Nitt Picks Can't Keep It In His Pants
In the words of Vince Lombardi, "What the hell is going on out there?" Apparently spring is in the air and college athletes are feeling a little frisky. And Penn State point guard Stanley Pringle knows how to charm the ladies.
Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating. Police have filed charges of public lewdness and disorderly conduct against him in connection to the incident, but Centre County District Judge Jonathan Grine, who is out of the office, was unable to sign the criminal complaint as of 2 p.m. today. Without the signed complaint, Pringle cannot be formally arrested.
Program insiders are saying hold off on judgment in this until all the facts come out. And it looks like the athletic department is backing him up.
So BSD is not calling for his removal from the team...yet. But this is damn funny unless your name is synonymous with a popular snack food.
On second thought, you can have him
You know, as I was looking at the depth chart at safety the other day I was really wishing Spencer Ridenhour had decided to stick around rather than transfer to the University of Massachusetts. Yeah, now, well, not so much.
Northampton police arrested Belchertown resident and UMass junior sociology major Spencer Sinclair Ridenhour, 22, after a female jogger reported seeing a man staring at her and masturbating from a parked car on Elm Street.
According to police, the woman claimed she approached the man because she thought he needed assistance, and that he exposed himself before driving away.
Ridenhour, of White Plains, NY, is also facing charges stemming from another incident earlier the same day. In the first, a Smith student reported being assaulted by an unidentified male who allegedly grabbed her buttocks in the quadrangle off of Paradise Street, according to the Smith College Public Safety Department. This was reported last Tuesday at roughly 8:30 p.m., about 30 minutes before the Elm Street incident.
UMass police apprehended Ridenhour Thursday afternoon following information given in a report from another young woman who claimed she saw a male driver masturbate while driving by her at a PVTA bus stop on Orchard Hill Drive.
"She got a very good description of him, and the model and make of the car," UMass Deputy Police Chief Patrick Archbald told the Daily Hampshire Gazette. "He was masturbating while driving. I imagine he was driving very slowly."
Holy cripes. Even if I'm stranded in the middle of the desert with no food or water and I have to get to civilization quickly in order to save the free world, I am absolutely not getting in Spencer Ridenhour's car. But in the off chance you find yourself bumming a ride off of him I suggest you not open the glove box. Those tissues are probably already used.
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Whacked
I guess you just can't keep Pringle off the hardwood.
I can see it now - JoePa and the boys will be cleaning the library this season.
Penn State Proud.
by Jerry @ Black Shoe Diaries on Apr 2, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
I wonder
hahaha couldn't resist sorry
by Lion Alum on Apr 2, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
hahahah
THERE'S A...SKEETER ON MY PETER WHACK IT OFF...whack it off....OOOHHHH THERE'S A SKEETER ON MY PETER WHACK IT OFF...whack it off...THERE'S A DOZEN ON MY COUSIN AND HE'S REALLY REALLY BUZZIN...THERE'S A SKEETER ON MY PETER WHACK IT OFF....whack it off
I think the comments on this post could be funnier than the story it self hahahahahahaha
Mike you should open a joke thread for this hahahaha one day earlier and I would have thought it was an april fools day joke
by Lion Alum on Apr 2, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions
ok I have to stop
will add more tonight hahahahaha too funny
by Lion Alum on Apr 2, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Ridenhour........
How could somebody tell he was diddlin' himself as he drove by slowly ? Must have some unit on him.
The Pringle think might be funny, but it isn't something that will look any good at all when it hits the crawler on ESPN for the entire country so see.
To bad Ridenhour doesn't play for a school that actually gets on ESPN.......the Gameday signs could have been classic.
hahahah
I think we need to make some kind of tourney first before the nation looks at our b-ball team hahaha
(sad but true)
by Lion Alum on Apr 2, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
ok one more
hahahahaha
by Lion Alum on Apr 2, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions
Pringle
by zenosdweller on Apr 2, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions
Are Stanley and Spencer reading the same books?
Do they both belong to Lions Paw? Parmi Nude? Pipe Slamma Now? Athletes in Action?
Okay, I've got it all out of my system. Go about your business.
HA! I said Business!
by zenosdweller on Apr 2, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions
Too much fun
Imagine trying to make this call as an announcer: "Pringle gets called for the reach around foul..."
by Jerry @ Black Shoe Diaries on Apr 2, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions
ha ha
Which One?
ziiing
its actually a new hand-eye coordination technique Coach D has been preaching to the boys.
it just goes to show, you dont win games, you dont get laid
when they told him to 'search the stacks' he thought they meant "jerk your sack'
thank you, you've been great... ill be here all week
situation
"Charlie" : it's not a car, it's a truck man and
I'm not sure
"Ridenhour": Come on man I need it to go to the
quad
"Charlie": well alright man, but I have to warn
you it's a standard
"Ridenhour": Don't worry man I know how to drive
Stick
baa dump bump tisss hahahahaha
sorry but I had that in my head the whole afternoon hahahahaha
by Lion Alum on Apr 2, 2008 6:50 PM EDT reply actions
Did ya hear
by Lion Alum on Apr 2, 2008 6:51 PM EDT reply actions
The horror
by PSU86 on Apr 2, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions
Have
b/c Pringle has alot of practice polishing wood
oohhh man I crack myself up
by Lion Alum on Apr 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
actually...
alibis
by PSU86 on Apr 3, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
you're all missing the best part
Spencer needed a hand...

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