Iowa Fans Enjoy the Blowout

by Pete the Streak on Nov 26, 2008 8:18 PM EST

Iowa hammered the Gophers on the field, while Iowa fans were hammering each other in a restroom's handicapped stall. The two performed their own version of a blowout, apparently to a standing ovation from onlookers:

http://www.twincities.com/ci_11075245?source=most_viewed

When you make the Drudge Report, you've really made a name for yourself. Not a cherished one maybe, but a name nonetheless: Fool.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20081126/NEWS/81126006

Too much wine? That, my friends, would not fly (or even taxi) in this household. All they can be grateful for is that the Jumbotron doesn't film restroom athletics. At least as far as we know. Perhaps an enterprising onlooker caught the act via phonecam, and YouTube will have a new hit entitled "Will She Gopher It?"

Sorry. This whole thing just cracks me up.

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Wonder if they scored style points with BCS voters?

Mark May would rather see USC do it though and not PSU because missionary positions are too blah conservative.

by Mr. Rosewater on Nov 26, 2008 10:01 PM EST reply actions

If you can’t trust your wife not to start banging some random guy everytime she leaves your site, maybe she isn’t marriage material.

by millzners on Nov 27, 2008 10:57 AM EST reply actions

Wow

“Hestness assumed the woman was embarrassed about being caught: She initially gave a false name to officers and had to be identified by her husband before she was released.”

“Why yes, officers, I do know that woman…she did what? Oh. I’m slightly less excited about the win now.” – Husband

I'm too country for Terrelle Pryor.

by NewJackCity on Nov 27, 2008 11:23 AM EST reply actions

For the glory

by Mr. Rosewater on Nov 27, 2008 1:00 PM EST up reply actions

Iowa fan: "It's ruined my life"

haha, just a small, sweet bit of shadenfraud for us

I guess she’s kind of… hot… for an iowan.

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Nov 28, 2008 9:16 AM EST reply actions

Hotness in context

Under the Christmas tree, with her shamed husband cropped out: not so hot.

Picturing her cougarin out to strange in a football stadium restroom stall: much hotter.

Nice work Pete; this is the kind of news that needs to be brought to and discussed by real college football fans. I’m nominating you for a BSD journalism award.

pax et amor

by jtothep on Nov 28, 2008 12:54 PM EST up reply actions

I think it'll be hard to get that BSD journalism award

Graham Zug has a huge lead in the voting thus far.

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Nov 28, 2008 4:56 PM EST up reply actions

I'll definitely defer to the ZugMan

Yes, it takes the unique style of twistedness we all share to appreciate the non-stop ‘Hot or Not’ running theme here. Yes, it gets ridiculous, but I also snicker every time I read “_______ sounds hot!” comment after even the most obscure reference to a member of the female sex.

Grammy? Hot.

Mom? Hot.

Wife / GF? Hot / hot.

BSD commentresses (sp?)? Way, way hot.

Obese, toothless SEC fanatics? Umm……no.

Nice find, Showtime, on the pic. I’m laughing my ass off right now imagining this prim and proper wife and mother getting a healthy dose of commode-slam happily provided by some dude she just met…….where? Beside a urinal? Matching numbers at the Share-a-Stall Kiosk? And a HANDICAPPED stall at that? Fascinating. Unfortunately for her, it’s all lost in a haze of drunken oblivion. This exact situation is what true memories are made of.

What I wouldn’t give for that guy’s opening line. It’s obviously effective as hell.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Nov 28, 2008 6:06 PM EST reply actions

no doubt... that dude has some mad pickup skills, to be sure

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Nov 28, 2008 7:51 PM EST up reply actions

There's definitely some gaps in the timeline that I'd like to be filled in.

Does the guy remember things? Will someone please interview him?

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Nov 28, 2008 8:36 PM EST up reply actions

Word em up!

What in hell did he say? What an astute observer of the folks from Venus! I’ve been to hundreds of football games, and ogled thousands of hotties, and my eye is veteran-experienced and hotty-trained, but even when I was single, I was so rarely looking for more than just looking’s sake (now I’m married, it’s all just for looking’s sake). Only once, in all my long years of partying and looking to get laid did I bag some strange at a public event. At the Gold Cup, a steeplechase race in northern virginia, a sweetie strolled by me, by herself, as I was walking between tent-gates by myself. The planets musta been perfectly aligned, cuz I had some rare uberconfidence, turned around, caught up to her and said ‘excuse, me I really like your sway.’ I could tell right away it worked (see planets reference above), and I managed not to eff it up from there, and we made it back to our party bus where ass-tappin commenced until the bus driver had seen enough in the mirror and forced a coitusinterruptus. I look back on that as an anomaly—a tear in the fabric of the universe.

And I wonder what it was for this guy. Is he a playa with always-on opportunistic seek, or was this a rare score for him as well?