Return;a of the trdunk post
by BSD on Sep 18, 2008 11:41 PM EDT
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PrintWooooooo it's beena a long time since awe broke out the drunk post. RFOr thsoe of you knew to BSD, yuopu're in for a treat. I hoape you'll enjuoy this as much asa I'll reagret it in the morning.
Fr4iast off, if any ofa you are thingking about mvoing to tExas, don'.t THis place blows. Wehn you're not duking from a hricane every other week you're sweeting your balls off in 110 degtre heat. It'sc kidn of cool youacan buy ar beer at the gas station, but I"m probvaly 1200 miles from the nearst Yuenling Lager, so it's not really worht it. Butra oh yes, they have the cAPtian here. Aaarhgh me hardties.
Now, so fafre Penn astTe is off to t a great saatart. Some poepld probably think I"m rdingking the Kool aide. That's totgal bull;shoit. I"ve been drinking so me Sam Adams Boston Lager, a bottle of some kind of Merlot, threed Captain and cOkes, and a bottgle of Shiner Bo ck so far, btu no Koollo Aide tonight.
REdf Rock. Red Rock Melrot. That's twhat it wats. Now I mrembembr.
Holy hell Did a mention TReaxas sucks? You think JErsay cirlcles were badc? Tyr figuring out Texxas service roads. You'll be drinving down the highrway and y'ull see the plcae you want to og, but until you getg off, drive down the road, fugure out twhere you're dsopposed to do a U-turn come back and make thre right turn wto cross the highway it'll take you 20o mintures to tget there.
I'm watching the Colracxodo-West Vrigina game on ESPN tongihnnt.
Darek and rdusty, paint ted on the sky.
Misty daste of moon shine, tear drop in mey eye.
County roooooooad take me hoooooooome
to the plaaaaaaaace I beloooooooong
West VIringeaaaaaaaa Mountain Momaaaaaaaa
Take me hooooooooome Counteyr roooooooad
Apparently there's a blackout goin on in Colaraedo. It's six miutes to go tin the fourhts quarter and a just realized this. I distinchitly noticed Zombie nation playing on the peoning kickoff too. I'm just wainting rfor a "We Are...Colorado" cheer to break out. Getr your own friggin ideas, man. How come everyone wasntgs to steal our sthit but nobody wasnts to streal those stuopid Oregeon uniforems? OR the crappy sxcript Ohoi? Oooo, the tube player dots the I. Big friingin dreal. Can he stop the srpead offense? Cuiz your coach sure can't.
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ummm...
i hope you don’t have to go to work tomorrow, but it’s a great post!! Looking forward to more.
This post is made of win
I agree, I was actually rooting for WVU because I disliked their shitty cheer (and maybe a little for doing the blackout… because as much as PennState made it popular, it’s been done before (apparently)).
They do the same “P…. S…. U…. Let’s Go, PSU!” style cheer, except it’s “Heeeeey, Colorado” in one shot and they just repeat it. It’s really ugly. Maybe I’m biased. Ever so slightly biased. :)
WOW!
Is this for real Mike?
I’m impressed.
This is a talent I’ve never seen before. It’s like a whole new language.
Good luck in the AM.
"A setback is just a set up for a comeback." -Drew Brees
As real as it gets
And for the record, other than feeling like my mouth is stuffed with cotton I’m feeling fine this morning.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
best part
“Oooo, the tube player dots the I. Big friingin dreal.”
Mike I think you forgot to dot the " i " last night..
Shame
And on a school night, you should be ashamed.
I was wondering when we’d see the return of drunky post.
Dude, never mix beer liquor AND wine. I’ll bet you have a screamin’ headache right now.
Red Wine
I rather get black out drunk off of liquor than red wine. Downing a couple bottles of red wine gave me the worst hangover headache I’ve ever had.
by Screen Name 20 on Sep 19, 2008 7:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Wine is wonderful
But I’ll agree- red wine hangovers are the worst, especially if you mix red wine and beer.
For the record, this is my first post. Glad to see a topic about which I am an unqualified expert…
There is a tractor in the parking lot, West Virginia license EIEIO. Your lights are on.
by leeharvey418 on Sep 19, 2008 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions
A blackout in Colorado...
and a possible one in Texas. That was one of the more entertaining incoherent things I’ve been subjected to, though. Sure beats whatever the guy behind me says at Canyon…
John Madden told me 90% of the game was half-mental...
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Sep 19, 2008 8:28 AM EDT reply actions
drunk people at Canyon...
…..or Lou Holtz….
JoePa in '09
did you make it through the whole game?
And I lived in Austin for 2 months, I agree with your drunken assessment, it was like newark in the desert with a larger hispanic population and better music. Not a great place unfortunately.
I don't know, Mello Yello is pretty awful. What's the worst that could happen?
It strikes me as rather amazing
That the only four consecutive, correctly spelled and capitalized words are “Sam Adams Boston Lager”.
by Run Up The Score on Sep 19, 2008 8:56 AM EDT reply actions
Jersey Circle vs. Texas service roads
Too funny. I have lived in bot Jersey and Texas. I can remember first getting there and saying what are these people thinking. After a while when learn how to use them you start getting upset at people who don’t know how to navigate them.
Peter
Yuengling
“Yeungling, man, is NOT an all day beer.” [citations omitted]. Very funny. How do you spell it?
To accompany your beloved drunken post.
I belive you need to do it in pirate fashion to honor National Talk Like A Pirate Day. There is actually a website for this! If it is not a National Holiday, I declare we make it one!
Settle it on the field!
You could also do chinese, oh wait
I don't know, Mello Yello is pretty awful. What's the worst that could happen?
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