Why I want UCLA to win...
I've been doing some thinking after heariing all this non-sense about how we can't hang with U$C...how we are just the same as those Michigan and Illinois teams that got their asses handed to them. So I came to this conclusion...
UCLA beating U$C would do more good than us beating U$C in the Rose Bowl.
The media has already exonerated U$C for losing to Oregon State. They never mention that when they so proudly claim that U$C should have a shot at the National Title. A loss to a 4-7 UCLA would, hopefully, shot those pundits up and make their respective assholes pucker up to the size of a decimal point.
I would prefer that it is a close loss...where that timeout, Peter didn't need, would've come in handy to challenge a questionable UCLA touchdown...or where he needed it to set up a last second field goal, but runs out of time.
Would it be disappointing to see a rematch with Oregon State? Yes. But wouldn't it be sweet to U$Close again? An emphatic, YES. Look at it this way...say we beat U$C in the Rose Bowl...then what? Does tWWL give us and the Big Ten (11) credit? Or do they make more excuses for U$C...about how they weren't "up" for this game and how they were disappointed to play in the Rose Bowl for a 4th straight year and didn't really care. I'm thinking the latter of the two (and we all know what kind of media shitstorm will ensue if we lose).
Let's face it...the media loves U$C because they are the ONLY football team out west...college or pro. Think about it...what other perennial powerhouse football teams exist in the west? U$C is ALL they have to talk about...so that's what they do.
Of course U$C will probably blow out UCLA and I will be happy to play U$C in the Rose Bowl, because I think it's the best BCS matchup other than the NC game. However, I LOVE seeing U$C lose. Almost as much as watching Notre Dame lose...and to give you an idea of how much I love watching ND lose...my father and I tape the post-game Notre Dame shows just to watch Chuckie flounder as he blames everyone except himself...licking his fat lips as he thinks to himself, "What was in that danish I just ate? Was it cheese? 'Cause it's okay if it was cheese."....but I digress.
The bottom line is, the media will never give us and the Big Ten (11) credit until we put on two strong years in a row. So, I think it would be nice for UCLA to win...thus taking U$C's member from those hippies mouths and replacing it with a nice big shit burger to eat.
Thanks for listening.
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Nope, I want to play USC
I’d rather be the man that beat the man than the man that watched another man beat the man. :-)
Bring on USC
Plus UCLA already said they would call a timeout right away to make the timeouts even….
PSU Softball
You're right
If we beat USC, the media will make excuses for them like they were bored playing in the Rose bowl for the fourth year in a row against another Big Ten team. Then they’ll rank USC #1 in the preseason next year like it never happened.
But it’s a huge difference for us. If we beat Oregon State again or lose to USC we’ll go into next season ranked #17 like we always do. But if we can beat USC it will greatly boost the perception of our program. We could start next season as a top ten or even top five team.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
Not a chance!
Beating USC is like beating the spoiled kid who has everything. They have their sunny weather, their cheerleaders song girls, their marching band’s music video with Fleetwood Mac, “hip” and “cool” coach, famous celebrity “fans”, big city atmosphere, media love affair, and I could go on.
As much fun as it is to see someone who has it all lose, it’s most satisfying when you’re the one inflicting that punishment to them. I’ll admit I was rooting for Michigan when they played a few years ago… as much as that hurt (even though it’s a lesser of two evils scenario). A loss to Penn State may not hurt them in the short run… for the foreseeable future they’ll hold their position as an NFL farm team, but it would say wonders about Penn State, and the Big Ten in general, to go out there and hand them “a shit burger” as was eloquently put above.
I prefer to think of it as a win-win scenario...
however, I think one win will be bigger -the one WHEN (not if) we beat USC. I like your theory and agree them losing to UCLA will be sweet, but the media will say the same things about that loss, it won’t hurt them as much as we think. I mean, do you think they are up for that game, hell no, they are willing to give up two timeouts so PC can act like he gives a damn about a tradition he had nothing to do with starting. All he is doing is posturing. So, back to the point, I’d love UCLA to win but it still won’t hurt USC that much – cause “they were looking past UCLA” or “Lost on purpose to play a better team in alesser bowl”. It’s a “win”, but not a big one. No one will think about it next year.
What they will think about is Penn State getting lucky and not having to play them do to a UCLA upset. It will be talked about right along with all of OSU’s past issues. There would be an asterisk by our win over Oregan State in the Rose Bowl (* PSU won the Rose Bowl because USC looked past UCLA the week before and lost – actually, they lost on purpose to get better competition in a lesser bowl).
No sir, I want the big “win”. I want to play USC in thier own damn backyard and make the rules for thier own damn swingset. Nothing would please me more than beating PC. Yeah, forget about USC – I’d prefer to just whip up on PC for a while – nothing like faking a players suicide (few years back) to motivate your team (Halloween prank or not, is that something you want your kids’ coach teaching them at college – rediculous). This guy is a douche and in my opinion, half the country hates USC because of him.
And, most important, lets not forget who we have in our beloved Nittany Lions. So soon we forget how good we really are. WE ARE PENN STATE! – and we will put a beat down on USC and earn some WELL DESERVED respect! We avg nearly 40pts a game and give up, 10, 11? We are one of only three? teams leading the nation in three major statistical categories. WE ARE PENN STATE! We have nothing to fear in USC or PC, all we have to gain is the respect we deserve and we will gain it in abig way – and along the way, we’ll even polish a bit of the BigTen terd that has become our conference that last few years. WE ARE PENN STATE! and we will overcome!
Yeah, that’s the win I want. Bring on USC!
If UCLA beats USC
I’ll eat my computer monitor. This may be the most lopsided matchup in UCLA-USC history. UCLA has no running game, and complement it with a QB who’s decision-making skills are worse than Anth*ny M*rr*ll*.
I would normally argue
But I saw the first half of the Tenn-UCLA game when he threw 5 picks, and yeah, you’re right.
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 5, 2008 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
I saw that and the UCLA-ASU game
…the THREE pick-sixes he tossed we matched only by the fumble he lost that was also returned for a TD.
Imagine
if Olsen or Cowen didn’t get hurt, UCLA would probably have 8 or 9 wins this season. It really surprised how much difference a QB can make on the quality of the team. Prime examples are PSU in the good way, and UCLA in the bad way.
But that defense...
Dear god…No secondary whatsoever. They’re going to make Sanchez look good, USC is going to score in buckets and the media is OMG! U….ESSSSS…..CEEEEEE. BEST TEAM EVAH!
It’s nauseating, and I completely blame ESPN. So, when the Rose Bowl comes, please please punch them in the mouth. Ore. State has provided the blueprint.
"penis fish"…google that, and the candiru is the first thing that pops up
by Stuck in the Plains on Dec 6, 2008 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Bring on USC
Plus, last time USC lost the UCLA, it didnt really hurt them at all. the media forgets all about and bring it up only every so often to bring in the ratings. No matter what happens, USC will be a top 10 or maybe even top 5 preseason pick next year.
with that said. I think us over USC by 10.
We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!
by hawaiipennstatefan on Dec 5, 2008 2:04 PM EST reply actions
i think
if USC should deny the Rose Bowl invitation (for any reason, i know its a rumor), there should be a gentlemen’s agreement to shut them out of all the BcS bowls
For the glory
I want no part
of playing Oregon State again, nobody will give us any credit for beating them again. I want the matchup with USC with the whole nation watching our balanced, physical, high-scoring team in plain white jerseys outperforming the home team.

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