Clash of the Titans
by BSD on Dec 9, 2008 10:56 PM EST
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turns out
the whole state of pennsylvania turned fucking communist
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
We’re a commonwealth, bitch!
John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
YOU HEAR THAT?
COMMON? WEALTH?!?!
VOTE LEMAN FOR AMERICA
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Dec 9, 2008 11:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You want communism!!!!??
Ron Zook is communist!!!!
SPREAD Offense!
And Leman played for that man!! What does that tell you!?
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Don't you dare question J Leman's patriotism
If it weren’t for him, you would be fucking dead.
You see BSD, he can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. He doesn’t want money, and he doesn’t want medals. What he does want is for you to stand there in that [bleep]ity white uniform and with your Penn State mouth extend him some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask him nicely.
/Code red…ed
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Dec 9, 2008 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
just like puerto rico, beeeaaaattttttttcccccchhh
We just needed a couple players, a couple people to buy in to the fact and we were able to do it. --A.Q. Shipley
Zug is not commie, you sonuvabitch!
Zug vaporizes communism with his eyes!
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
The Zug will not stand for this defiance
May Zug have mercy on your soul.
by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 7:56 AM EST up reply actions
BLOG WAR?
Blog war! Blog war! Blog war!
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
BLOG WAR
THIS IS BLOGFRICA, AND WE’RE STARTING THE BLOGCOLESE CIVIL WAR
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Dec 9, 2008 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
All due respect to Leman
But Zug is better. Sure, Leman can strangle terrorists to death with his American flag tie. But Zug? Zug can vaporize them with his eyes.
JoePa for governor
I...I...I don't know!
Why is there not a “DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE!” option.
John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:10 PM EST reply actions
Haha
I thought about adding a third option where the universe just implodes. But I knew that would win in a landslide, and I didn’t want to give anyone an easy out.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
Wait, you know what?
I have a solution! Someone take J Leman’s flag tie and photoshop it onto Zug. PERFECTION.
JoePa for governor
Not the flag tie
The mullet! Your Zug MUST have the mullet! Then we’ll see who is America.
The results speak for themselves..
Zug overpowers the mullet..
by MicrobrewPSU on Dec 9, 2008 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Zug vaporizes the mullet!
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
This is how Stalin got elected
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Dec 9, 2008 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Blah blah blah
J Leman stood there on that Illinois sideline and did nothing while that commie nutjob Zook took over.
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
VOTE ZUG
I’m Vladimir Lenin and I approve this message
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
VOTE LEMAN
Ron Zook, noted communist and leader of revolution in some African country, approves!
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Illinois is not "some African country," Ms. Palin
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Dec 9, 2008 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno
You ever been there?
John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
well aren't you disappointed in America?
they aren’t even recognizing Zug with the chance of a National Championship, let alone handing it to him outright. Blasphemy!
by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 6:51 AM EST up reply actions
There will be nothing left
Except for ashes and the remnants of a letter to the Feds begging for corn money.
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Not when you rise and sleep under the blanket of freedom J Leman provides
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Dec 9, 2008 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
COMMUNISM IS NOT FREEDOM
And it’s not burnproof, either!
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Your blanket of freedom
cannot repel vaporization of that magnitude.
John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
It's not freedom, damn it
Once you cede that, the corn farmers have already won!
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yes it can
If Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum can beat alien vaporization with an Apple notebook computer, J Leman can make that commie alien Zug his bitch.
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Dec 9, 2008 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
I’m sorry, I’m talking about this “reality” thing, not some summer blockbuster. Jeez, can we get back to terrorist-killing, people-vaporizing reality here?
John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Nah..
Zug will dutch oven the Illini and their ‘blankets of freedom’
by MicrobrewPSU on Dec 9, 2008 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
oops
was a response to the ‘some country’ post.. but he’ll still do it.. really!
by MicrobrewPSU on Dec 9, 2008 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Fascism is living under fear
These “powers” of this “Zug” are somewhere between apocryphal and imaginary, the imagined punishments of an emperor with invisible clothes.
We know Leman’s works. We know his tireless fight for freedom. We know he is the bedrock upon which America has been built.
Live in fear, or live in freedom. It is your choice.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I CHOOSE FREEDOM
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Dec 9, 2008 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Graham Zug: Plays for Joe Paterno. JoePa loves Latin. Hates communists.
J Leman: Played for Ron Zook. Ron Zook is a communist!
While Zug was busy vaporizing commies, J Leman combed his hair and did nothing while Ron Zook turned Illinois into a commie dictatorship. His tie should be the Soviet flag!
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
"[JoePa] hates communists."
Well, yeah, but only because he was roommates with Lenin back in ought-four and really hated the way Vlad would carefully ration the coffee.
by Run Up The Score on Dec 10, 2008 9:43 AM EST up reply actions
We HAVE EVIDENCE
Ever wonder what happened to Chris Baker? Phil Taylor? Morelli?
They met the Zug. They were enemies of freedom (And good football, in the case of one).
The Zug took care of them.
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
I just assumed M*r*ll* wandered into oncoming traffic...
John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
The Zug took care of him
The Zug works in mysterious ways.
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
M*r*ll*
Remember how the uncle in Napolean Dynamite just stood around throwing a football at the camera? When M*r*ll* was in Phoenix, I imagined him standing around throwing one at a cactus.
Holy crap, that's perfect.
From now on, I’m refering to QB no. 14 as “Uncle Rico”. Thanks a lot.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
Twas the Night Before Zugfest
’Twas the night before Zugfest, when all through the stands
All the receivers were stirring, and warming their hands;
The helmets were hung by the locker with care,
In hopes that Saint Zug would soon be there;
The Paternos were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of onside kicks danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ’kerchief, and Joe in his floods,
Imbibed in just enough Rolling Rock suds,
When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
From a mighty chariot piloted by the infamous Vanatter.
Away to the student section I flew like a flash,
Among ghosts of players picking up trash.
The moon on the breast of the Nittany white outs
And crimson-headed coaching of superior wide outs.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a mighty Zug and thirty-three seven ounce beers ,
Dragging along ESPN fools, no longer so smug,
I knew in a moment it must be the mighty Saint Zug.
More rapid than eagles his teammates of fame,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Maybin! now, Shipley! now, Williams and Norwood!
On, Clarke! on Scirotto! on, Royster and Rubin!
To the top of the Beaver, to the top of the uprights!
From end zone to end zone under the bright lights!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, they easily whisk by,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the Zug in full glory, the football in full view.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard rhe crowd roar,
The mighty Zug did so easily soar.
As I clapped both my hands, and was turning around,
Down to the end zone came St. Zug came with a bound.
He was dressed all in white, from his head to his ankle,
And no name on his jersey, the opponents that does rankle;
A cradled football he now flung over his back,
Staying wide open prevented a sack.
His eyes — how they burned! his biceps how mighty!
His legs were like fire, his staff slay Aphrodite!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stadiumss; then turned towards that jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, above Laurinaitis he rose;
He sprang to his feet, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
“Happy Zugfest to all and to all a good night.”
by Pentimental on Dec 9, 2008 11:33 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
With just 13% of the precincts reporting
I’m calling this race in favor of Zug. He’s slaughtering Leman by 3-to-1.
It’s over, Hawkeyes. Freedom loses tonight.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
DAMN IT
The Hawks win when you call it freedom! If Leman loved freedom he wouldn’t have enabled Comrade Zook.
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Strangely enough
An Irishman first told me that, years ago.
by Run Up The Score on Dec 10, 2008 9:46 AM EST up reply actions
THAT IS ALL THE EVIDENCE I NEED
MISTER RUN UP THE SCORE, THANK YOU, IS NOW A KNOWN SYMPATHIZER TO THE IRISH MENACE AND CAN NOT BE TAKEN AT HIS WORD
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
The BHGProletariat has been gathered
This fight has only just begun, you islamofascist communist terrorists.
Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."
by Patrick Vint on Dec 9, 2008 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Freedom loses. Intergalactic domination wins.
For the next battle, what happens if Zug and Zoltan the Space Emperor (of Space!) battle?
John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
The universe would explode
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Either that
Or Stupar would block Zoltan’s punt. Love Stupar.
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
stupar
immediately after his usurpation of space emporer (of space) Zoltan, Stupar was immediately whisked away by members of the underground. He will be in hiding, assuming false identities until the overthrow of the regime.
death to space emporer zoltan.
http://glassesofjoe.blogspot.com/
Biased, unfair, unAMERICAN
This vote is not legal. You can’t only have this on your home turf an proclaim a winner. This is like holding the presidential election, but making everyone in the country drive to Texas to vote…
BHGP should post it, and the total cumulative votes would be the real winner.
Go Hawks!
For the record
I voted for J Leman. I couldn’t vote against American.
And for the record, I also voted for Bob Barr.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
Sigh
I guess American is the same as communist.
Zook has won.
Zug help us.
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Hail to Graham Zug!
Loyal and true!
Hail, hail to Graham Zug!
He wears white and blue
ZUG! ZUG! FOREVER!
Destroyer of men (not women!)
He’ll doink your mother (hot!)
You’ll thank him in the end.
John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 10, 2008 12:07 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
What if...
Zug is freedom itself?
I think the Superfans had to deal with something similar – Ditka vs. Hurricane Ditka…
And Leman has been defending Zug all this time?
Sweet Jesus, what have we done?
by Run Up The Score on Dec 10, 2008 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
I can't choose
Both are heroes to mankind. Shining beacons of greatness. Can’t we reconcile our differences and join forces?
Why do I see a SuperFriends photoshop with Zug, Leman and Zoltan happening?
John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 10, 2008 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
Only if Leman repents for enabling Comrade Zook
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
(Name Redacted), Delaney and Tressel are the Legion of Doom
John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 10, 2008 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
I don't get it
I don’t get this whole Leman American thing. I thought everyone owns an American tie. You commie bastards.
This is like 9/11, Pearl Harbor, and the sinking of the Maine, all rolled into one
I weep for the loss of truth, justice, awesome mullets, and the American way.
I had a hard time voting
I mean I love America, and thus support all that is Leman, but then I looked into Zug’s dreamy eyes, and when I wasn’t instantly vaporized I knew he had spared me. He is a gracious overlord, and deserves our love.
Besides, not even J Leman could protect America, nay, humankind, from Overlord Zug.
Like Forrest Gump said, "I'm not a smart man."
Please explain the history of the J Leman thing.
While waiting for a response, I’m going to weigh in with this:
You mother fuckers have entirely too much time on your hands. Was there a Tuesday night party all over the world? And also, it’s Zug’s world. We’re all just living in it.
You said a bad word.
Sir Zug will be visiting with a bar of Dial.
Open wide!
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Dec 10, 2008 8:04 AM EST up reply actions
Explain the Leman thing?
I’m not sure there’s much to really explain — mullet, American flag tie, linebacker. What is not to love?
And hey, he has a hot wife!
by Run Up The Score on Dec 10, 2008 9:50 AM EST up reply actions
I voted for Zug, twice.
And not just because I want to be on the record as having backed La Révolution, but because I know he’s watching.
Excuse me, La Zugolution.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
And BHGP, I suggest you change your tune
before Zug gets a hold of your comments and banishes you back to The Hawkeye Compulsion.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
Fuck Zug.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Dec 10, 2008 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
Zug will show such disobedience and blasphemy no mercy.
You shall be tortured until your red and yellow eyes are zugging out of your puny putrid skull.
pitchfork?
You think you are going to stop Zug with a f**king pitchfork?
La Zugolution will be harder on some than others.
Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries
Yes.
Zug has moved the interwebs to the zugernet. The (dot) zug revolution has began.
by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
the real question is
how can zug and leman coexist in this universe?
something has to give.
and i could never vote against j leman. ever. his voice is freedom. he smells of the finest whiskeys. he is pleasing to the senses of both children and animals. he subsists on eagle’s blood and rice.
i could go on, but i keep getting lost in that shining american mullet. god bless j leman, and may all alien invaders learn to respect and fear him.
http://glassesofjoe.blogspot.com/
All traitors to The Cause will be vaporized
You have been warned.
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
i fear no evil
j leman stole captain america’s shield, and will defend the righteous
http://glassesofjoe.blogspot.com/
You can't fear evil
When you are evil!
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!
Take down that defiance.
by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
J LEMAN IS A COMMUNIST!
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 10:41 AM EST reply actions
what is more american than busting a cap in the piece of shit that killed the president
and had defected to the Soviet Union. Way to prove our point.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Naive pinko fool
Leman was part of the conspiracy to kill Kennedy. Oswald was gonna talk, and Leman killed him. Open your eyes, sheep.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
I can't believe this
Look at Zug’s eyes. There are no lasers in there. That this the exact look that Keanu Reeves has in every fucking movie he’s ever been in. There is nothing behind that look…except THERE IS NOTHING BEHIND IT. He has no comprehension of anything around him!
by chitownhawkeye on Dec 10, 2008 11:04 AM EST reply actions
That is the look of someone
who is staring into your soul. It is at that moment that the Zug decides if he should allow you to live.
You should only be so grateful that he has not vaporized you yet. But in comparing him to Keanu Reeves, I think you’ve pretty much sealed your fate.
Hail Zug!
by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, man
Keanu Reeves? Whoa.
ALL KNEES SHALL BEFORE ZUG.
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
You know how good Zug is?
I didn’t need to put BOW before SHALL and BEFORE.
FACT: An empty space in a sentence means “Zug”.
ALL KNEES SHALL ZUG BEFORE ZUG.
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
FACT: WE ARE ALL OUT OF OUR FUCKING MINDS.
Ain’t it fun?
We do not our minds
All we need is Zug.
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
we do not Zug our minds?
but I Zug mine…
by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
To compare Zug to Keanu Reeves is an unforgivable transgression.
As with Oops Pow Surprise your death will be slow and painful and will be a lesson to all who do not obey.
J LEMAN STARRED ALONSIDE KEANU REEVES!
JoePa for governor
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 11:20 AM EST reply actions
My screen is fuzzy.
Is the title of the movie “Royst Break” as in Royster rips off another long one and tramples the mullet?
The senseless waste of pitting these two mighty forces of nature against each other, like matter vs. anti-matter, will be a tragedy, not only for the teams involved…
..but for our planet. All nations must band together, to ensure that such a conflageration never takes place.
ZUGFACTS
Zug can’t decide if his favorite band is Limp Bizkit or Creed.
Zug is short for “Zugtarded.”
Zug drinks Apple Pucker.
Zug shoots free throws granny-style.
Zug sits down to pee.
Zug owns all the Mind of Mencia DVDs.
Zug still says the phrase, “sup yo?”
Zug likes that really weird porno you can’t send through the mail.
Zug got rejected by casting for “Project Runway.”
Zug drives a Miata.
Zug got put in the hospital by J Leman.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
LEMAN FACTS:
J Leman’s real first name is Jeremy. J, sadly, cannot remember this.
J Leman once challenged Paul Posluszny to a “Linebacker-off”. Posluszny defeated Leman and ate his spleen.
J Leman voted for Cynthia McKinney.
J Leman wears a Che Guevara t-shirt.
J Leman thinks Ron Zook is a good football coach.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah, Leman didn't even play for Iowa, get your own hero Iowa.
We just needed a couple players, a couple people to buy in to the fact and we were able to do it. --A.Q. Shipley
In Leman's world
AMERICA stands for:
Andropov, Marx, Engels, Rykov, Iron curtain, Chernenko, Andropov.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
except for in the game against us
where he stood in for Stanzi
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2008/11/12/660155/the-second-gunman
by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
And some Penn State "fans" would vote for him
Shameful.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
I know...he's actually leading right now
the Zug will be very angry!
by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
J Leman FACT
J Leman FACT: J Leman acts as a stunt double for Keanu Reeves in gay porn movies.
by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
only because J Leman embrases all americans no matter their color, creed or whether they like it in the butt.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Quick question
Why didn’t Zug protect us from Leman at the Iowa game?
Also, google image searches for Zug Party are MUCH safer than searching for Leman Party (especially if you accept Google’s correction for what a Leman Party really is like).
by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 12:17 PM EST reply actions
FACT:
J Leman loves Lemon Party.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
you people are insane
you forget that zug’s first name is “graham”.
that name sucks. nobody who looks like that and named “graham” will ever reach the heights of a leman.
at least, not without a US Flag necktie. And using said necktie to strangle all of the enemies of freedom.
http://glassesofjoe.blogspot.com/
Go hang out at BHGP
Traitor to the Cause! Traitor to the Cause! Traitor to the Cause!
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
This is the best, I could do, traitor
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
He goes by "Graham"
because his real name “LazerGurlBanger” would be edited by the FCC.
I thought everyone knew that. Well, everyone who’s awesome.
by Cairo on Dec 10, 2008 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I knew that
I thought it was common knowledge.
He also chose “Graham” because he likes to eat S’mores like a good American Overlord.
by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
FACT:
Graham Zug is leading in this poll. He has always been leading in this poll. Graham Zug leads in every poll.
Also, J Leman likes to wear dresses.
Throw it to Zug!
Reenactment
Graham containing the creamed Leman.
by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 2:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
it doesn't let you vote mulitple times from the same IP
believe me I tried.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, you would
Commie. Take your false freedom and have Leman shove it up your rear.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
keep talking and I'll vote from my roomates IP
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Go ahead
The Zug is still better. Some worthless internet poll easily susceptible to voter fraud doesn’t determine a thing. Now hurry up and get to your LemanCult meeting! Don’t wanna miss it!
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
translation
wah wah wah, now that my side is losing the poll it’s clearly illegitimate.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Translation
WHEE! AMERICA IS DEAD! WHEE!
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
you guys seem perfectly commited to your false idol
but what has The Zug done for you?
Did he win you this poll?, No he’s trailing by 170 votes
Did he average more than a catch a game this year? NO
Did he gain more the 50 yards in any game? NO
Did he save America and preserve our Freedoms? NO
Did he prevent J Leman from Quarterbacking the Iowa Hawkeyes to an upset of Penn State that kept them out of the National Title Game? NO, In fact. HE DIDN’T EVEN PLAY THAT GAME BECAUSE HE WAS TOO BUSY TREMBLING IN FEAR OF THE GREAT J LEMAN.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
What has Zug done for us
Apparently you weren’t watching when he put a spark in our offense by catching a 50 yard pass against Ohio State. Zug hasn’t broken any records because he was told not to. It wouldn’t be fair to play him on more than one play.
Also, if J Leman was so great, you wouldn’t have had to pull out a win on a last second field goal.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
oh yes one play
you know who else was made one play
JUST ABOUT EVERYONE EVER.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
If J Leman was so great, you wouldn’t have had to pull out a win on a last second field goal.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
If Zug was so great I'd already be dead for writing that post
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
but J Leman wouldn't kill any of you for your misguided ways
he believes that Freedom of Speech is a core Freedom of American Freedom.
…
Freedom
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
have The Zug save you
Oh wait he can’t, because J Leman is the path of truth.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
He is the SHINING PATH. THE RED, SHINING PATH.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE SHINING PATH
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
but seriously this was fun
enjoy your overhyped future disappointment and we’ll take our Goofy-ass Hero/Mascot
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
I can only image
that this is a far leap in enjoyment from trying to egg on that lifeless fanbase from that SEC team you’ll be facing in a couple weeks…
just a dead horse over there
I’d right if off as being sick of Cock jokes, but they barely even respond to actual analysis.
Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA
by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
FACT: Leman had to resort to wizardry to defeat Penn State. The all powerful Zug will not forget this.
by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Zug's staff has already slain Aprhodite
Frenchie’s staffette is wedded to a Zug-potatosackee
pax et amor
You don't even know what America is
Communist.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
Fact:
Pluto used to be a planet. Your overlord, Zug, deemed it not good enough to be included in HIS solar system. It was promptly kicked out. See ya Pluto, you freedom-hating bitch.
I'm too country for Terrelle Pryor.
Wow
So the Buckeyes have latched on to the false god Leman? Figures.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Zug has shown his infinite wisdom, and allowed you to believe in your false hero.
In the end the true believers will be rewarded, it has something to do with coolaid, I can’t wait.
We just needed a couple players, a couple people to buy in to the fact and we were able to do it. --A.Q. Shipley
FACT:
Graham Zug pisses Blue Kool Aid.
…and we are all grateful to drink it.
There is a tractor in the parking lot, West Virginia license EIEIO. Your lights are on.
by leeharvey418 on Dec 10, 2008 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Not as disgusting as this:
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
You have two choices
America
Zug
You chose Zug over the Baby Jesus, Baseball, Apple Pie and your very own mother?
apocb.blogspot.com
FACT:
J Leman once took a bite from the best apple pie in America, and spat it out into the eyes of a World War 2 veteran.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
FACT:
Zug is the German word for “train”, and half of Germany was once controlled by COMMIES and all of it was once controlled by NAZIS.
FACT: ZUG IS A COMMUNIST NAZI GAYBORTION-LOVING TERRORIST
apocb.blogspot.com
FACT:
J Leman’s real name is Mohamed Pierre Vladimir Americasucksass.
FACT: J Leman does not use toilet paper. He uses the Declaration of Independence. When he runs out, he’ll starts using the biography of George Washington
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
That's a lovely grey and RED jersey....
by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
it looks more like a muumuu to me.
We just needed a couple players, a couple people to buy in to the fact and we were able to do it. --A.Q. Shipley
It's a motherfucking SCARLET jersey motherfucker
FACT: Graham’s nickname in high school the Communist Re-Education and Indoctrination School of Dance in Stalingrad, Pennsylvania was Graham “I HATE UNCLE SAM” Zug
apocb.blogspot.com
FACT:
Scarlet is a shade of red. Commie.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
nazi uniforms were grey
commies were red (so were the british redcoats)
isn’t it obvious he supports J Lemanparty?
by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
Graham is the German word for pain.
ZUG = pain train. Pulling into a station near Lehman.
All your base are belong to JoePa.
Do Ohio State fans often claim an argument is over when it's not really over?
If only you could have done that when you were up 6-3 over Penn State.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
What?
Basking in the glory of a sweet, sweet victory? Wait, did I just do it again? I’m really sorry.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Pfft
Have you seen our OOC schedule?!
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
Where do you think the four will come from?
Alright fine, maybe seven or eight. San Antonio is lovely this time of year!
apocb.blogspot.com
9
Because we’re beating Ohio State again.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Considering how well Pryor did against our D this year
How well is he gonna do against a monster front 7 in front of 110,000?
Also, our recievers will be fine. We have the Zug.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Crowd isn't much of a factor
I think both teams proved that rather decisively the last two years. And actually, Pryor did fine: 16/25, 226 yards, and the late pick. It was the running game and the offensive line that chugged nuts (due in no small part to that pack of fuck lions you call a defensive line).
I agree though, that if we retain our awful offensive coordinator, Penn State is probably the most likely loss outside of USC on our schedule next year.
apocb.blogspot.com
Should be a good game
Seriously, good luck in your bowl game, and see ya in State College. ;)
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
don't forget the fumble
the one they keep reshowing with all the Pontiac Gamechanging Performance Plays
by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
our O-line will be decent
backups had a lot of reps this year.
Receivers: we have Overlord Zug. Need I say more?
by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
FACT:
J Leman has a picture of Stalin on his bedroom wall.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
EVERYONE
Stop, this is getting out of hand. Lord Zug dislikes fighting in his name, because it implies he can not take care of his own business.
Yes, you are correct.
I can only pray that the Zug does not smite me for what I have done. He will deal with blasphemers, one by one, day by day.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
He is not "Lord" Zug....
He is “The Almighty, Grand, Merciless, Communist-Murdering, Virgin-Deflowering, Lehman-Humiliating, Lord High Zug.” Show some respect.
All your base are belong to JoePa.
J Lehman IS a girl..
You saw her in the movie Dodgeball. She got her team disqualified for doing horse roids.
by MicrobrewPSU on Dec 10, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Can
We get Zug to join BSD and write a fanpost?
I bet the computer would write it for him, I am sure the computer fears his powers also.
Zug does not believe in posting or self-promotion.
You will be smote for your insolence.
All your base are belong to JoePa.
yes, that first vote for Zug Offensive MVP of the game
was clearly just the poll itself voting
by The JuggerNitt on Dec 11, 2008 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Do you believe in miracles?
Who the fuck cares, of course Leman was going to win. He always does.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
United. Socialist. America.
P.S. The voting’s not over yet.
Throw it to Zug!
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
I dare say..
The only thing more inflammatory, sir… is Zooker’s Hemorrhoids.
by MicrobrewPSU on Dec 10, 2008 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
What does your name spell when you
replace the “N” with an “H’ and replace the "H” with a “C”?
Zug will see to it that that is your only source of food when you are banished from paradise.
Oh wow.
I can’t believe you all spent 200+ posts fighting over this when we all know who the real winner is.
Graham Zug, the only one hotter than us BSD chicks.
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