michigan fans are snooty – sure.. Ann Arbor is a whore – quite possibly. Hell, I even think PSU is going to spank the everliving shit out of us this weekend.
But, but, but… as a recent UoM engineering master’s graduate, I have to say HOLD ON. MSU is better than UoM in engineering!?! UoM is pretty much top 10 in every engineering discipline out there. PSU and MSU are not bad schools for engineering at all, but better grad engg schools than mich?? I think you would be hard pressed to find even an MSU grad that agrees with that! PSU, a fine grad school, and I know a number of kids who did go there for engg grad, but across the board UoM engg is one of the best in the country.
Oh, and I love this site, and particularly duringg PSU week becomes an everyday read to soak in some enemy propaganda :P But this, I just could not ignore (misplaced pride? I don’t know.. but MSU.. maan.. that touched a nerve).
by karth on Oct 14, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No harm intended,
as far as you know.
Welcome, Karth, to BSD, where we bemoan the fact that we beat you guys less frequently than Mr. Haley sends his stupid comet.
Thanks for the positive thoughts; we also hope to spank the everliving shit out of you this weekend.
Stick around, and offer your thoughts throughout the year. Unless you win Saturday. Then go away and don’t ever return. Ever. Never. Never ever.
Kidding. We love hearing from the other side
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Oct 15, 2008 5:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might be right, Karth
and you probably are, because I just pulled the idea about engineering grad schools out of thin air. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to give you the satisfaction of looking up rankings of engineering graduate school rankings to make sure that you’re right and I’m wrong. I’m leaving it as conditional.
We’ll kick your ass in metereology though. Ever heard of Accuweather? thought so.
I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.
by spakajewia on Oct 15, 2008 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone explain this to me?
The other day I saw some guy walking down the street in LA wearing a yellow Michigan shirt that says “go blue”…this is beyond dumb in my opinion
by whiteoutonly on Oct 14, 2008 1:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I, too, live in LA
and am disgusted at the sheer number of Michigan alum there are out here…
by paul bucci on Oct 14, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always held that
Michigan fans cling to “Go Blue” because they are in some kind of denial about always wearing yellow pants.
by jimbo2psu on Oct 15, 2008 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is your wife - the Iowa alum- hot??
Do I get a prize for being first on this one?
by NJ lion on Oct 14, 2008 1:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You're the first,
but inelible for….well….anything, due to using the phrase in the form of a question. Consider the format to be ‘reverse Jeopardy’.
We appreciate your hustle, though, and expect great things from here on.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Oct 14, 2008 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Replay Official
Confirms the ruling on the field. The play stands as called: mobster is ineligible for anything due to using the phrase in the form of a question.
pax et amor
by jtothep on Oct 14, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Darn technicalities
I’ll get the hangs of these internets eventually.
by NJ lion on Oct 14, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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