Every Day Should Be Saturday has a little fun with the "Spread HD":

"It’s a run offense," Jay Paterno said. "It’s really a glorified wishbone offense."

With sparklers and racing stripes and a lift kit, you mean. It’s like the wishbone, if the wishbone MATED WITH A MAMMOTH and gave birth to HAIRY CYBORG DRAGON OFFENSE. If you’re wondering what this will all look like, it will be like a rare, mystical unicorn with an HDTV for a face tuned to an Obama commercial with black Nikes on and the Apollo moon lander sewn onto it.

Head over to EDSBS for the rest, including a beyond-hysterical photoshop of said ObamacornTV.

(Also, here's a Penn State preview written for Deadspin this afternoon.)