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whoops, yao, my eyes

Location: secluded Office near Kinnick stadium, Iowa City

Time: Now

Knock at door

Iconferentz_mediumCome in.

Iconjoepa_mediumFerentz, I want to have a word with you, as you can see I brought my son and secretary with me.  We have come about the behavior of some of your fans and the website mob.

Iconsecretary_mediumHello

Jaypa_mediumDad, I just saw a giant eagle walking down the hall.

Iconjoepa_mediumFerentz, what are you doing on that god blang computer thing, is that pictures of that Illinois linebacker Lehman you have there.

Iconferentz_mediumUh, well yeah, it seems some of our fans think he is great, so I was looking into recruiting him to spice up, I mean help our offense.

Iconjoepa_mediumWell you are dumber than I thought, but that is not why I am here.  I have heard that some of your fans have made fun of me, my good friend and fly fisherman Joe Tiller, and even my own son.  But what really kills me are the pink lockers.

Iconferentz_mediumUm, well I can check into some of that, we here in Iowa...

Iconjoepa_mediumHoly dog shit. Iowa? Only steers and queers come from Iowa. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.   Now stand up because I am going to show you how I take care of kids like you back in PA.

Joe stands up

Ferentz stands up

Iconferentz_mediumWhoops!

Jaypa_mediumYao!

Iconsecretary_mediumMy eyes!

Iconjoepa_mediumHoly Jesus! What is that? WHAT IS THAT, FERENTZ?   Why are your pants down around your ankles while you are sitting at your desk looking at pictures of J Lehman.

 

Iconferentz_mediumI, um, well...

Iconjoepa_mediumThat's it, Nancy call whoever we were supposed to play this weekend and cancel the game because I am bringing the team over here to teach this pansy and his team a lesson. 

Iconsecretary_mediumSir, we are already scheduled to play Iowa this weekend.

Iconjoepa_mediumExcellent, come on Jay let's get out of here.  Let's give them a preview of things to come:  WE ARE!

Jaypa_mediumOBAMA!

Iconjoepa_mediumFor the love of all things holy, it is Penn State, let's try again:  WE ARE!

Jaypa_mediumPENN STATE!

Iconjoepa_mediumWE ARE!

Jaypa_mediumDad, there goes that eagle again!

Iconjoepa_mediumOh christ, I am bringing McQueary next time.

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