WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT'S 6:58 PM AND MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS!!
It's Hate Michigan week and it's time to get it started. We all know that Ann Arbor is still a dirty whore, that the Referines will be out in force next week, Michigan's better than last year, Rich Rod is a douche, yadda yadda yadda. It's time for your best anti-Michigan jokes, rants, etc until Cairo does his Hate Week post.
GO STATE BEAT MICHIGAN!
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It has begun.
"Dr. Samuel Johnson's right about Olson Johnson being right."
by mushdamma on Oct 17, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think a Cairo post is needed
We have plenty of reasons for hating UM already
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But I like his posts.
They are funny.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 17, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We had plenty of reasons for hating EIU and Minnesota too.
by Cairo on Oct 17, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think what I'm trying to say is...
I would like to…
Aw, screw it, we’ll have two posts
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michigan
I once made the mistake of asking a Michigan fan for the time. He said “give me two more seconds”
"I'm not affraid to compete"
~Robert Bolden
by QBsneak12 on Oct 17, 2009 7:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Michigan
I once made the mistake of asking a Michigan fan for the time. He said “give me two more seconds”
"I'm not affraid to compete"
~Robert Bolden
by QBsneak12 on Oct 17, 2009 7:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Michigan
I once made the mistake of asking a Michigan fan for the time. He said “give me two more seconds”
"I'm not affraid to compete"
~Robert Bolden
by QBsneak12 on Oct 17, 2009 8:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I really hate michigan
I don’t know what else there is to say. I just really despise that team. I’ve never seen PSU win in Ann Arbor, and I’ve never seen PSU beat them twice in a row. I want both. I want revenge.

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
by showtime on Oct 17, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We will only get revenge when an undefeated Michigan team loses to a mediocre Penn State team in Happy Valley due to poor officiating
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think taking 9 straight would be sufficient
1/9th of the way there!
by PSUisMyHeart on Oct 17, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My hope
We win this year and next year. Then Michigan rotates off the schedule in 2011 and 2012. So when they come back in 2013 we’ll be able to say we haven’t lost to Michigan in six years. That’s a good start.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Oct 18, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even more than that
Even though we haven’t beat Iowa, it would be cool to win at the three of the biggest most hostile stadiums in the Big Ten under Clark, something we’ve never been able to do.
by dawsonPSU10 on Oct 18, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ww need to rip their still beating hearts out of their chests and show it to them once a year for a decade
god damn it I hate michigan. I look at the decline of Detroit and laugh because I hate michigan so much.
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
by showtime on Oct 18, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy moley! The greatest related video ever.
Saved by the Bell in French!
by Cairo on Oct 17, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michigan
I once made the mistake of asking a Michigan fan for the time. He said “give me two more seconds”
"I'm not affraid to compete"
~Robert Bolden
by QBsneak12 on Oct 17, 2009 8:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Stop posting that.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 17, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
9:07pm
they suck even more
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...
by letsgopsu on Oct 17, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Michigan
I once made the mistake of asking a Michigan fan for the time. He said “give me two more seconds”
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
"Victory without honor is an unseasoned dish. It might fill you up, but it won't taste good" - Joe Paterno
by MilroyBoozer on Oct 17, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both Schembechler and Hayes were stone cold sociopaths
no respect from Mr. Rosewater whatsoever.
by Mr. Rosewater on Oct 17, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Need help studying for finals?
Talk to Lloyd Carr, he’ll get you more time.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Oct 17, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
NSFW
scUM fight song parodies.
FAIL to the victors
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Oct 17, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hail to the Victor Charlie
Hail to those Gooks- they’re gnarly
Hail! Hail! The Viet Cong
The Champions of the North!
"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno
by leeharvey418 on Oct 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hail! to Tater Force’s It
Hail! to unspecified forces!
Hail! Hail! to Mat Millen, broadcaster the worst!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Millen
I know he’s a Penn State guy, but why is he still an announcer? Just terrible.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
by NJ lion on Oct 18, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He got fired from managing the Lions (Detroit) didn't he?
by dawsonPSU10 on Oct 18, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worst GM in history of the NFL
Before that, he was a decent announcer with Dick Stockton for Fox. They were the #2 team for the NFL.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Oct 18, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Before that, he was all over Bama's backfield in '79
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 18, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhh i forgot the NSFW link.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Oct 18, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just don't hate Michigan
as much as I hate Iowa. Probably partially due to the fact that they were actually great hosts when I went in 2007. I have to say that the way were really excited to have me there and just talk football and everything. I was NOT near any other PSU fans, and everyone was still really cool. Nothing like the folks of Iowa.
by PSUinBOSSton on Oct 18, 2009 10:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
All I know is this much...
When Iowa won, BHGP didn’t rush into the post-game wallowing thread to mock us.
Michigan WILL.
OMG WE WON 24 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS HAIL HAIL!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 18, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BHGP did not
but you did
"Wherever you go, Penn State will go with you. You are now a part of her. Her image will be cast in your image. Your reputation will become her reputation."
by noodlebucket on Oct 18, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, that was Bad Rambler
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 18, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny...
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Rambler and Bad Rambler in the same place at the same time. Hmmmm…
"Dr. Samuel Johnson's right about Olson Johnson being right."
by mushdamma on Oct 18, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT A SMART ONE YOU ARE!!!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 18, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S 10:51 AM AND MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS!!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 18, 2009 10:51 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's 12.04a and Michigan still sucks!!

"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"
by amandakt on Oct 19, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Michigan thrives on this shit.
They are literally mushrooms, shit from other fans make them grow. So we need to watch how much we heap on them this week.
Beat Michigan.
by jesse. on Oct 19, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This is very true
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 19, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should we give em the bully treatment
and ‘just ignore them’?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
by jtothep on Oct 19, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably ignore them
Or give them 10 reasons for their glorious victory.
"[angry frown]" - Lloyd Carr
by ReadingRambler on Oct 19, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This remains my opinion
Beat Michigan.
by jesse. on Oct 19, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine work, sir
You’ll have to excuse my top ten reasons post. I waited all fall for that.
"[angry frown]" - Lloyd Carr
by ReadingRambler on Oct 19, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love the sig - I laughed out loud
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
by NJ lion on Oct 19, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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