At Post Time, The Unicorn's Still a 45-1 Longshot
Every Day Should Be Saturday has a little fun with the "Spread HD":
"It’s a run offense," Jay Paterno said. "It’s really a glorified wishbone offense."
With sparklers and racing stripes and a lift kit, you mean. It’s like the wishbone, if the wishbone MATED WITH A MAMMOTH and gave birth to HAIRY CYBORG DRAGON OFFENSE. If you’re wondering what this will all look like, it will be like a rare, mystical unicorn with an HDTV for a face tuned to an Obama commercial with black Nikes on and the Apollo moon lander sewn onto it.
Head over to EDSBS for the rest, including a beyond-hysterical photoshop of said ObamacornTV.
(Also, here's a Penn State preview written for Deadspin this afternoon.)
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Both solid reads...
I really enjoyed the EDSBS piece, and well done, RUTS, with the work on Deadspin. Thought you gave a good, fair assesment of the team and, I’m with you, Sparty and his minions are a bunch of corpulent fairies.
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