College Gameday Sign Ideas
I'll be heading out to the game this weekend with some friends. We also plan on going to College Gameday. We wanted to make a sweet sign, but havn't thought of anything awesome yet. Some of the ideas I've been thinking about include:
-something about Ohio State choking in big games
-something about Ohio State completely ruining the big ten's image
- making fun of their "Scarlet Fever"
-something about Penn State being on a mission to break streaks like Michigan and now winning in columbus
-then the always classic "ohio is a fake state"
If anyone has any good ideas, feel free to share.
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I thought I had a bad case of scarlet fever
but the doc said that it was just a treatable case of laurinatis, nothing to worry about
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 21, 2008 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
. . . and the only prescription is more cowbell.
John
by Johnnyrad10 on Oct 23, 2008 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
YO!...
…that’s “my line”…HA!
" We need MORE cowbell !"
by BlueWhiteLife on Oct 23, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
"Free Clarett"
but i like yours MUCH better.
by Stately NOVA Lion on Oct 21, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Maurice Clarett
Teaching OSU boosters to be more discrete with their “donations”
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 21, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome Clarett throwbacks... man that guy was a d-bag
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
you could make it a bit more PC like
Maybin wipes with TP
by whiteoutonly on Oct 21, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
beautiful
well…perhaps beautiful is not the word that should come to mind with that imagery, but you get the point
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 21, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
PSU's 1ply vs OSU's 2ply TP
lucky OSU gets to use 2ply TP (6-6 235lb that can run and throw).
Poor PSU Simmon’s Honor students settle for 1ply.
http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2002/01/01-11-02tdc/01-11-02darts-01.asp
Simmons hall is an honor dorm???
Wow! I didn’t know I was an honor student back in ’92 and ’93.
For the glory
Coke Bottles + Rolled Up pants > Sweater Vest + Flag Pin
Success without honor is like an unseasoned dish, it will fill you up but it won't taste good. - Joe V. Paterno
Or something to play off his "I'm from Ohio now" statement
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 21, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
"I used to be from Pennsylvania, until I heard about the free 'Vettes in Ohio."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 21, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Terrelle Pryor receives Maurice Clarett hand-me-down "benefits"
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 21, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
or alternatively
Maurice Clarett stole Terrelle Pryor’s “benefits”
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 21, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Lebron would disagree
He wants the F out of Ohio
by whiteoutonly on Oct 21, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks Jim Tressel
for not letting academics get in the way of great athletics.
I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.
i like
the classics that are more in line with the game day sign that started game day signs.. which of course is the psu v osu 05 game sign “AJ hawk plays with my little ponies”
aka. the less sense they make, the better
how about “James laurinitis drnks wine coolers”
or blatanty obvious things like “wells takes it in the backfield from pryor”
ps i couldnt care less how to correctly spell laurinitus or whatever
by PSUgavemeAnAlcoholproblem on Oct 21, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
Lau-ren-i-tis
-noun pathology
1. Disease which causes a man to act in a girly way: James has Laurenitis and drinks wine coolers.
2. An especially effeminate linebacker at just another Ohio State University.
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 21, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
of course it would help if I spelled it correctly (curse you google for auto-correcting me and confusing me)
Lau-rin-ai-tis
-noun pathology
1. Disease which causes a man to act in a girly way: James has Laurinaitis and drinks wine coolers.
2. An especially effeminate linebacker at just another Ohio State University.
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 21, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
how could i forget
ohio state is for poor people IS THE all time greatest
by PSUgavemeAnAlcoholproblem on Oct 22, 2008 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I created the AJ Hawk Plays with my Lil Ponies
and the back side of it said “Joe Pa shoots lightning bolts out of his Arse”
by Cornwalis T Breadford IV on Oct 27, 2008 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking about that too
I bet a big one would triple the hits on saturday
I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.
That would be awesome
We could arrange a prize of some kind for anyone who gets a BSD sign on camera.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
LJ Beats Tressel's Wife. . .
. . . too soon?
Be careful with an anti-buckeye sign. They have people who look out for “inappropriate signs” to remove and i’d bet they are homers.
or you could mention
the fact that herbie went to OSU.
by Stately NOVA Lion on Oct 21, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
check out wikipedia.....
herbstreit is a huge Star Wars fan…..and his favorite character is Hans Solo….
by Stately NOVA Lion on Oct 21, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
no way...
herbie is the only buckeye i like, he loves us and i wouldn’t throw it at him….corso, now thats another story
For the glory
that could be a sign too
“There are only 2 buckeyes worth anything:
the actual nuts, and Herbie”
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 22, 2008 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
or, continuing '05 signs...
“Ohio State is for POOR People”
How about
a picture of Jim Tressel right next to one of Mr. Rogers…..those two look eerily similar. And Mr. Rogers kinda freaked me out.
TP drinks pee pee
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on Oct 21, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Laurinaitis spends more time on his back than my ex.
Or too crude?
by Screen Name 20 on Oct 22, 2008 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Jen doesn't happen to be short for Jenna, does it?
just askin’
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 23, 2008 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Jenna sounds hot!
Success without honor is like an unseasoned dish, it will fill you up but it won't taste good. - Joe V. Paterno
by carolinaeasy on Oct 23, 2008 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's cool
Coulda been a cool story if you were her, but that’s no reflection on you.
You’re in here, you love Penn State, you get mad points! Plus, with a name like PSU Jen, you still sound totally hot.
pax et amor
That being said, maybe someone can help me!
Does anyone know where I can get a PSU maternity t-shirt? Maybe someone’s HOT wife had one during her pregnancy? I’ve checked all the stores in SC and the internet. No luck. I could get a scUM, tOSU, WVU, Ole Miss, LSU and Gator shirt, but no Nittany Lions. WTF. If anyone has a thought, pass it along! thanks!
I can also get....
Texas, Alabama, Georgia, Wake Forest, UCF (really? WTF?), the U and good old Sparty on ncaa.com. This is criminal, really.
I'll ask my friend for ya
She just had a baby and all her (my friend AND the baby’s actually) clothes are Penn State, so I’m sure she had SOMETHING.
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 24, 2008 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions
sorry
she said she just wore loose t-shirts and sweatshirts, nothing maternity specific, and she also wasn’t able to find anything online.
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 24, 2008 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL - I should!
Actually, I did find a site about an hour ago, after chaning my search criteria numerous times on google. YAY! If anyone wants the site, let me know and I’ll post it.
My wife's
name is Jenna. Maybe she sounds hot.
She might sound hot
if you weren’t out there pimpin her hotness and soliciting….Jeesh, blogue, thought you knew how this thing rolls….
pax et amor
she still sounds hot
I think it will take nothing short of posting a picture of some disfigured mutant woman wearing a Michigan or OSU hat before someone doesn’t say it…
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 23, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I figured the best way to fight fire was with fire
You know, go on the offensive a little bit.
Fair enough
But why even go on the offensive? This theme has so much energy and momentum right now, why eff with it? Let it come to you, man.
Then sit back, pop a brew, watch some PSU, puff a blunt (if you’re in to that) and say to self: ’that’s right, my wife IS hot.’
pax et amor
GREAT!
I’ve read this whole thread and this is the only one I literally laughed out loud at. My guess is it would be confiscated for being inappropriate, though.
I'm too country for Terrelle Pryor.
oh man
I’m dying after reading all of these. they’re awesome
"Boy that student section now is up and really making a gigantic amount of noise. You see the sea of white, the white out. Well they are 2 minutes and 28 seconds away from the whiteout of the Buckeyes here tonight." - Ron Franklin
great idea!
You find out life's this game of inches. And so is football.
by BleedingBlue4Psu on Oct 21, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
My pic------------------------------------------------->
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
This one is just as awesome

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 21, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
You win... those are simply priceless
Your title is hilarious as well
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 23, 2008 5:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Too Long....
Good evening Mr Maybin, Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to single handedly confound the ohio state offense….
Terrel Pryor will self destruct in 5 seconds.
Here's a great, relevant, yet simple sign we can all appreciate...
YOUR WIFE SOUNDS HOT!
Now someone make it happen!
I bleed Blue and White.
hahahahahaha
that is definitely a finalist for me at least. Absolutely no one outside of bsd would get that, but that would make it even funnier. brilliant.
Mike, could I put that and then blackshoediaries.com on one sign? Or would that convey the wrong image?
"Boy that student section now is up and really making a gigantic amount of noise. You see the sea of white, the white out. Well they are 2 minutes and 28 seconds away from the whiteout of the Buckeyes here tonight." - Ron Franklin
by rmcmillen50 on Oct 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll see if I can work that in..
Not sure if i am able to get to it. We’ll be arriving in afternoon
Settle it on the field!
Well
Since Gameday is filmed in the morning it’s going to be kinda hard to get a sign on television.
FAIL
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
but don't they show the set
in between games as well? Like after the noon game and then again before the big matchup?
Maybe you could get it up then…
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on Oct 22, 2008 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll try to make this happen
Probably on two boards, but I’ll try.
This was the only idea that had me crying with laughter.
by PSU-MDtrasplant on Oct 23, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
me too
I think I’m gunna make two signs. One with “your wife sounds hot. & blackshoediaries.com” . Then another from here that I havn’t picked yet. I wish I had an electronic board so that I could put up all of these.
"Boy that student section now is up and really making a gigantic amount of noise. You see the sea of white, the white out. Well they are 2 minutes and 28 seconds away from the whiteout of the Buckeyes here tonight." - Ron Franklin
by rmcmillen50 on Oct 23, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Just watch "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" tomight
and from the movie:
“Sodomize Intolerance”
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on Oct 23, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Or how about...
Your wife makes me go from 6:00 to midnight.
by DisplacedNittany on Oct 24, 2008 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
blackshoediaries.com
where all the wives are hot
where all the wives sound hot
where rolled up pants, coke bottle glasses, and black shoes kick the $#!7 out of sweatervests.
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 22, 2008 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
a little too much facial hair for my tastes
though with a quick shave…hot. (by the way, this comment will look ridiculous if you ever change your profile picture.)
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 22, 2008 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
even with the facial hair
lol.. of course shes hot.. shes here
Ben and Alex... first commits for 2024
Great idea!
One giant, nationally broadcast, inside joke!
Btw, I often cite this to my wife, whenever she starts rollin her eyes at me dorkin out watchin a game on TV AND typing in here: ‘what are you complaining about? They all say you sound hot!’
pax et amor
I will piss myself laughing if someone pulls that off
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 21, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
last year there was a...
“tressel’s daughter swallows” sign. quite hilarious
by markmayisadoosh on Oct 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
We'd play for Ohio State
but we already played High School ball.
(giving credit to my roommate on that one)
Meadville, PA born and raised.
Sorry Terrelle, PSU had a Pryor engagement with DC17
by farrellpsu on Oct 22, 2008 9:32 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
or
OSU: where even Penn State third stringers can start
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 22, 2008 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Our Nuts Aren't Poisonous
Success without honor is like an unseasoned dish, it will fill you up but it won't taste good. - Joe V. Paterno
Laurenaitis likes to jump on piles on men
by farrellpsu on Oct 22, 2008 11:06 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
How 'bout...
“Keep Fowler Dry”
…since someone gave him a beer-bath last yr @ the live game-day…
" We need MORE cowbell !"
Pryor was quoted as saying
after the MSU loss, “this is just like High School”. I think there should be a sign that says, “TP You’re not in Jeanette anymore” or something like that. I hope Maybe welcomes TP to the big time stage with a big time beat down.
I hope he takes that attitude into the PSU game
“man, I’m so much better than everyone out here, this game is gonna be like highschool”
the play starts. Maybin blindsides him
“dang, I don’t remember them being allowed to drive MACK trucks back in Jeanette”
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 22, 2008 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
have you ever watched one of his games?
I saw one on TV while visiting my in-laws out that way. He played against little boys. There wasn’t a dude on his team or on the opposing teams that could compare to him in size. Welcome to the real world, TP.
I still can’t believe MSU choked so badly…….
TP you MAY-B-IN trouble tonight
or something to that effect…
Oh , and make sure to not forget about someone’s wife being hot
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 22, 2008 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
I like this one mucho, though I think actually saying “Pryor” instead of “TP” might go better on this sign.
Or maybe another play on words:
Cancel your Pryor engagements,
you MAY-B-IN trouble tonight.
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 22, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Nicely done!
Ver 2.0 rocks! I may make that sign and walk around in my yard with it. Can’t wait to see the looks on my SoCal neighbors’ faces
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 23, 2008 5:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I want a pic of this!
TME, just strollin his own yard, rockin a PSU gameday sign. Classic!
pax et amor
It could very well happen...
I will be tail-gating by myself with an obscene amount of alcohol and food is undetermined, as of now. I need advice on two other things as I have chosen J-Nitt’s version of this sign:
-What is generally a good luck PSU gameday meal
-Is it wrong to even consider, if not wear, a Tennesse hat for my Vols cousin who insists it will knock Alabama out of our way as I flip back and forth on the TV? To her credit: I owe her so big as she introduced me to this blog (she is the editor at EDSBS.com)
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 24, 2008 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I agree...Yuengling is the only acceptable gameday meal
and maybe some Sheetz french fries….yummmmm
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on Oct 24, 2008 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
RE: the Tennessee hat
I suppose I’m not completely against a Vols hat, as long as you only wear it during the times you have the ’bama game on.
I’m also actually torn on the ‘bama thing. I’d love to face them in the NC, but if Texas is going to go undefeated, then obviously I need ’bama to lose.
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 24, 2008 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions
But Texas will not go undefeated
THE GREAT PROGNOSTICATOR HAS SPOKEN
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on Oct 24, 2008 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
That is my thought process to a 'T'
Honest, it really is… and that makes me frightened
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 24, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait a second
TME thinks Buggy is ‘THE GREAT PROGNOSTICATOR’? It’s getting a little thick in here now….
pax et amor
How bout that?
Actually I hadn’t refreshed my screen and it ended up there. The comment was for J-Nitt but I still give Buggy mad props, yanno…
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 24, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I always put Gameday signs up in my living room
for big games….stolen ones such as “Ohio is a fake State”, or “AJ Hawk plays with my little ponies”. When I was still in school they were more vulgar, like “Jim Tressel is a child pornographer”. Or my favorite, a huge picture of Danny Tanner taped to the wall above the tv that said “Bob Saget chooses Penn State.”
I am going down to Columbus
but since I’m coming down from East Lansing, MI, and the person I’m meeting up with is coming from north suburbs of Chicago, I probably won’t get there in time for Gameday. I’d consider bringing it as a sign into the game, but I still don’t have tickets to the game, so whatever I do wind up getting will likely not be in the PSU section (unless anyone here has a spare ticket or 2 they’d be willing to sell me).
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 23, 2008 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions
this is a good one!
I hope to see someone holding this sign on Sat. a.m.!!! I’m skipping yoga so I don’t miss any of Gameday!!
2 questions about this sign
the Cancel your Pryor engagements, you MAY-B-IN trouble tonight one.
First, did anyone make this, even for parading around their own front lawn? If so, any pictures?
Second: After his performance in the game against OSU, should Maybin perhaps change his name to “Isin” or “Wasin”?
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 27, 2008 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
I actually put it on my kid's whiteboard
It did some moving from the front to back yard a few times as I paced all freakin night long. I didn’t get any pics as my Canon went in for repair a week or so ago and I just got it back today (great timing). Let me tell ya, for a small family we had quite the gameday atmosphere and if there were any neighbors who didn’t know we were a Penn State family they sure as hell do after Rubin stripped Pryor!
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 27, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
though this one will only really make sense to me
“First I turned down OSU to go to PSU. Then I turned down OSU to go to MSU. Best 2 decisions of my life”
Of course, I refused to even apply to Michigan (I couldn’t get excited about rooting “Go corn!”)
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 22, 2008 12:46 PM EDT reply actions
that's good
"Boy that student section now is up and really making a gigantic amount of noise. You see the sea of white, the white out. Well they are 2 minutes and 28 seconds away from the whiteout of the Buckeyes here tonight." - Ron Franklin
Pryor's Class Schedule...
Music
Golf
A.I.D.S. Awareness
remember katzenmoyer?
by Stately NOVA Lion on Oct 22, 2008 1:14 PM EDT reply actions
Spread HDTV
I have NO DOUBT that would make it on ESPN. Just put the word spread in front of the HDTV logo. ESPN HD would have a field day!
What do you think?
Brutus and Mayor McCheese
Please somebody do something like this

Political Reference?
Something to go along with McCain’s claim about not being George Bush.
“Nation, We Are Not OSU. If you wanted to beat them in the National Championship you should have done it the past 2 years”
Against the Spread the Buckeyes Are Dead
Has a nice classic rivalry sort of tone to it and it rhymes!
AGAINST THE SPREAD
THE BUCKEYES ARE DEAD
james laurenitus puts the man in manicure
by PSUgavemeAnAlcoholproblem on Oct 22, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions
haha
we could start a blog rivalry.
"Boy that student section now is up and really making a gigantic amount of noise. You see the sea of white, the white out. Well they are 2 minutes and 28 seconds away from the whiteout of the Buckeyes here tonight." - Ron Franklin
In Pennsylvania we can spell words longer than 4 letters
Ohio founders made the name short so OSU students could spell it
something along those lines
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 23, 2008 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Beanie Baby
Something showing Beanie sitting on the bench nursing his foot with a big tear
BEANIE BABY.
Something about...
them ruining the face of the Big Ten or basically ruining the chances of a Big Ten team getting into the Natl. Championship
That can be taken two ways....
and one is not good for PSU.
by Screen Name 20 on Oct 23, 2008 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
How about
OSU shits the bed!
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on Oct 23, 2008 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Or
OSU shits the bed
and cleans it up with TP
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on Oct 23, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
could always go
Ohio State: embarassing itself since 2006
but then again, we all know that isn’t true…they’ve been an embarassment for much longer.
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 23, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey OSU!
We’re not sharing the 05 big ten title!
Scarlet Fever
Why did I sleep with that hooker that the booster promised me?
Sorry
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Buckeyes Are a Choking Hazard
This one is simple and to the point. It makes fun of their stupid little mascot and how bad they play in big games.
BUCKEYES ARE A CHOKING HAZARD

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