Clash of the Titans

FUCK YOU

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 9, 2008 11:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

BURN IN HELL

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh No OPS

It’s on, man. It’s so on.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Dec 9, 2008 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

turns out

the whole state of pennsylvania turned fucking communist

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 9, 2008 11:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

We’re a commonwealth, bitch!

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

YOU HEAR THAT?

COMMON? WEALTH?!?!

VOTE LEMAN FOR AMERICA

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 9, 2008 11:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

You want communism!!!!??

Ron Zook is communist!!!!

SPREAD Offense!

And Leman played for that man!! What does that tell you!?

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Don't you dare question J Leman's patriotism

If it weren’t for him, you would be fucking dead.

You see BSD, he can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. He doesn’t want money, and he doesn’t want medals. What he does want is for you to stand there in that [bleep]ity white uniform and with your Penn State mouth extend him some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask him nicely.

/Code red…ed

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 9, 2008 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

just like puerto rico, beeeaaaattttttttcccccchhh

We just needed a couple players, a couple people to buy in to the fact and we were able to do it. --A.Q. Shipley

by psu on Dec 10, 2008 8:51 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Zug is not commie, you sonuvabitch!

Zug vaporizes communism with his eyes!

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

The Zug will not stand for this defiance

May Zug have mercy on your soul.

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 7:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

BLOG WAR?

Blog war! Blog war! Blog war!

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

BLOG WAR

THIS IS BLOGFRICA, AND WE’RE STARTING THE BLOGCOLESE CIVIL WAR

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 9, 2008 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

All due respect to Leman

But Zug is better. Sure, Leman can strangle terrorists to death with his American flag tie. But Zug? Zug can vaporize them with his eyes.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I...I...I don't know!

Why is there not a “DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE!” option.

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Haha

I thought about adding a third option where the universe just implodes. But I knew that would win in a landslide, and I didn’t want to give anyone an easy out.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Dec 9, 2008 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Wait, you know what?

I have a solution! Someone take J Leman’s flag tie and photoshop it onto Zug. PERFECTION.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Not the flag tie

The mullet! Your Zug MUST have the mullet! Then we’ll see who is America.

by txhawkeye on Dec 9, 2008 11:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I thought Zug was the offspring of a mullet and an American tie flag...

was I mistaken?

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 6:50 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

This is such fucking bullshit

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 9, 2008 11:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

The results speak for themselves..

Zug overpowers the mullet..

by MicrobrewPSU on Dec 9, 2008 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Zug vaporizes the mullet!

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

This is how George Bush got elected

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 9, 2008 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

This is how Stalin got elected

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 9, 2008 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Just give in

Give in and welcome your new Zuggerlord.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Dec 9, 2008 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Blah blah blah

J Leman stood there on that Illinois sideline and did nothing while that commie nutjob Zook took over.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

VOTE ZUG

I’m Vladimir Lenin and I approve this message

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 9, 2008 11:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

VOTE LEMAN

Ron Zook, noted communist and leader of revolution in some African country, approves!

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Illinois is not "some African country," Ms. Palin

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 9, 2008 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I dunno

You ever been there?

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I voted for Zug

but I felt America was dissappointed in me…I felt a bit shameful

by whiteoutonly on Dec 9, 2008 11:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

well aren't you disappointed in America?

they aren’t even recognizing Zug with the chance of a National Championship, let alone handing it to him outright. Blasphemy!

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 6:51 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You Iowa guys better watch it

Zug will kill you in your sleep.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Dec 9, 2008 11:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

There will be nothing left

Except for ashes and the remnants of a letter to the Feds begging for corn money.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Not when you rise and sleep under the blanket of freedom J Leman provides

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 9, 2008 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

COMMUNISM IS NOT FREEDOM

And it’s not burnproof, either!

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Your blanket of freedom

cannot repel vaporization of that magnitude.

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

It's not freedom, damn it

Once you cede that, the corn farmers have already won!

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yes it can

If Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum can beat alien vaporization with an Apple notebook computer, J Leman can make that commie alien Zug his bitch.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 9, 2008 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I’m sorry, I’m talking about this “reality” thing, not some summer blockbuster. Jeez, can we get back to terrorist-killing, people-vaporizing reality here?

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I feel a Zug potatosacking is on its way

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 8:01 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Nah..

Zug will dutch oven the Illini and their ‘blankets of freedom’

by MicrobrewPSU on Dec 9, 2008 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

oops

was a response to the ‘some country’ post.. but he’ll still do it.. really!

by MicrobrewPSU on Dec 9, 2008 11:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Fascism is living under fear

These “powers” of this “Zug” are somewhere between apocryphal and imaginary, the imagined punishments of an emperor with invisible clothes.

We know Leman’s works. We know his tireless fight for freedom. We know he is the bedrock upon which America has been built.

Live in fear, or live in freedom. It is your choice.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 9, 2008 11:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I CHOOSE FREEDOM

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 9, 2008 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Graham Zug: Plays for Joe Paterno. JoePa loves Latin. Hates communists.

J Leman: Played for Ron Zook. Ron Zook is a communist!

While Zug was busy vaporizing commies, J Leman combed his hair and did nothing while Ron Zook turned Illinois into a commie dictatorship. His tie should be the Soviet flag!

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

"[JoePa] hates communists."

Well, yeah, but only because he was roommates with Lenin back in ought-four and really hated the way Vlad would carefully ration the coffee.

by Run Up The Score on Dec 10, 2008 9:43 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

We HAVE EVIDENCE

Ever wonder what happened to Chris Baker? Phil Taylor? Morelli?

They met the Zug. They were enemies of freedom (And good football, in the case of one).

The Zug took care of them.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I just assumed Mrll* wandered into oncoming traffic...

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

The Zug took care of him

The Zug works in mysterious ways.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Mrll*

Remember how the uncle in Napolean Dynamite just stood around throwing a football at the camera? When M*r*ll* was in Phoenix, I imagined him standing around throwing one at a cactus.

by letsgopsu on Dec 10, 2008 5:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Holy crap, that's perfect.

From now on, I’m refering to QB no. 14 as “Uncle Rico”. Thanks a lot.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Twas the Night Before Zugfest

’Twas the night before Zugfest, when all through the stands

All the receivers were stirring, and warming their hands;

The helmets were hung by the locker with care,

In hopes that Saint Zug would soon be there;

The Paternos were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of onside kicks danced in their heads;

And mamma in her ’kerchief, and Joe in his floods,

Imbibed in just enough Rolling Rock suds,

When out on the field there arose such a clatter,

From a mighty chariot piloted by the infamous Vanatter.

Away to the student section I flew like a flash,

Among ghosts of players picking up trash.

The moon on the breast of the Nittany white outs

And crimson-headed coaching of superior wide outs.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a mighty Zug and thirty-three seven ounce beers ,

Dragging along ESPN fools, no longer so smug,

I knew in a moment it must be the mighty Saint Zug.

More rapid than eagles his teammates of fame,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Maybin! now, Shipley! now, Williams and Norwood!

On, Clarke! on Scirotto! on, Royster and Rubin!

To the top of the Beaver, to the top of the uprights!

From end zone to end zone under the bright lights!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, they easily whisk by,

So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

With the Zug in full glory, the football in full view.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard rhe crowd roar,

The mighty Zug did so easily soar.

As I clapped both my hands, and was turning around,

Down to the end zone came St. Zug came with a bound.

He was dressed all in white, from his head to his ankle,

And no name on his jersey, the opponents that does rankle;

A cradled football he now flung over his back,

Staying wide open prevented a sack.

His eyes — how they burned! his biceps how mighty!

His legs were like fire, his staff slay Aphrodite!

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stadiumss; then turned towards that jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, above Laurinaitis he rose;

He sprang to his feet, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,

“Happy Zugfest to all and to all a good night.”

by Pentimental on Dec 9, 2008 11:33 PM EST reply actions 8 recs

There aren't words

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Monumental

Beautiful. Elegant.

This is the greatest thing to ever happen to the English language.

I challenge you to top this, Leman Lovers!

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Nyet!

those commies wouldn’t know good poetry, they’re probabyl preparing Lame-man Haikus

by MicrobrewPSU on Dec 9, 2008 11:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

"I challenge you to top this, Leman Lovers!"

We win again.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 9, 2008 11:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

It's like looking at Thomas Jefferson's soul

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 9, 2008 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

IF THOMAS JEFFERSON WAS A COMMIE-ENABLING FRAUD!

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Whatever, HitlerRambler

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 9, 2008 11:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Oooh, wow, compare me to Hitler

Way to take a serious, mature discussion and ruin it with name-calling.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Godwin's Law, inevitable

Godwin’s Law (also known as Godwin’s Rule of Nazi Analogies) is an adage formulated by Mike Godwin in 1990. The law states:

“As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.”

Godwin’s Law is often cited in online discussions as a deterrent against the use of arguments in the reductio ad Hitlerum form.

by Pentimental on Dec 9, 2008 11:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

It also means

the first to invoke a comparison to Hitler/Nazism loses the argument by default.

Mr Oops killed Leman.

All hail the Zugster.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Dec 10, 2008 7:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Goodwin's Law

Does this apply to TV commentary and does Lou Holtz know this?

by letsgopsu on Dec 10, 2008 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Dr. Lou?

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeth K-GunNeedthReloodud?

by blogue20 on Dec 10, 2008 9:31 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Haiku?

Serving Commie Zook
Has Long Hair
Beats girls like McGee

by MicrobrewPSU on Dec 9, 2008 11:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

It is glorious

But not as glorious as what the Zug has to offer…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aussicht_Winter_Rigi_Zugersee.jpg

And the Zug has only begun he quest for total domination…..

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 8:04 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Hey, where in Reading?

by Pentimental on Dec 9, 2008 11:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't live in Reading

It’s a homage to Lenny Moore.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I had lived near there a long time ago.

Now I live in Big 12 country, shaking up their cognitive ddissonance.

by Pentimental on Dec 9, 2008 11:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Could be worse

You could live in SEC country.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Well...

Nothing could be worse than an Oklahoma fan when you mention De Fence.

by Pentimental on Dec 9, 2008 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

No no no. Nothing could be worse then a Texas fan when you mention Oklahoma. Oh wait, that’s funny to me.

by txhawkeye on Dec 9, 2008 11:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

It’s funny to watch them go after each other.

by Pentimental on Dec 9, 2008 11:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

while throwing bricks at both

by txhawkeye on Dec 9, 2008 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Well, OU is all the Okies have, so I use those soft kid bricks. It would upset the balance of nature if their unfounded hubris was too quickly erased.

by Pentimental on Dec 10, 2008 12:03 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

If you really want to have fun, ask them how they enjoyed their last 4 BCS games.

by txhawkeye on Dec 10, 2008 12:09 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

and how do they respond?

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 6:59 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Crickets....chirping.....

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Dec 10, 2008 7:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

J Leman eyes

by txhawkeye on Dec 10, 2008 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Homage

Homage, that’s French. Did you pick that up when you occupied Paris in 1940?

by Pentimental on Dec 9, 2008 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Ja

Paris is lovely in June.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Natürlich!

Können wir uns ein wenig umsehen?

by Pentimental on Dec 9, 2008 11:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Um

I’ve been away from Der Vaterland for a while, so, um, my German’s a little rusty.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

If you guys are interested

I have a very nice 1908 vintage French rifle I’m looking to sell. It’s only been dropped twice.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Dec 9, 2008 11:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

One rifle, two surrenders?

by Pentimental on Dec 9, 2008 11:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

also, never fired...

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Dec 10, 2008 1:04 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Leman sounds like a French name

just sayin’

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 7:00 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

'lehMON'

Its French for freedom

by blogue20 on Dec 10, 2008 9:34 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

for "the freedom" to be exact

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 10:10 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I had some Leman Fries

for lunch.

Stopped short of ordering the Leman Toast at breakfast.

pax et amor

by jtothep on Dec 10, 2008 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Not to be confused with the Reading Rifle....

….Carl Furillo, a former neighbor.

by Pentimental on Dec 9, 2008 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Where do you live? Anyone here going to the bowl? I think I am taking my daughter.

by Pentimental on Dec 10, 2008 12:04 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Really?

Is your daughter hot?

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Dec 10, 2008 12:06 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Well, I should have expected that. She’s 16 and knows how to shoot.

by Pentimental on Dec 10, 2008 12:15 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

so in other words, yes

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 7:01 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Was she trained by Leman?

He looks like he’d appreciate underaged females.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Dec 10, 2008 7:57 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Well, approach her with caution.

This is her favorite song.

Cleaning this Gun (Come on in Boy)

She was born in Hawaii, went Top 40 in NY and has gone totally country in Texas.

by Pentimental on Dec 10, 2008 9:54 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

When did we start asking?

Or are you trying to keep some level of civility, being the blogmaster and all?

(…Reads through thread…)

Well, there goes that theory…

by IcersGuy on Dec 10, 2008 12:17 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Speechless

*******crickets ************

by txhawkeye on Dec 9, 2008 11:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

With just 13% of the precincts reporting

I’m calling this race in favor of Zug. He’s slaughtering Leman by 3-to-1.

It’s over, Hawkeyes. Freedom loses tonight.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Dec 9, 2008 11:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

DAMN IT

The Hawks win when you call it freedom! If Leman loved freedom he wouldn’t have enabled Comrade Zook.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You know what they say

One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Dec 9, 2008 11:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Very true

by Pentimental on Dec 9, 2008 11:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Strangely enough

An Irishman first told me that, years ago.

by Run Up The Score on Dec 10, 2008 9:46 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

THAT IS ALL THE EVIDENCE I NEED

MISTER RUN UP THE SCORE, THANK YOU, IS NOW A KNOWN SYMPATHIZER TO THE IRISH MENACE AND CAN NOT BE TAKEN AT HIS WORD

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 10, 2008 9:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

The BHGProletariat has been gathered

This fight has only just begun, you islamofascist communist terrorists.

Oops Pow Surprise: "I'm stuck writing at the Titty Barn."

by Hawkeye State on Dec 9, 2008 11:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Freedom loses. Intergalactic domination wins.

For the next battle, what happens if Zug and Zoltan the Space Emperor (of Space!) battle?

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 9, 2008 11:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

The universe would explode

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Either that

Or Stupar would block Zoltan’s punt. Love Stupar.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

stupar

immediately after his usurpation of space emporer (of space) Zoltan, Stupar was immediately whisked away by members of the underground. He will be in hiding, assuming false identities until the overthrow of the regime.

death to space emporer zoltan.

http://glassesofjoe.blogspot.com/

by psudrozz on Dec 10, 2008 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Biased, unfair, unAMERICAN

This vote is not legal. You can’t only have this on your home turf an proclaim a winner. This is like holding the presidential election, but making everyone in the country drive to Texas to vote…

BHGP should post it, and the total cumulative votes would be the real winner.

Go Hawks!

by CUNKNNK on Dec 10, 2008 11:03 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

For the record

I voted for J Leman. I couldn’t vote against American.

And for the record, I also voted for Bob Barr.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Dec 9, 2008 11:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Sigh

I guess American is the same as communist.

Zook has won.

Zug help us.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2008 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Both solid, but losing, choices.

by Run Up The Score on Dec 10, 2008 9:47 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Hail to Graham Zug!
Loyal and true!
Hail, hail to Graham Zug!
He wears white and blue
ZUG! ZUG! FOREVER!
Destroyer of men (not women!)
He’ll doink your mother (hot!)
You’ll thank him in the end.

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 10, 2008 12:07 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

doink?

lol

Ben and Alex... first commits for 2024

by 3Yardout on Dec 10, 2008 12:12 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

What if...

Zug is freedom itself?

I think the Superfans had to deal with something similar – Ditka vs. Hurricane Ditka…

by IcersGuy on Dec 10, 2008 12:17 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

And Leman has been defending Zug all this time?

Sweet Jesus, what have we done?

by Run Up The Score on Dec 10, 2008 9:48 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I can't choose

Both are heroes to mankind. Shining beacons of greatness. Can’t we reconcile our differences and join forces?

by psuphiman80 on Dec 10, 2008 12:21 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Why do I see a SuperFriends photoshop with Zug, Leman and Zoltan happening?

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 10, 2008 12:22 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Only if Leman repents for enabling Comrade Zook

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 12:25 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

(Name Redacted), Delaney and Tressel are the Legion of Doom

John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Dec 10, 2008 12:29 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

by Pentimental on Dec 10, 2008 12:31 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

JoePa smash?

by psuphiman80 on Dec 10, 2008 12:32 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

JOEPA SMASH COMMUNISM WITH FIST

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 12:44 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

it should be a cane

and hes awfully scrawny for a superhero

Ben and Alex... first commits for 2024

by 3Yardout on Dec 10, 2008 12:46 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Don't let the lean physique fool you.

Focus on the All-American haircut, the X-ray specs, and his willingness to bitchslap errant officials.

Not only that, he mentors the Zug.

Eat that, HawkGirls.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Dec 10, 2008 8:02 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't get it

I don’t get this whole Leman American thing. I thought everyone owns an American tie. You commie bastards.

by PizzaDelivery on Dec 10, 2008 1:01 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

This is like 9/11, Pearl Harbor, and the sinking of the Maine, all rolled into one

I weep for the loss of truth, justice, awesome mullets, and the American way.

by NorseHawk on Dec 10, 2008 1:29 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

I'll tell you who wins

America wins.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Dec 10, 2008 6:53 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

I had a hard time voting

I mean I love America, and thus support all that is Leman, but then I looked into Zug’s dreamy eyes, and when I wasn’t instantly vaporized I knew he had spared me. He is a gracious overlord, and deserves our love.

Besides, not even J Leman could protect America, nay, humankind, from Overlord Zug.

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 7:06 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Like Forrest Gump said, "I'm not a smart man."

Please explain the history of the J Leman thing.

While waiting for a response, I’m going to weigh in with this:

You mother fuckers have entirely too much time on your hands. Was there a Tuesday night party all over the world? And also, it’s Zug’s world. We’re all just living in it.

by Ab4PSU on Dec 10, 2008 7:33 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

You said a bad word.

Sir Zug will be visiting with a bar of Dial.

Open wide!

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Dec 10, 2008 8:04 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Explain the Leman thing?

I’m not sure there’s much to really explain — mullet, American flag tie, linebacker. What is not to love?

And hey, he has a hot wife!

http://illiniwek.typepad.com/the_chief_perspective/2008/07/congratulations-to-j-lemanmarried-man.html

by Run Up The Score on Dec 10, 2008 9:50 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Zug has already

Potatosacked lehMon’s wife.

pax et amor

by jtothep on Dec 10, 2008 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

88 people

Are in big trouble.

by speedomike on Dec 10, 2008 8:04 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

I propose this thread be renamed

Proposal: ~~Clash of the Titans~~ Zug bitchslaps Leman

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 8:18 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Zug hates mullets

by blogue20 on Dec 10, 2008 9:24 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

I voted for Zug, twice.

And not just because I want to be on the record as having backed La Révolution, but because I know he’s watching.

Excuse me, La Zugolution.

Kevin @ Black Shoe Diaries

by Kevin HD on Dec 10, 2008 9:52 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

And BHGP, I suggest you change your tune

Yes.

Zug has moved the interwebs to the zugernet. The (dot) zug revolution has began.

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

the real question is

how can zug and leman coexist in this universe?

something has to give.

and i could never vote against j leman. ever. his voice is freedom. he smells of the finest whiskeys. he is pleasing to the senses of both children and animals. he subsists on eagle’s blood and rice.

i could go on, but i keep getting lost in that shining american mullet. god bless j leman, and may all alien invaders learn to respect and fear him.

http://glassesofjoe.blogspot.com/

by psudrozz on Dec 10, 2008 10:15 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

All traitors to The Cause will be vaporized

You have been warned.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

i fear no evil

j leman stole captain america’s shield, and will defend the righteous

http://glassesofjoe.blogspot.com/

by psudrozz on Dec 10, 2008 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You can't fear evil

When you are evil!

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Zug is the Tron Guy

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 10, 2008 10:20 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!

Take down that defiance.

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Zug Grossman

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 10, 2008 10:35 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

J LEMAN IS A COMMUNIST!

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 10:41 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 10:57 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

what is more american than busting a cap in the piece of shit that killed the president

and had defected to the Soviet Union. Way to prove our point.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Naive pinko fool

Leman was part of the conspiracy to kill Kennedy. Oswald was gonna talk, and Leman killed him. Open your eyes, sheep.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 2:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I can't believe this

Look at Zug’s eyes. There are no lasers in there. That this the exact look that Keanu Reeves has in every fucking movie he’s ever been in. There is nothing behind that look…except THERE IS NOTHING BEHIND IT. He has no comprehension of anything around him!

by chitownhawkeye on Dec 10, 2008 11:04 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

That is the look of someone

who is staring into your soul. It is at that moment that the Zug decides if he should allow you to live.
You should only be so grateful that he has not vaporized you yet. But in comparing him to Keanu Reeves, I think you’ve pretty much sealed your fate.

Hail Zug!

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, man

Keanu Reeves? Whoa.

ALL KNEES SHALL BEFORE ZUG.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 11:10 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You know how good Zug is?

I didn’t need to put BOW before SHALL and BEFORE.

FACT: An empty space in a sentence means “Zug”.

ALL KNEES SHALL ZUG BEFORE ZUG.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 11:11 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

FACT: WE ARE ALL OUT OF OUR FUCKING MINDS.

Ain’t it fun?

by Ab4PSU on Dec 10, 2008 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

We do not our minds

All we need is Zug.

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 11:19 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

we do not Zug our minds?

but I Zug mine…

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

To compare Zug to Keanu Reeves is an unforgivable transgression.

As with Oops Pow Surprise your death will be slow and painful and will be a lesson to all who do not obey.

by Ab4PSU on Dec 10, 2008 11:13 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

J LEMAN STARRED ALONSIDE KEANU REEVES!

JoePa for governor

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 11:20 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

My screen is fuzzy.

Is the title of the movie “Royst Break” as in Royster rips off another long one and tramples the mullet?

by Ab4PSU on Dec 10, 2008 11:22 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Close enough

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

The senseless waste of pitting these two mighty forces of nature against each other, like matter vs. anti-matter, will be a tragedy, not only for the teams involved…
..but for our planet. All nations must band together, to ensure that such a conflageration never takes place.

by Aaron PSU on Dec 10, 2008 11:41 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

All I did was ask the question

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Dec 10, 2008 1:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

At least we've already determined the emperor of space!

by psu1313 on Dec 10, 2008 11:44 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

ZUGFACTS

Zug can’t decide if his favorite band is Limp Bizkit or Creed.

Zug is short for “Zugtarded.”

Zug drinks Apple Pucker.

Zug shoots free throws granny-style.

Zug sits down to pee.

Zug owns all the Mind of Mencia DVDs.

Zug still says the phrase, “sup yo?”

Zug likes that really weird porno you can’t send through the mail.

Zug got rejected by casting for “Project Runway.”

Zug drives a Miata.

Zug got put in the hospital by J Leman.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 10, 2008 11:52 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

J Leman wears Armani suits

by IcersGuy on Dec 10, 2008 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

LEMAN FACTS:

J Leman’s real first name is Jeremy. J, sadly, cannot remember this.

J Leman once challenged Paul Posluszny to a “Linebacker-off”. Posluszny defeated Leman and ate his spleen.

J Leman voted for Cynthia McKinney.

J Leman wears a Che Guevara t-shirt.

J Leman thinks Ron Zook is a good football coach.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh yeah, Leman didn't even play for Iowa, get your own hero Iowa.

We just needed a couple players, a couple people to buy in to the fact and we were able to do it. --A.Q. Shipley

by psu on Dec 10, 2008 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

J Leman plays for AMERICA, sir

by NorseHawk on Dec 10, 2008 1:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

In Leman's world

AMERICA stands for:

Andropov, Marx, Engels, Rykov, Iron curtain, Chernenko, Andropov.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

except for in the game against us

where he stood in for Stanzi

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2008/11/12/660155/the-second-gunman

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 2:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

And some Penn State "fans" would vote for him

Shameful.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 2:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I know...he's actually leading right now

the Zug will be very angry!

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 2:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

J Leman FACT

J Leman FACT: J Leman acts as a stunt double for Keanu Reeves in gay porn movies.

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

only because J Leman embrases all americans no matter their color, creed or whether they like it in the butt.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Quick question

Why didn’t Zug protect us from Leman at the Iowa game?

Also, google image searches for Zug Party are MUCH safer than searching for Leman Party (especially if you accept Google’s correction for what a Leman Party really is like).

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 12:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

FACT:

J Leman loves Lemon Party.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

you people are insane

you forget that zug’s first name is “graham”.

that name sucks. nobody who looks like that and named “graham” will ever reach the heights of a leman.

at least, not without a US Flag necktie. And using said necktie to strangle all of the enemies of freedom.

http://glassesofjoe.blogspot.com/

by psudrozz on Dec 10, 2008 1:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Go hang out at BHGP

Traitor to the Cause! Traitor to the Cause! Traitor to the Cause!

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 1:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

This is the best, I could do, traitor

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

He goes by "Graham"

because his real name “LazerGurlBanger” would be edited by the FCC.

I thought everyone knew that. Well, everyone who’s awesome.

by Cairo on Dec 10, 2008 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I knew that

I thought it was common knowledge.

He also chose “Graham” because he likes to eat S’mores like a good ~~American~~ Overlord.

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

FACT:

Graham Zug is leading in this poll. He has always been leading in this poll. Graham Zug leads in every poll.

Also, J Leman likes to wear dresses.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 2:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Reenactment

Graham containing the creamed Leman.

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 2:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Leman in the lead?

I see BHGP hired a bot to vote multiple times for Leman….you commie bastards.

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 2:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

it doesn't let you vote mulitple times from the same IP

believe me I tried.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, you would

Commie. Take your false freedom and have Leman shove it up your rear.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

keep talking and I'll vote from my roomates IP

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Go ahead

The Zug is still better. Some worthless internet poll easily susceptible to voter fraud doesn’t determine a thing. Now hurry up and get to your LemanCult meeting! Don’t wanna miss it!

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

translation

wah wah wah, now that my side is losing the poll it’s clearly illegitimate.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 3:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Translation

WHEE! AMERICA IS DEAD! WHEE!

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

you guys seem perfectly commited to your false idol

but what has The Zug done for you?

Did he win you this poll?, No he’s trailing by 170 votes

Did he average more than a catch a game this year? NO

Did he gain more the 50 yards in any game? NO

Did he save America and preserve our Freedoms? NO

Did he prevent J Leman from Quarterbacking the Iowa Hawkeyes to an upset of Penn State that kept them out of the National Title Game? NO, In fact. HE DIDN’T EVEN PLAY THAT GAME BECAUSE HE WAS TOO BUSY TREMBLING IN FEAR OF THE GREAT J LEMAN.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

What has Zug done for us

Apparently you weren’t watching when he put a spark in our offense by catching a 50 yard pass against Ohio State. Zug hasn’t broken any records because he was told not to. It wouldn’t be fair to play him on more than one play.

Also, if J Leman was so great, you wouldn’t have had to pull out a win on a last second field goal.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

oh yes one play

you know who else was made one play

JUST ABOUT EVERYONE EVER.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

If J Leman was so great, you wouldn’t have had to pull out a win on a last second field goal.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

If Zug was so great I'd already be dead for writing that post

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

but J Leman wouldn't kill any of you for your misguided ways

he believes that Freedom of Speech is a core Freedom of American Freedom.
…
Freedom

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

AAACK, ZOMBIES ARE HERE!!!!

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 4:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

have The Zug save you

Oh wait he can’t, because J Leman is the path of truth.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yes

He is the SHINING PATH. THE RED, SHINING PATH.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE SHINING PATH

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

but seriously this was fun

enjoy your overhyped future disappointment and we’ll take our Goofy-ass Hero/Mascot

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I can only image

that this is a far leap in enjoyment from trying to egg on that lifeless fanbase from that SEC team you’ll be facing in a couple weeks…

by IcersGuy on Dec 10, 2008 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

just a dead horse over there

I’d right if off as being sick of Cock jokes, but they barely even respond to actual analysis.

Shonn Greene for Heisman
Big Ten's leading Rusher
144 yards per game
6.2 yards per carry
08 TDs per game > 06 GPA

by shake n bake on Dec 10, 2008 6:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

FACT: Leman had to resort to wizardry to defeat Penn State. The all powerful Zug will not forget this.

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Zug's staff has already slain Aprhodite

Frenchie’s staffette is wedded to a Zug-potatosackee

pax et amor

by jtothep on Dec 10, 2008 2:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

America! Fuck Yeah!

by formerlyanonymous on Dec 10, 2008 2:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

You don't even know what America is

Communist.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Fact:

Pluto used to be a planet. Your overlord, Zug, deemed it not good enough to be included in HIS solar system. It was promptly kicked out. See ya Pluto, you freedom-hating bitch.

I'm too country for Terrelle Pryor.

by NewJackCity on Dec 10, 2008 2:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

J Leman, America Inc., widening his lead. Graham Zug preparing to defect to France.

by txhawkeye on Dec 10, 2008 2:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

POLL OVER

AMERICA WINS (LIKE ALWAYS), GO HOME

by Sam @ WWAHT on Dec 10, 2008 3:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Wow

So the Buckeyes have latched on to the false god Leman? Figures.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Zug has shown his infinite wisdom, and allowed you to believe in your false hero.

In the end the true believers will be rewarded, it has something to do with coolaid, I can’t wait.

We just needed a couple players, a couple people to buy in to the fact and we were able to do it. --A.Q. Shipley

by psu on Dec 10, 2008 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

mmm, koolaid…..

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 3:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

dont you mean ZUGAID

by Lion Alum on Dec 10, 2008 4:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yes, that is my mistake. Hail Zug!

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 4:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Wait, did you say heil?

by txhawkeye on Dec 10, 2008 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

that’s just my accent.

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 11, 2008 7:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

FACT:

Graham Zug pisses Blue Kool Aid.

…and we are all grateful to drink it.

There is a tractor in the parking lot, West Virginia license EIEIO. Your lights are on.

by leeharvey418 on Dec 10, 2008 4:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

That's actually really disgusting.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Dec 10, 2008 4:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

lol @ that coming from you

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Not as disgusting as this:

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 4:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You have two choices

America

Zug

You chose Zug over the Baby Jesus, Baseball, Apple Pie and your very own mother?

apocb.blogspot.com

by Sam @ WWAHT on Dec 10, 2008 3:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

by Screen Name 20 on Dec 10, 2008 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

it looks more like a muumuu to me.

We just needed a couple players, a couple people to buy in to the fact and we were able to do it. --A.Q. Shipley

by psu on Dec 10, 2008 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

It's a motherfucking SCARLET jersey motherfucker

FACT: Graham’s nickname in ~~high school~~ the Communist Re-Education and Indoctrination School of Dance in Stalingrad, Pennsylvania was Graham “I HATE UNCLE SAM” Zug

apocb.blogspot.com

by Sam @ WWAHT on Dec 10, 2008 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

FACT:

Scarlet is a shade of red. Commie.

Throw it to Zug!

by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2008 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

nazi uniforms were grey

commies were red (so were the british redcoats)

isn’t it obvious he supports J Lemanparty?

by The JuggerNitt on Dec 10, 2008 4:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Graham is the German word for pain.

ZUG = pain train. Pulling into a station near Lehman.

All your base are belong to JoePa.

by mushdamma on Dec 10, 2008 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

FACT

Zug is a commie.

Crowd isn't much of a factor

I think both teams proved that rather decisively the last two years. And actually, Pryor did fine: 16/25, 226 yards, and the late pick. It was the running game and the offensive line that chugged nuts (due in no small part to that pack of fuck lions you call a defensive line).

I agree though, that if we retain our awful offensive coordinator, Penn State is probably the most likely loss outside of USC on our schedule next year.

apocb.blogspot.com

by Sam @ WWAHT on Dec 10, 2008 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs