This Aggression Will Not Stand

Look, I love hating Minnesota (I mean, I am wearing a shirt made from Adam Weber’s mother’s pubic hair) but this is FAKE.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 14, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions

probably

but MINNESOTA SUCKS

NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.

by PSUdevon on Oct 14, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions

Agreed

but I don’t give a crap. PSU is gonna PWN them saturday

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

by psuphiman80 on Oct 14, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions

Pardon me...

while I go change Decker’s momma’s water dish…

"...Drink'n Blue Kool - Aid; One Sip @ a Time..."

by BlueWhiteLife on Oct 15, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions

Fake?

So were the weapons of mass destruction, but we still put Iraq in it’s place anyway.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Oct 15, 2009 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions

I almost wish it was real...

They wrapped the shrine in blankets to keep it safe until it gets unleashed Saturday.

by psume06 on Oct 15, 2009 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions

No, not fake. It is someone's desperate cry for help, or at least a little paternal attention.

AND HE HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."

by psu on Oct 15, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 15, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions

Who is that guy anyway?

Sasquatch?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions

How dare Minnesota send a fake Minnesota student who’s really a Penn State student to pretend to be a Minnesota student and attack the lion shrine as a Minnesota student while letting us know he was a Penn State student masquerading as a Minnesota Student by wearing Penn State student clothes under his Minnesota student clothes. This rivalry is on. I think.

by PSUisMyHeart on Oct 15, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs

Holey underwear!

Lion covered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! (I assume!) We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!

by Aaron PSU on Oct 15, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

I didn't get a harumph outta that guy

by PSUisMyHeart on Oct 15, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

You watch your ass

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 15, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions

Give the governor harumph!

Thank you for this reference, probably my favorite movie of all time.

by psume06 on Oct 15, 2009 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions

lol

You could pretty much assume that that blue sweatshirt he’s wearing under the Minny t-shirt is probably a PSU sweatshirt. But clearly this must be from a few years ago, because if it was recent the State College police would have spotted him, arrested him, and Madeira would have charged him with three counts of felony attempt to provoke murder (that’s a real charge, right BSD lawyers? If not, it probably is in Madeira’s twisted world).

by dawsonPSU10 on Oct 15, 2009 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions

Don't worry

The cops were too busy writing parking tickets when this occured, but even as we speak they’re furiously tracking down every lead on facebook.

by PSUMark2008 on Oct 15, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions

It looks like he tied himself to the lion

by Mr. Rosewater on Oct 15, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions

That is what I was going to say.

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!" - Mugatu

by Captain Hairdo on Oct 15, 2009 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions

INSIDE JOB

Probably by Guidumb’s “Great Show Squad”. Lame.

by PennStateBasketball on Oct 15, 2009 8:50 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs

+1

For Guidumb.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Oct 15, 2009 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions

You know

I bet you’re right. This is the kind of stupid crap they would pull.

We should have a hate week just for them. Like all the time. HATE HATE HATE

by PSUMark2008 on Oct 15, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions

who would...

…take the time and planning of pulling a prank like that and only bring a low-res camera phone to record the whole incident? well, i guess camera phones are probably pretty fancy in Iowa and Minnesota…HATE!!!!

by hbeach08 on Oct 15, 2009 10:06 AM EDT reply actions

So unbelievably fake, it hurts.

Really, we’re supposed to think that a student is going to come all the way from Minnesota (a school we have zero beef with) to put a sheet over the Nittany Lion shrine? Seriously?

This is just one notch under the Wendy’s “finger in the chili” incident.

by Run Up The Score on Oct 15, 2009 10:08 AM EDT reply actions

On a Tuesday night/Wednesday morning, no less. It is clearly a weak attempt at an inside job. You seriously think NO ONE saw somebody carrying a huge parachute around and tying it around the Shrine? Guidumb had the campus police in on it so his little prank wouldn’t be foiled.

Blue hoodie + crappy picture + maroon/WHITE (a Gopher fan would’ve used gold) = FAIL

by PennStateBasketball on Oct 15, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions

"Minnesota (a school we have zero beef with)"

speak for yourself. The Gophers are on my all-time shitlist. Then again so is Michigan, Iowa, Notre Dame, USC, Akron, Auburn, the whole SEC really… Mountain West conference, University of New Mexico…

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Oct 15, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions

Akron?

Toledo maybe. But I’m sure they’re pretty much the same city.

by The Mess on Oct 15, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions

Is Toledo the one that beat us in 2000? They're both worthless anyway

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Oct 15, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions

Hey, this stunt worked really well...

…in “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.”

by FLion on Oct 15, 2009 10:19 AM EDT reply actions

heh, those guys are fools.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Oct 15, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions

My dad's a television repairman

He’s got an awesome set of tools.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Oct 15, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions

TWSS

by confirmy on Oct 15, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions

At least SuePa and her

cronies had the sense to spray paint the lion to seal their faked Syracuse hate crimes against the shrine.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Oct 15, 2009 1:05 PM EDT reply actions

DUMBEST FAKE VANDALISM EVER!

“Oh noez, they put a MAROON SHEET over the Lion! Let’s get ’em, but only after mentioning our sponsorsThe Rockvale Outlets, Berks Hot Dogs, and Pepsi!”

Turrible, GuiD’OH. Turrible.

by Tailgate Shogun on Oct 15, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs