Big Ten Beer Comparison

Yuengling.

for a blogpost, but the only thing I really agreed with are the breasts of the waitress in the picture.

I think you have to say Penn State is nothing other than good old “lager”: Yuengling. The oldest brewery in the country; oldest coach in the world. Solid, no frills taste; growing popularity up and down the east coast.

with one thing in this article….Bud Light is better than Miller Lite.

It sounds more like he is describing a women’s ballerina league. This guy knows nothing about beer, or else he is a college student. For PSU I agree, I like Yuenling. Maybe black and tan for the new HD offense coming up (or a reference to the Jay/Obama connection). I would also suggest Sam Adams lager, it is good, understated and the guy on the bottle must be about 130 years old by now.

Ohio State can be budweiser, I just don’t care for it, leaves a bad taste in your mouth. But they seem to always outsell Miller and any of the other beers in my B10 list.

Michigan can be Miller, again a crappy beer for a crappy school.

Wisconsin gets a Milwaukee brew, and in my opinion nothing says working class B10 grind out the football like Old Milwaukee.

For Michigan State I would like to go back to the coach who slaps himself and the team that just can’t quite get it done. For MSU I choose a Bartles and James wine cooler, it’s fruity and after 1 or 2 you cannot drink anymore, thus leaving the buzz undone.

Iowa can be a Troegs dreamweaver wheat. It is the last one left in the variety pack, and I guess I will drink it since there is nothing but my wife’s cooking wine left (I only have a drinking problem on the weekends).

Northwestern can be a barley wine of your choosing, the wannebe snobs can’t actually have wine because they’re in the B10, not the Ivy League.

Illinois can have one of the new Miller/Coors beers with Lime added, very cool last year.

Indiana, they cannot have guiness as the guy in the article suggests, I think a Fat Tire would be fine because I really like when we play them, just like I enjoy a fat tire.

I will stick with Minnesota from the article “Minnesota – An Empty Beer Mug Full of Tears. Why did Lou Holtz leave us! Boho..wah! MOMMY! MAKE HIM COME BACK!!”.

Purdue can be Sierra Nevada, smooth and hoppy, sort of like their offense. Basically any Purdue can be any beer because once you dump a shot of whiskey into it what difference does it really make.

The impression that they were talking about the most popular beer in said school. In which case, Rolling Rock is false.

But a good beer that describes us would be Yuengling I think.

I’d compare Michigan to Arrogant Bastard Ale, but just because of the name. The beer is actually pretty good.

My favorite is Minnesota’s: “An Empty Beer Mug Full of Tears.” haha

1. America’s Oldest Brewery – JoePa is the oldest Head Coach
2. Yuengling used to be sold nationally but now has regionalized – PSU used to recruit nationally but now has since regionalized
3. Both Yuengling and PSU can be found in the mountains of Pennsylvania
4. Yuengling is no frills and just plain good – PSU’s uniforms are no frills and just plain good
5. Too many Yuenglings often leads to trouble with the police – too many PSU football players often times leads to trouble with the police

Rolling Rock? Come on! It’s definitely Yuengling!!

Rolling Rock has its place in Happy Valley. When I was there, it was the cheapest keg you could get. And I drank a few cases of Rolling Rock pony bottles at the ‘Skeller during case race or just because. However, I must agree that Yuengling more accurately describes the school and the program.