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Graham Zug

At the risk of destroying the internet with the concentrated power of his awesomeness, here is a thread wherein we can praise the accomplishments of the Zug.

This is the only known photo of Graham Zug: Grahamzugnike150_medium

via vmedia.rivals.com

 The photographer was instantly vaporized after he took the photo.

  • When one recruiting analyst referred to Graham Zug as a "stud", Graham Zug vaporized the man. Graham Zug does not like homoerotic recruiting terms.

  • Terrell Owens and Randy Moss cry themselves to sleep when they think of what pathetic receievers they are compared to Graham Zug.

  • Brett Favre is still playing in the NFL because he is waiting for the Jets to draft Graham Zug.

  • When a Penn State QB throws an interception that is returned for a touchdown, Graham Zug vaporizes him.

  • James Laurinaitis checks his closet at night for Graham Zug.

  • Who would win a fight between Bruce Lee and the Predator? Graham Zug!

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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