Yeah, that snow was really coming down and interfering with the play of everyone on the field. Clearly Maisel was watching the game and saw the ZERO INCHES of snow we got during the game, or on the field that was covered for the bulk of the snowfall that happened two days before so that there wasn’t anything more than a damp field to play on. And clearly we practice in the snow, including in August, so that when it piles up on the field, we can still kick some ass.

Are they really all that stupid at ESPN? Seriously, wtf is the matter with these people. Can they take the phallus shaped SEC, ND, USC, and BIG12 objects out of their mouths for five seconds and actually watch two teams play without just assuming what’s happened because you read there was snow in State College and looking at the stat lines.

I mean, it NEVER snows in Minnesota. Poor kid probably didn’t even know what the stuff was.

Does be a sports reporter pay well? Because I sure could use a job where I didn’t need to use my brain.

Minnestota’s Time of Posession (TOP) was 18 minutes. Decker had one-eighth his normal number of catches. So that must mean that they normally have a TOP of 8×18=>144 minutes. So, if their defense could have just helped them get closer to their normal 144 minutes of ball posession per 60 minute game, he would have caught his normal number of passes.