USC = Dumb players

by SweepTheLeg on Dec 30, 2008 11:21 AM EST

Here is an interesting find by Mrs. Sweep The Leg, http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=16ea5555-fec5-4188-8450-7737d18d5ad2

USC might have some uber hot cheerleaders, nice weather, but some of these dudes are about as smart as a box of rocks.

I guess Uncle Pete doesn't keep his team up on current events, come on...you don't know who Joe Biden is?

Somewhere Sara Palin is feeling smart.

F - USC!

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Another sign of disrespect for PA!

I say we tar and feather them after we beat them senseless and take their song girls!

by RNF18 on Dec 30, 2008 11:39 AM EST reply actions

In all fairness

It’s hard to keep up on current events when you’re being distracted by Mark May constantly chasing you around, trying to pull your pants down so he can fellate you again.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Dec 30, 2008 11:43 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

Thank you, sir

For taking this thread from politics to where it truly belongs: bashing Mark May.

FACT: Mark May voted for Leonid Brezhnev.

FACT: Mark May thinks the Pitt Panthers are the reigning champions of college football.

FACT: Mark May thinks Connecticut shares a border with the Russian Federation.

FACT: Mark May has told more people in wheelchairs to stand up than even Joe Biden.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 30, 2008 11:57 AM EST up reply actions

Mark May still thinks the Great Leap Forward has a chance – on Tuesdays and Thursdays

Mark May still promotes the Laffer Curve – on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

Mark May predicted that the Maginot Line would hold the Wehrmacht for at least 3 quarters.

Mark May planned the German campaign on Stalingrad.

by DC Trojan on Dec 30, 2008 12:13 PM EST up reply actions

No

You’re implying Mark May does some form of research. That is categorically untrue.

by Cairo on Dec 30, 2008 2:18 PM EST up reply actions

Okay, you’re right, that last one was a bit implausible.

by DC Trojan on Dec 30, 2008 2:29 PM EST up reply actions

FACT: Mark May thinks Aristotle is Belgian.

FACT: Mark May thinks the London Underground is a political movement.

FACT: Mark May thinks that the central tenet of Buddhism is “every man for himself.”

FACT: Mark May once called Neville Chamberlain “a leader of great vision.”

All your base are belong to JoePa.

by mushdamma on Dec 30, 2008 11:42 PM EST up reply actions

excellent Fish Called Wanda pull... well done, good sir

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 31, 2008 3:00 AM EST up reply actions

Unfortunately, Mark May does NOT have Otto's charisma.

All your base are belong to JoePa.

by mushdamma on Dec 31, 2008 7:27 AM EST up reply actions

Mark May was featured in an episode of queer eye for the straight guy.
Mark May is quite found of the movie “Hope Floats”
Mark May doesn’t pay his taxes.
Mark May wears a USC onesie to sleep and sucks his thumb.

by Roland86 on Dec 31, 2008 11:10 AM EST up reply actions

Shocking

Football players not up to speed on current events? Avoiding questions that are obviously a set-up? Whatever next. You’d almost think that they were reflecting the population at large.

by DC Trojan on Dec 30, 2008 12:11 PM EST reply actions

Hey You

Stop being reasonable. There is no room for reason whenever there is mindless team bashing going on. So just get ready for Thursday when our slow, no named defense out performs your best of all time, politically unaware defense. I repeat, there is no room for reasonable explanations when there is trash talking to be done. Best of luck.

by Roland86 on Dec 31, 2008 5:40 AM EST up reply actions

so that’s what I’ve been doing wrong all these years.

by DC Trojan on Dec 31, 2008 10:36 AM EST up reply actions

yeah

I’m assuming you are a rather big college football fan, so it surprise me you didn’t know that already, maybe its the laid back LA atmosphere? You obviously don’t study enough Mark May either.

by Roland86 on Dec 31, 2008 10:44 AM EST up reply actions

Honestly

When was the last time Souther Cal won a BCS bowl game? Six years?

by Cairo on Dec 31, 2008 11:00 AM EST up reply actions

No Mark

I think it was last year, against Illinois, remember? You don’t do you, oh god, oh my god, he actually doesn’t remember, are you retarded Mark? Nevermind, go fondle the Wannstache bud.

by Roland86 on Dec 31, 2008 11:06 AM EST up reply actions

Unfortunately all my trash-talking patterns pre-date taking up with that temptress, college football.

I don’t listen to Mark May, I just watch to see if this is the broadcast in which Lou Holtz’s head explodes (sitting with fingers crossed etc.)

As for hating on Penn State, why? PSU isn’t a conference rival, and they aren’t an obvious member of the axis of college football evil (e.g., Ohio State, Notre Dame, Washington, Oklahoma, etc.) I just want to see SC win tomorrow.

by DC Trojan on Dec 31, 2008 10:44 PM EST up reply actions