Then, Again: Bucky, Herky, and Sparty Walk Into A Bar
Your weekly look at Penn State opponents, past and present. In December, who will you blame for destroying Penn State's strength of schedule?
Drink up, Hawkeye fans. You'll need it.
(photo via bradeezphotos.smugmug.com)
Coastal Carolina (3-3, #163 Sagarin rating) -- Lost to Liberty, 43-38, despite outgaining the Flames by nearly 150 yards. They take on VMI next.
Oregon State (2-3, #24) -- Well, you knew they'd have a tough time going on the road against a pretty good Utah team after stunning USC. The Beavers really had the game won, but Utah put up 11 points in the last two minutes and kicked the winning 37-yard field goal after stuffing the Beavers and forcing a punt. That's right, stuffing the Beavers. Life gets infinitely easier for Oregon State, as they get to take on the dregs of the Pac-10, Washington State and Washington.
Syracuse (1-4, #121) -- Took last week off, but they have the opportunity to drag West Virginia's Bill Stewart into Hot Seat consideration when they travel to Morgantown this weekend.
Temple (2-4, #96) -- They win! Go Temple! They're still rolling with backup QB Chester Steward, but it appears that he's coming around. They beat Fake Miami, 28-10. They're likely in for a beating at Central Michigan on Saturday, though.
Illinois (3-2, #30) -- The recap of their victory starts thusly: "Juice Williams beat Michigan with an accurate arm, quick feet and a cool head." Perhaps that's all you need to know about Michigan's defense on Saturday. They made Juice Williams look like Major Harris. We had a sneaking suspicion that Illinois, despite its losses, was a pretty good team. The Illini host Minnesota at noon on Saturday.
Purdue (2-3, #66) -- Lost to Penn State, 20-6. You may have noticed. Their reward is traveling to Columbus to play Ohio State. I have no idea why I think that might be a close game, but keep an eye on it.
Wisconsin (3-2, #29) -- If you're nervous enough, you can talk yourself into believing that your team could fail for any reason. For example, does anyone really believe that Wisconsin will lose three games in a row? Consecutive losses at home? But that's what they'll try to avoid when they play Penn State Saturday night. Maybe they're just not that good. Consider that yet?
Michigan (2-3, #63) -- And Michigan? Who knows what the hell is going on up there. You're likely to keep seeing these bipolar results until Rich Rodriguez is fully settled in. One week, beat Wisconsin. Next week, get blown out by Illinois. This week? Take a breather by taking on the 1-4 Toledo Rockets.
Ohio State (5-1, #12) -- Like it or not, they're still the boss of the conference until somebody knocks them off. Terrelle Pryor's the new star in Columbus, and he led his team 80 yards for the winning touchdown at Camp Randall. Pryor's stats in the game were just weird. Fifteen rushes for 20 yards (he lost 24 yards on four sacks), but a 68% completion rate. Anyway, they host Purdue this weekend.
Iowa (3-3, #47) -- Look on the bright side, Iowa is awesome at turning the ball over. Eight in two conference games. Their loss at Michigan State was their third in a row, and while they get to play at Indiana this week, their next games are Wisconsin, at Illinois and hosting Penn State. And let's face it, there's a real possibility that they won't beat Indiana, who might suck but can usually put up a fair number of points. If Indiana gets to, say, 24 points, how much faith do you have that Iowa can match it?
Indiana (2-3, #83) -- The other side of that coin, of course, is that Indiana only put up 7 points at Minnesota last week.
Michigan State (5-1, #26) -- Sparty cracks the polls this week, appearing at #19 in the Coaches Poll and #23 in the AP. It gets interesting from here, however. They travel to Northwestern on Saturday, and will then finish the season against Ohio State, at Michigan, Wisconsin, Purdue, and at Penn State.
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i didn't know they had flip-cup in Iowa
i was thinkin’ along the lines of “flip-cow”. Sparty maybe our saving grace this year, in terms of a late-season (quality) win. It would be nice to close the year out and play a Top 25 team
by conquering lion in the 215 on Oct 7, 2008 10:20 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm thinkin' that's a canoe race
or whatever mode of transportation they use there
by PSUgirl on Oct 7, 2008 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wisconsin isn't that good
Ohio State moved the ball pretty well at times. Our offense is kind of similar to what they run. Evridge is average at best. They’re too one-dimensional.
Ahem.
This kool-aid is delicious!
by ReadingRambler on Oct 7, 2008 10:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
Iowa chicks look homely.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Oct 7, 2008 10:43 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kerouac disagrees
“So I rushed past the pretty girls, and the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines, Iowa.”
by Run Up The Score on Oct 7, 2008 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We were somewhere around Des Moines, on the plains, when the drugs began to take hold
by PSU Nick on Oct 7, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
careful, though
there were the most beautiful bevies of girls everywhere I looked in Des Moines that afternoon-they were coming home from high school.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
by Kevin HD on Oct 7, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most do indeed
The thing about Iowa is that that they get a lot of the Chicago-area tail that thinks a three hour car trip is ‘leaving home for college’.
There is a tractor in the parking lot, West Virginia license EIEIO. Your lights are on.
by leeharvey418 on Oct 7, 2008 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY! My wife's an Iowa grad...
and you’ve already said that she “sounds hot.” Make up your mind.
I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.
by spakajewia on Oct 7, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not sold on Kerouacs taste...
given that most of “On the Road” was spent in various boxcars and truckbeds with a man/men he may or may not have a closeted homosexual crush on. Add that to Sal’s job as a night watchman at a Merchant Marine facility in San Francisco and his affinity for Tijuanan prostitutes (in the days before penicillin went south o’ the border methinks). great book, questionable qualifications as mid-west hotness arbiter
by conquering lion in the 215 on Oct 7, 2008 11:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tijuanan prostitutes don't sound hot...
they ARE hot
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on Oct 7, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did not say that!
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 8, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You say "Tijuanan prostitutes" like it's a bad thing.
Okay, okay, but my general experience of UI women (confined to Google image searches, of course) is that they’re a pretty bunch.
Even the girls in the picture above aren’t bad.
by Run Up The Score on Oct 7, 2008 11:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon dude
I’m sure they’re very nice girls. But when it comes to hotness, nobody beats the EEESSS-EEEEEE-CCCCEEE
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Oct 7, 2008 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is the greatest website ever
You should aquire them next.
I can see it now. www.poonofthesecinblackshoes.com
This is a tremendous idea.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on Oct 7, 2008 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, my word
Happy Hour Poon? Awesome!
pax et amor
by jtothep on Oct 7, 2008 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The more I 'read' that site
The funnier the word ‘poon’ gets…..
pax et amor
by jtothep on Oct 7, 2008 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently they can only spell "S-E-C" in the SEC
or perhaps I need to find this new drink called “Yeager”
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 7, 2008 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a link to Big 10 Poon on that site
And it makes me embarrassed to be a member of the conference.
That damned SEC is so lucky…they got all the speed, all the media props, and now all the best poon!
In case anyone wants to see some second-rate Big 10 poon. HERE it is
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on Oct 7, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m a 30 year old married guy. That stuff is pure gold to me, I don’t care what anyone else says. 2nd rate? No sir, not to married people.
FYI – the chick being led away by the cops at the MSU riots is really, really gorgeous.
by Tailgate Shogun on Oct 8, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depressing...
Kinda a far cry from the SEC page… oh well, then again I live near Malibu and go to UCLA games when I can so I have nothing to complain about (other than being stuck watching that shiite on the field this year)
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 8, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And sharks...
I’ll take em both to not shovel da snow for a while
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
by TheMightyErik on Oct 8, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just so I don't get fired
I’m very intrigued indeed, but before I enter the SEC poon, is that blog suitable for work? Any blog with the word “poon” attached conjures up mental images that would make me think it isn’t.
by Screen Name 20 on Oct 7, 2008 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends where you work.
it’s pretty close to NSFW, but not totally over the line.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on Oct 7, 2008 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm
Job / Poon, Job / Poon…I’m weighing my choices here….
by Screen Name 20 on Oct 7, 2008 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think about the word, Poon
You recognize it cuz you’re hip enough. But would filters or Big Brothers?
pax et amor
by jtothep on Oct 7, 2008 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The filters are obviously not up to date on it's urbandictionary
And that site is simply amazing.
by Screen Name 20 on Oct 7, 2008 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SEC Poon
Those guys are sitting on an advertising gold mine. That blog could blow up into a huge site with a little organization and marketing.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Oct 7, 2008 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Sounds like Screen Names misses is going to get some tonight.
Hey hon, how about putting on this football helmet for me?
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Oct 7, 2008 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More free advice
If you are going to try and get some, do it before you tell her you got fired.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on Oct 7, 2008 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend
whenever she feels frisky and wants some she always puts on one of my Penn State shirts (even though she went to MSU)…at least she knows me well
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 7, 2008 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The things you remember...
I took an African Studies class as part of my diversity credits at PSU. I learned that poontang is actually a word from a West African language and has been around for centuries. It means what it means in English.
Again, I have no idea why I remember this.
by Cairo on Oct 7, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know why you remember this
Because, it’s poontang, that’s why. College-age lads have an extremely focused scope of attention: girls, booze & football. Of all the lessons you ever could have picked up in actual class, this is THE one that had the best chance to stick. And bonus for it scoring diversity credits as well!
pax et amor
by jtothep on Oct 7, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus, it's much more fun to say
than Job. Poon, poonedy poon poon poon.
pax et amor
by jtothep on Oct 7, 2008 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It made it through
our Websense filters clean, with no warnings or alerts of violations.
pax et amor
by jtothep on Oct 7, 2008 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that sight was AWESOME!
Success without honor is like an unseasoned dish, it will fill you up but it won't taste good. - Joe V. Paterno
by carolinaeasy on Oct 7, 2008 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here is the picture to go with that "awesome"

Success without honor is like an unseasoned dish, it will fill you up but it won't taste good. - Joe V. Paterno
by carolinaeasy on Oct 7, 2008 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet they make a lot of schrutebucks and stanley nickels on that sight
Success without honor is like an unseasoned dish, it will fill you up but it won't taste good. - Joe V. Paterno
by carolinaeasy on Oct 7, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Easy
You look so devilish in that pic….
pax et amor
by jtothep on Oct 7, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what can I say...
at least no one thinks you let me on here because I am “special”
Success without honor is like an unseasoned dish, it will fill you up but it won't taste good. - Joe V. Paterno
by carolinaeasy on Oct 8, 2008 7:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That doesn't mean..........
Websense didn’t fire off an email to your boss :)
Eric Watters Atlanta, Ga.
by ech2os on Oct 7, 2008 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who is then going to spend the next 40 minutes browsing the SEC poon website himself (or herself).
I guess no work is getting done at jtothep’s place of business today ;-)
By the way, the UGA girls were the hottest.
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 7, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't.........
been to a Penn State game since 2002, so I can’t say what the poon looks like in State College…..I am sure there are tons of hot chicks there.
But I have been to Athen recently and its just ridiculous. The girls wear summer dresses and are all tan and well…..Jesus Christ why did I go to Allegheny.
Eric Watters Atlanta, Ga.
by ech2os on Oct 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The reasonable price?
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on Oct 7, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sweatshirts...
can hide a lot of things people don’t want you to see.
PSU Softball
by QBsneak12 on Oct 7, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good for the eyes of your neighbors
bad for your own personal motivation
by The JuggerNitt on Oct 7, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure you're trying to get me fired.
Thanks for saving me, status bar!
by Run Up The Score on Oct 7, 2008 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And they could start in the Big Sucky 10, too
LOL LOL LOL
SEC FTW! WHOOOOO!
by ReadingRambler on Oct 7, 2008 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What A Site!!!
Nothing Like Southern Poon
by KatManDuww on Oct 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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