Listen to your uncle Ronnie! Don’t do it!

yeah “UP WITH HOPE DOWN WITH DOPE” hahahaha

abazaba you are my only friend

Next we’ll see Rich Rod setting up Snake Oil shops in H.S. cafeterias giving it away to help prevent heart disease.

Seriously, how is this allowed?!? I guess it falls within the guidelines, but c’mon…he’s a motivational speaker…in PA of all places.

post that can incorportate a Matt Foley picture is A+ in my mind. Nothing like awaking thoughts of government cheese.
“You’ll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river…..WHEN YOUR LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!”

He’s deeper than the Mariana Trench. Still not as good as J Leman though.

is that Bill Shakespeare over there?”

Once, there was a boy who liked to throw things. He started out throwing eggs. Then, he threw the big game. Then, he threw back a shot of whiskey. Then he threw up. Then he got thrown out of the house, and then he moved into a van down by the river!

You kids are probably saying to yourself, “Now, I’m gonna go out, and I’m gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around pull it down and put it in my pocket!” Well, I’m here to tell you that you’re probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you’re not gonna amount to JACK SQUAT!” You’re gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!

Well, that and a nickel’ll get you a nice hot cup OF JACK-SQUAT!

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the van
Your ol’ buddy Matt fell asleep on the can.
The children were nestled two time zones away
With his first wife and her husband in sunny L.A..
Matt woke up and realized, with a chill and a quiver,
That he was livin’ in a van down by the river!”

All right, all right, all right, I’ll pedal! Let’s all pedal everybody, make Evan happy! Here we go, pedaling away! All right everybody, you’re on the road! Look over to the right. It’s your first wife, Linda! High tail it out of there because you owe her three years’ child support! Keep pedaling. All right, let’s pull into Seven-Eleven and buy a microwave burrito! Okay, we’re back on the road, there’s your son’s dorm! Let’s sneak in, steal his student loan check, cash it, and head out lookin’ for Asian hookers! Cause if there’s one thing Matt likes, it’s Hong Kong fuey, ha-ha! Ohhhh yeah!

Padre, dame un favor, y callate su grande YAPPER! Muchachos, yo comprendo que ustedes beben Tequila, (Whoo!) fumen marijuana, y bailan el flamenco! . Pronto, ustedes flamenco en un “VAN” CERCA DE UN RIO!

that during the skit featured in the pic he was not supposed to crush the table (read: it wasn’t rigged to break like that) unlike later skits that copied the wildly popular move.

if you watch you can see applegate and spade gesture towards him as he unexpectedly trips and takes out the coffee table.

serious alert: really good excerpt from the new farley book, where he talks about his real life problems as a motivational speaker to some addicts.

http://deadspin.com/photogallery/thechrisfarleyshowbooklarge/1001410853

As much as we like to point the finger at guys like Zook, ultimately he’s just doing what he can to bring in the best recruits that they possibly can. Is it his fault that he found a loophole? I applaud him for trying. Would anyone here be upset if Joe starting speaking at the schools of the recruits we’re after? Not a chance. We’d probably be astonished that he made a visible and recognizable attempt at recruiting outside of Happy Valley! Put me down as impressed, jealous, and yes upset but only because our coach isn’t doing the same thing!

PSU….Welcome aboard.