Where in the world are Joe Paterno's glasses?
Well, it looks like rascals have once again stolen the glasses from the 900-pound bronze Joe Paterno statue outside Beaver Stadium.
If I remember correctly this also happened a few years ago. Shouldn't it be harder to steal oversize bronze glasses? This is why we can't have nice things.
What would you do with 20-pound bronze glasses?
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i'd weld them back onto the damn statue
seriously, those things come off?
it’s state college, if it’s not nailed down and wrapped in barb wire, don’t expect it to be there in the morning.
by millzners on
Jan 7, 2009 8:31 PM EST
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And all this time....
….I thought my cojones were in my wife’s purse. Damn, does anyone have some nails and barbed wire?
by Pentimental on
Jan 7, 2009 9:07 PM EST
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Your wife sounds hot
"They haven't played us yet."
by ReadingRambler on
Jan 7, 2009 9:30 PM EST
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Of course.....
MILF, it does a body good.

by Pentimental on
Jan 8, 2009 8:50 AM EST
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Dirty Ohio State, they sent a rogue agent to try to get some knowledge from the statue
But all he did was steal the glasses, and quite frankly he thinks they look pretty good:

We just needed a couple players, a couple people to buy in to the fact and we were able to do it. --A.Q. Shipley
by psu on
Jan 7, 2009 8:59 PM EST
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If those were rose colored glasses.....
….he might not have tossed so many ducks.
by Pentimental on
Jan 7, 2009 9:08 PM EST
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w a y____t o____g o___P S U ! ! !____N i c e___p o s t ! ! !
( I tried to space accordingly should anyone actually be wearing the specs while reading this)
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on
Jan 8, 2009 3:30 AM EST
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Thanks! I got the green treatment, yes!
We just needed a couple players, a couple people to buy in to the fact and we were able to do it. --A.Q. Shipley
by psu on
Jan 8, 2009 9:23 AM EST
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Ah!
So, that’s the problem. Pryor couldn’t throw the ball downfield to save his life because he needed glasses.
by Tailgate Shogun on
Jan 8, 2009 12:12 PM EST
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i read this
and might I add that i love the time frame that it could’ve been stolen, 11 am friday and 11 am saturday…really? 24 hours? those 2.5s have something better to do. they could’ve at least lied and given us a 6 hour time frame, make us think they’re doing something with our money. the glasses thing has been done before, but the timeframe makes the article.
For the glory
by lionalum05 on
Jan 7, 2009 10:38 PM EST
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this is just
freaking fantastic…LOL
i’m laughing so hard i’m crying…i didn’t realize they came off. if i would have known that…
by amandakt on
Jan 8, 2009 10:39 AM EST
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It's ironic
As if these showed up on ebay or something; absolutely no one would know where they are from!
When I worked as a park ranger (many, many, years ago) people would steal signs from the park. Of course, no one could possibly know where they came from, even though the park name was on the signs!
I know its just a prank and if you steal something, at least, be smart about it. Don’t people think about these things before they do this? (Please be aware that I am being sarcastic; in no way do I advocate committing a crime)
Lastly, shouldn’t these be attached somehow? I’m surprised that they aren’t.
by unitboy on
Jan 8, 2009 11:30 AM EST
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"An Amber Alert has been issued."
Well, there’s the problem. “Amber” is a much lighter color than bronze.
Hopefully, the perps will park illegally somewhere in the borough. That will almost assure that they would be caught in a timely fashion.
"the secret to loving your job is having a hobby that you really despise"
by nitwit86 on
Jan 8, 2009 2:55 PM EST
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Perhaps...
Joe Pa had lasik….
by PSUfanSTUCKinSECland on
Jan 8, 2009 4:38 PM EST
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At least it wasn't the students vandalizing the town!
We’re still on vacation!
by dawsonPSU10 on
Jan 9, 2009 12:17 AM EST
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I heard Ron Zook was seen wearing them
right after the LJSr interview news broke.
by jerseywilds on
Jan 9, 2009 3:26 PM EST
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