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Is Penn State the best academic institution in the world?

Some mathematicians say it, so it must be true. With certain metrics, Penn State's student graduation rate helps earn it a #1 ranking.

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Penn State #1 Rankng Metrics

(Grad Rate) + (Herbie Awards) * (Frats) * (Mushroom Science Reputation) – (Mountain Girls)

by Cairo on Oct 9, 2008 10:17 AM EDT reply actions

I found a quote

Graham Spanier stated, “We have seen a dramatic decrease in our numbers of ugly mountain girls since BSD poster Cairo’s time as a student at Penn State.” Spanier added, “with this decrease, we have seen our computer poll rankings increase to the point where we come in higher than Stanford. We are proud of our academic reputation, and hope to see less ugly chicks in the future.”

by Cairo on Oct 9, 2008 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions

Cairo's a Mountain Girl?

Didn’t see that one coming. ‘Women loved him, man.’

pax et amor

by jtothep on Oct 9, 2008 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions

No. I'm not a chick, just a timeframe.

by Cairo on Oct 9, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions

Me thinks

a lot of mountain girls aren’t chicks, either, upon closer examination

by The JuggerNitt on Oct 9, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions

I would've thought...

the mustache would’ve gave it away. How close did you have to inspect?!?

by Screen Name 20 on Oct 10, 2008 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions

Cairo sounds hot

I don't know, Mello Yello is pretty awful. What's the worst that could happen?

by psu on Oct 9, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.

by Cairo on Oct 9, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions

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