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The guys at the Oregon State blog Building the Dam seem to think playing Penn State in Beaver Stadium is not a big deal.
Personally, I think it's hilarious how much hype this game is getting in the local papers. Stanford was a MUCH more important game. Much, much, much more important. Too bad we didn't win it though.
Penn State is...
- a fringe top 25 team not very far removed from a 3-win season and several recent losing seasons
- the owner of a huge stadium
- a respected name--for their play in the last century
- a team with 20% of its roster charged with a crime in the last year
- a team with 20% of its starters being investigated for drugs THIS WEEK
- a team without a quarterback
- a team with experienced, though incredibly average, receivers
- a team with a superior offensive line
- a team with a great defensive line--when they're not suspended/jailed
- a team with a questionable secondary
- a team that runs practically the same offense that Joe Paterno ran as a high school quarterback (he seriously ran a shotgun, no huddle offense in high school--that is not made up)
- about as boring as it gets, no offense intended
Might as well call them Ho-Hum State.
Yeah. Penn State sucks. Keep telling yourself that. Right up until the Beaver beatdown ends on Saturday. It's on now, mother fuckers.
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Let's get 'em
I think we’re gonna beat these toolbags down. Didn’t they just get beat by Standford? How embarrassing will it be to get beat without three of our starters. They’ve been talking trash on scout boards for awhile. I hope that PSU beats them into the ground and they never come east again.
PSU AIN’T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH ARF ARF
by psuphiman80 on Sep 4, 2008 10:59 PM EDT 0 recs
ouch...
and all the info we supplied for them, lets put rat poison in their beverages
going along with the DMX theme
THIS IS NOT A GAME!!!
For the glory
by lionalum05 on Sep 4, 2008 11:34 PM EDT 0 recs
While we're at it.....
Stop…drop…shut’em down, open up shop….ohh…no…that’s how ruff ryders penn state rolls.
by Screen Name 20 on
Sep 5, 2008 7:47 AM EDT
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And with the next pick in the draft...
the Asians pick…
The entire Wu Tang Clan!!!
by rahpsu92 on
Sep 5, 2008 11:24 AM EDT
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Please, no rat poison for me, I'm allergic.
Not a DMX fan but I’ll admit, THAT song would be much better than Zombie Nation. I mean, are you guys drinking before games or taking X and giving each other back rubs in the student section?
I’m excited to watch this game and let me say that the overwhelming majority of OSU fans doesn’t look at PSU as “Ho Hum State”… We’re all jacked up and BTD, while offensive to opponents, is pretty entertaining and basically is just looking to keep things interesting by stirring the pot.
by ArbyOSU on
Sep 5, 2008 12:19 PM EDT
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I haven't seen a whole lot on BTD
that offended me. Take a look at Black Heart Gold Pants for offensive hilarious material.
by rahpsu92 on
Sep 5, 2008 2:46 PM EDT
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haven't you been reading the news...
x isn’t the drug of choice in state college
by spakajewia on
Sep 5, 2008 4:47 PM EDT
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Unless you party at Players...
Or whatever that place is called now. Club magenta or something ’tarded like that.
OOOHH, glow sticks!

I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on
Sep 5, 2008 5:06 PM EDT
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They just got beat
by a bunch of smart white kids. Imagine what a bunch of…..ah nevermind. You already know where I was going with that.
by blogue20 on Sep 4, 2008 11:35 PM EDT 0 recs
i'm pissed now
that got me legitimately fired up. when royster and green combine for 6 tds all i’m going to do is laugh. we’ll be able to run so well, our depleted defense will never be on the field.
Oh and no qb??? We have two capable qb’s.
Here’s to Aarron Maybin layin’ down the law.
oh and a student whiteout has been declared. shit is goin’ down.
"Boy that student section now is up and really making a gigantic amount of noise. You see the sea of white, the white out. Well they are 2 minutes and 28 seconds away from the whiteout of the Buckeyes here tonight." - Ron Franklin
by rmcmillen50 on Sep 4, 2008 11:58 PM EDT 0 recs
Penn State is Ho-Hum State
says the guy whose team just lost to Stanford.
18% of our defensive starters are being investigated for drugs. The other 100% of our offensive starters are going to run all over your sieve of a defense.
by Screen Name 20 on Sep 5, 2008 7:50 AM EDT 0 recs
I'm so angry I hope we all pound some Beaver Saturday.
They may have to be taught a little respect on the field.
I don't know, Mello Yello is pretty awful. What's the worst that could happen?
by psu on Sep 5, 2008 8:10 AM EDT 0 recs
"ohhh Mrs. Silverstein...you little monkey woman...
…I’ll teach you the meaning of respect, …bark like a dog…"
Old School... MEETS New School!
by BlueWhiteLife on
Sep 5, 2008 1:01 PM EDT
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BWL, damn your eyes...
Today is the day we change the holes. Now go do it, and no more slacking off.
by Screen Name 20 on
Sep 5, 2008 1:29 PM EDT
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"Yes sir, but what about
…the gophers? Golfers? NO, gophers sir. Gowlphers? Where? All over the course sir; but have a plan for them sir..!"
Old School... MEETS New School!
by BlueWhiteLife on
Sep 5, 2008 2:47 PM EDT
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if i kill all the golfers...
they’ll lock me up and throw away the key.
by spakajewia on
Sep 5, 2008 4:50 PM EDT
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One last point he will have to add on sunday.
- A team that kicked the living shit out of us this past weekend.
by han_solo on Sep 5, 2008 8:41 AM EDT 0 recs
Jerome Hayes
decapitating someone? And how about Hull throwing a trident through someone while we are at it? Let’s beat the beavers!
Success without honor is like an unseasoned dish, it will fill you up but it won't taste good. - Joe V. Paterno
by carolinaeasy on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 AM EDT 0 recs
Trash? I expected so much more....
…out of the opponents in our 10th most important game.
Oh well, I guess you do live in coal miner territory.
Enjoy the veal.
by CV3000 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:11 AM EDT
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My God
does coal mining have nothing to do with the beatdown we are gonna lay on you?
by psuphiman80 on
Sep 6, 2008 10:25 AM EDT
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PA is...
coal miner territory. We’re damned proud of it, even if there’s a new energy future, coal was crucial for the nation’s past. Just like motherfucking steel and the constitution, a couple other PA products.
What did you guys give us? Bike lanes?
by spakajewia on
Sep 6, 2008 2:59 PM EDT
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Thanks
Enjoy the nine hour trip back to Oregon.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on
Sep 6, 2008 9:33 PM EDT
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Don't listen to the postings of CV3000
I’d say 90% of OSU’s fans are excited and scared to be playing at Penn State
I think the point he was trying to make is that we’re trying to win a Pac 10 Championship, and therefore while this is a big game it’s less important than any conference game we have
by The VD Special on Sep 5, 2008 1:16 PM EDT 0 recs















