Late Games Open Thread

Games of Note:
7:00 PM - No. 6 Iowa at Michigan State - BTN
7:30 PM - No. 1 Florida at Mississippi State - ESPN
7:30 PM - Auburn at No. 9 LSU - ESPN2
8 PM - No. 3 Texas at Missouri - ABC Regional
8 PM - Oregon State at No. 7 USC - ABC Regional
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"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I belive it's spelled "werd"
and it is awesome
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
+1
46-17
35-10
I could get used to this.
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
So today I realized that Derek Moye looks like Kid from Kid and Play, but without the hair
Check it out, no lie


just pointing that out
I decree that after every TD he has to do the Kid and Play dance
I’ll take the 15 yards for that every time. Especially if Play was the one dancing with him
Suck it, RichRod
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
3-0 Michigan State
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
Photo request
carry over from 4th q thread — can we get a Tater photo photoshopped onto Cats (the musical)?
I feel like he's more of a RENT fan
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Yeah, but the dude acts
like at total Mr. Mistoffelees…
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Perhaps Mamma Mia?
After all, he is a dancing queen.
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
Dammnit
I can’t believe I picked friggen Kansas
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
my only wrong pick today was Miami
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
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I got my first 4 right
this is my best week
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...
Yep
I picked the Himacanes too, that was for about 7 points
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
picked clemson!
made it that much more enjoyable.
by PSUinBOSSton on Oct 24, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Florida field goal fail
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
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Gah!!
Too many worthwhile games to watch tonight!!
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Iowa will be good
Florida may be OK
Texas will be awful
BYU will be good
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I know, thats the one I wanted to see
but if you’re on ESPN, you’ll get highlights when something happens, plus score alerts.
I think I'm going to blow off my friends tonight
They already ate dinner, I haven’t eaten anything today, and they want to watch the freaking Flyers, when there’s good football on tonight. WTF?
Are they really your friends?
We’re the only friends you got.
by Mr. Rosewater on Oct 24, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Good boy
Flyers suck anyway
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Flyers = instant Fail
Your friends aren’t very good friends if they want to put you through that torture
Totally
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
lol, they're good guys, I went to high school with all of them
they have a sweet apartment in Palmerton on Beaver, but I just don’t care about hockey.
and they're Philly sports nuts
and despite living in Delaware County a highly biased Philly area, I haven’t been converted to liking any pro sports, although I admit I have watched a few Phillies games. Normally I can’t stand baseball, but they were actually exciting for once instead of a normal baseball game.
FG for Miss St
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
Mississippi State 3 Florida 0
Iowa 3 Michigan State 3
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
not on the ps2! iowa suck. (no btn in norfolk)
"They stalk their prey to within two or three great leaps and then launch a lightning-fast charge, striking their prey. Victims are most often killed by suffocation with a prolonged bite..."--Hinterland Who's Who
TD Horny Frogs
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
TCU - 7, BYU - 0
LSU – 7, Auburn – 0
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
ah it feels so good
I love being able to taunt michigan fans. It feels like a cool breeze on a hot summer’s day. I feel good!
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
The karma has turned on this series.
But, FWIW, I would listen to Michigan get booed by their own fans on a loop for the rest of my life.
Beat Northwestern.
How bout it, man?
I knew we were “quietly confident” this week.
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha!
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Here it is anyway....
Stop.
The better team won today.
Seriously, these guys we’re supposed to be improved? In what respect were they better? They just had a fancier nancy at quarterback.
I feel bad for Brandon Graham.
What are all the "Michigan Men" going to do for jobs? Work at GM? They are screwed. Their only hope is to try and hire Tom Bradley.
Beat Northwestern.
I started listening to the new Alice in Chains album at the end so missed the boos
How about Graham Zug getting three touchdowns!! All the hype is now earned in my opinion. He really is a transcendent deity!
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
Zug was awesome
But Michigan’s D is seriously bad outside of Graham
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I almost feel bad for him
probably should have left the program like the rest of the good players did
It's 3-3
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
And Iowa's getting the ball back
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow I didn't realize Sparty Iowa was 2nd qt already
then again neither of them are really offensive juggernauts.
So who do you think gets the credit for every tackle
Josh Hull or his mustache? If his mustache gets the credit, does he get an assist?
Reasons why I love the non-BCS teams
Final from earlier today:
Idaho – 45
Nevada – 70
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Oh, they'll be there
They’ll be there
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
TEBOW SMASH FAIL
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
Wha happened
I’m watching Iowa-MSU
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Miss St stopped the TEBOW SMASH
twice (? – that’s how many times I saw it, didn’t see first and goal), forcing the Gators to settle for a FG
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Impressive stand by Miss St.
Gators held to a FG, 3-3 tie
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
I hope he doesn't get that record tonight that ESPN has been drooling over all day
for rushing TDs in the SEC that Hershel Walker holds now, he’s one behind

Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...
by letsgopsu on Oct 24, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I know but I am tired of fighting with Photobucket
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
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Nice
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Werd
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by Adam Bittner on Oct 24, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW, going back to our game
Did Mickey Schuler play today.? I don’t remember seeing or hearing his name called.
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
Lloyd Carr supports Dick Rod
Yes, please! Keep Rich Rodriguez, who is 0-2 vs. Penn State and has been outscored 81-27 in the two games.
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
Where can I donate money?
Seriously, I will do anything to keep RichRod at Michigan.
Beat Northwestern.
He's totally turned the corner
That game against an overhyped ND team seriously saved his ass.
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, there's something there, I guess
ND would have won by 30 last year and IU would have won by 15.
Great victory!!!
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I....guess?
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
JayPa Via Facebook
“Last night Joe told the team “I’m tired of telling you how good you are—it’s TIME for YOU to TELL me how GOOD YOU ARE.” He heard an answer loud and clear today. On to Northwestern for Halloween."
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That's great
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He better go help Charlie Weis
That dude has some serious issues getting around
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
But what if we used the Schwartz?
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
You have no idea...
They bring him in at Thon at about 35 hours. It’s impossible to describe.
Beat Northwestern.
I've been there (not dancing)
but it’s incredible even sitting in the stands.
Before I get pounced on for not dancing, as a freshman at PSU Delco I volunteered for the branch’s THON group, and I was one of three people eligible at the end of fundraising activity to be a dancer…unfortunately I was up against 2 upperclassmen for the two spots available for us to dance at THON. Needless to say, I didn’t get to go, but I probably would have given up my spot to the upperclassmen had I somehow won the vote for who would be our dancer reps for PSU delco.
I had a fight with Jtothep
about things you do just to say you did them. I was the emergency substitute for my fraternity, and wound up having to dance on like 48 hours notice.
It was hard.
Beat Northwestern.
I both evny and don't envy you
It’s probably more strain than I could take, and I get really sick if I’m awake for more than 24 hours, but it would be an experience I would probably carry with me for the rest of my life.
I danced in 19(REDACTED)
I was good at allnighters in college (bit of a procrastinator) but it was difficult much earlier than I expecte —like Sat morning at about 5 am I would have given anything for a nap. Glad I did it, wouldn’t want to do it again esp now that I’m older.
When you're done.
You feel like you can do anything, for the rest of your life.
Untill you die, somebody will try an d tell you that you can’t do something and your response will be F@#k you, I danced in Thon.
Beat Northwestern.
that’s how I felt after I did the Avon 3 Day (60 mile) walk
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...
The thing about thon is
They bring in the Blue Band, and the Blue Band plays for you. They bring in JoePa, and JoePa tries to fire you up.
The closest that you’ll ever get to running out on the field at Beaver Stadium is dancing in Thon.
Beat Northwestern.
I think they did.
Pinchy threw out a few too many f-bombs.
There’s a “Michigan man” for ya.
by NoLimitLion1 on Oct 24, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Clayborn just smashed Cousins on 3rd
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
Temple up 23-7
Reppin our high-end OOC
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I think Temple was an underdog today???
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
Really?
Game seemed pretty even, and Temple is on a streak.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Just looked it up
they were 3 point dogs in Friday’s paper. When i saw that, I was surprised, too.
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
Temple could win 8 games
Bernard Pierce is carrying them.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Really?
Good for them, I’m glad to see Golden doing well.
Are they close to bowl eligibility? They’ve been having a great season last time I checked.
I think they're 4-2
And they feel that the game against Ohio at the end of the season will determine who will play Central Michigan for the MAC championship.
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
If they win this game
they’ll have 5 wins and games remaining against akron and Miami OH which are terrible. A bowl would be huge for them. The extra practices alone would be well worth it.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
It's 23-17 now, just before the half!
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
Upsets
If Florida and/or Texas lose, do we pass them?
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
Hey, if the media-types want to call Michigan a "big win"
I won’t stop them. But yes, I’ll agree with your point.
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Something tells me that we'll still hear that we "haven't played anyone of consequence"...
in the media, despite shutting down the Big Ten’s best offense (statistically) in their house.
by NoLimitLion1 on Oct 24, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
they are averaging 16.5 points in their last two games!
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
Fail...36.5 points.
Need another beer!
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
I doubt they'll even fall out of the top ten, which sickens me
but I’ve searched my feelings and know it to be true.
TD TEBOW SMASH
Yawn
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
I'm going to a party tonight and I'm definitely rocking my Road #22
I hope there are some wolverine fans out tonight!
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
Heading to the gym with my
2008 Big Ten Champions sweatshirt. Hopefully there will be some Wolverine fans around.
by NoLimitLion1 on Oct 24, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
New Question
If #12 isn’t close enough, what is?
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ah man
I made a great fanpost over at M&B and it’s already gone. I put my heart into that post!
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
This Was Good Enough
“I hate michigan so much that I laugh when I hear of Detroit’s problems, or even GM’s problems, even if it spells economic problems for the whole country. No matter how evil, I relish the thoughts of homeless panhandlers wearing maize and blue o…n the streets of Detroit.”
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by Adam Bittner on Oct 24, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
thank you I feel honored
My post had pictures of Conan the Barbarian and Andrew Quarless
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
You Know What Sickens Me?
“The SEC on ESPN”
It’s so obvious who they’re in the tank for. When do you hear them say “The Big Ten on ESPN” or “The Big 12 on ESPN”
Yuck
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
Where the hell is jtot?
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
He was here for the scUM thread
said he ditched a family member to be on BSD, is he at a wedding or something?
"Just Dance"
At Michigan St.
There’d be a revolt if that was played at Beaver.
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
Iowa and MSU tied at 3 at the half
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
I think this game is the battle of who could care less.
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Iowa plays like this in every game
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I know, but I'm starting to think
its more like Iowa gets up for us and Iowa State. Period.
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
They looked bad early against us
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Iowa never gets up for Iowa State.
Which is exactly why Iowa State talks shit to us every year.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I just meant get excited to play
the rest of the season seems like OOC games.
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems that way.
Iowa really loves to play to the level of their competition. Made most obvious by the Arkansas State and UNI games.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget SPARTY NO!
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions

or

?
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by Adam Bittner on Oct 24, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
3-3 Iowa and Sparty tied at halftime
Yawn.
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
Better than the crap on ESPN
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone have any suggestions for dinner coming from West Halls (dining halls are closed)?
I could eat the some of the three pounds of Five Guys peanuts I stole from there last night, but that’s all I’ve eaten for the past 24 hours.
where is there a five guys in SC
havent been up in awhile
by whiteoutonly on Oct 24, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
it was still a wendys in 2005 when i left school
by whiteoutonly on Oct 24, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
dude that wendy's
I must have eaten 1000 jr bacon cheeseburgers and baked potatoes from that Wendy’s!
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
engineering major?
there should have been an underground walkway to and from the Hammond building to there
by whiteoutonly on Oct 24, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Big O
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by Adam Bittner on Oct 24, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, don't feel like going all the way to East halls from West Halls
but thanks for the suggestion.
I think I’ll just have some peanuts and grab a late night meal at Nathans later tonight.
From MLive.com
“Michigan played scared in loss to Penn State”
Still trying to find photos of DickRod’s meltdown.
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
Sorry coach,
I couldn’t remember if it was “Cats” or “A Chorus Line”
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
"I had this dream that I was in a magical place called Xanadu...
…next thing I know that Bowman guy was in my grill."
"But Coach
I have IT! I don’t get nervous! You can’t bench me, you can’t! waaahhhhhh!" (Runs off crying)
not from today
but still delightful
http://jbjsports.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/rich-rodriguez-p1.jpg
Shipley JACKED UP by Missou
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
TD Texas
yawn
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
USC up 7-0 on the other OSU
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
Epic fail Tebow
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
Tebow can't fail
He setting forth a chain of events that will make the world a better place in 2134.
Beat Northwestern.
Yeah, and Tate lives for moments like these
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I got jokes..
I agree PSU can throw for 300+ in this game if they want to. I don’t think they will, but our secondary is just that bad.
I also think Minor and Brown will each go over 100 yards, with Denard adding another 60 or so.
Red zone success will determine the winner.
by Wlvrn99 on Oct 23, 2009 3:14 PM EDT
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
“I also think Minor and Brown will each go over 100 yards, with Denard adding another 60 or so.”
EPIC FAIL
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
MINOR RAGE is minor
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my god!!!!!
Somebody tell me how this Michigan team is better than last year. Please!
I think they are worse. They are barely Illinois.
Beat Northwestern.
Holy Crap
Miss. St.’s scoreboard is gigantic
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They're compensating for something
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Small win total?
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Sparty, No!
Clayborn just raped Cousins
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
Pick 6 Miss. State
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
Tebow looks like shit tonight
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
TEBOW PICK-6
100+ yard return by Miss State for a TD
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
That Meyer reaction is priceless
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I LOVE that Ohio State now plays 7 nation army
And all their fans mocked us for that
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
USC 7 the other, other OSU 3
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
Wish That One Was On In SC....
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by Adam Bittner on Oct 24, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Texas-Mizzou
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by Adam Bittner on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Jokes abound
"He’s just going to have to show it. We’re going to come. They better come hard, cause we’re coming. I just don’t think they really know. How much preparation and how much we’ve been waiting for this game since last year. If he feels pretty confident, they better prepare. That’s all I have to say.
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Brandom Graham will be just fine
he’s just gotta sack up and be careful how good he makes his team out to be. Thankfully he’s through with them after this year.
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, QBForce guy was awesome in high school
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Tate remembers being good.. It was last week.
He was FABULOUS!
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the world knows how much preparation Michigan had this offseason
60 hours a week, and still not enough
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Clark said Michigan looked confused.
“A couple plays, they had trouble lining up,” he said.
Michigan didn’t fare much better on offense. The Wolverines had their lowest scoring total of the year, a season-low 250 yards and turned the ball over four times.
“It’s disappointing,” Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez said. “It starts us with as coaches.”
GERG was awesome today
Way to defend the tight end, guys.
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Supporting Rich Rodriguez at Michigan
is the functional equivalent of expanding preduction on H1’s at this point.
Those people are going to starve to death.
Beat Northwestern.
If Texas continues to destroy Mizzou
do you think they’ll eventually switch to the USC-OSU game?
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
How did Miss. State get the Georgia Bulldog?
Wish we could get a “real” Nittany Lion to prowl around Beaver Stadium
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
No leashes
just let it wander around the stands, picking off whoever it wants to eat. It would be an honor to be devoured by the nittany lion.
by dawsonPSU10 on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's the spirit
Think out of the box
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
I swear I heard somewhere Michigan had a real wolverine one year.
It was deemed “too unruly” or something.
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
No, it wasn't arrogant enough
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, like a Michigan fan
they only hang out with other wolverines to mate.
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I used to visit Southern University in Baton Rouge
I swear, they had a live Jaguar in a cage on the campus. I asked the students about it and they said it didn’t have any teeth. Real story.
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
They do, that thing lives like a god.
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I switched to ESPN and Lou was lithping at me
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
Iowa gives up a 1st on 3rd and 17
And one of their safeties is probably concussed now.
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
I hope to God it's not, but it may be spinal
I dunno
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
No, he was moving his arms and legs
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was nasty
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Still leaving on a stretcher.
Obviously, safety first. Thankfully he appears to be (relatively) okay.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
The movement is a good sign
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Sparty driving
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Sparty now inside the Iowa 5, 1st and goal
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
If Iowa manages to win this one, we'll be getting a Valenti rant
Ain’t looking good for Iowa.
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
I did my job! I paid my $75! I got a bunch of old asses into the air! Cheering their asses off!
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
USC 14 OSU 6,
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
Keep 'em coming
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by Adam Bittner on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
twss
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Pansies. Remember this when they lose.
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Theyre not
but they did lose yardage, still I’d take the chance, worst case scenario they’re pinned deep in the endzone
Well, I don't think they would have made it
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Hawks
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I know
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Iowa stuffs em on 3rd and goal
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
How about this?
“[angry frown]” — Mark D’Antonio
6-3 MSU
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
Responded to by
[emotionless face] – Kirk Ferentz
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
+1 for accuracy
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
If that was a final score
would it erase the pain of the 6-4 Iowa game for anyone?
I don’t remember the game because I was still young, so I don’t really know how bad it hurt.
No
Nothiny can ever fully dull the pain
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Worst. Football. Game. Ever.
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Rambler… remember how Griese is an idiot, well I guess he said something offensive about Montoya on a Nascab promo and had to apologize on ESPN for it.
Really?
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Spielman asked where Montoya was on the NASCAR top 5.
Griese’s response: “Probably eating a taco somewhere.”
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i think the other anouncer was talking about the chase and said like where is montoya in the discussion
and Griese said “he’s out having a taco”
by whiteoutonly on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't it have something to do with a taco? haha
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris Spielman: Where’s Juan Pablo Montoya?
Bob Griese: [Laughs] He’s out havin’ a taco!
… And Orson Swin… er, Spencer Hall’s write up on Griese’s apology.
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
OMG HANNAH MONTANA THE MOVIEE!!!
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
WHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????????111
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by Adam Bittner on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Tickets Have Already Been Purchased
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by Adam Bittner on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta catch the Stanziballs, Sparty
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
Note:
Stadium lights are on. I wonder why?
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I think Indiana is playing a home game over there
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
+1
USC score?
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by Adam Bittner on Oct 24, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Still 14-6, half way thru Q2
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
Holy crap, Iowa managed to pick up a blitz
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
Good news, Iowa safety walking on own power
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
Speaking of freak injuring your teammates..
How about UM getting pushed into their own punt returner?
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
That was nuts
I was scared at first because I thought we had crossed into the halo of the returner and crushed them, but then I realized they must have collided.
TAMU 35, TTech 14
I only care because this means 2 (unworthy) Nintendo XII teams are dropping out of the top 25, thankfully and mercifully.
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Wow
And TAMU sucks
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
This is all relative
Tech beats Kansas State 66-14
Kansas State beats aTm 62-14
Therefore aTm will annihilate Tech.
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
No - 6:18 still left in the 3rd
still early, but it’s now 38-14 TAMU
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Starting to turn...
Iowa starts off at the 50.
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
Its too early for SPARTY NO, isn't it?
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
No
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Sparty-Iowa
Beginning to make me cry.
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HAHAHA YOUR TEARS FUEL ME GO HAWKS
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Naw, I'm good
I think it’s about time I just let it all out
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Iowa still can't run
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
Very conservative playcall by Miss State
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
MSU tied with OMG Fla 13-13
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
That's not WOOOOO
it should be WHOOOOOO
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
How did we ever watch football without suckass bands playing suckass music every break?
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Dawson
11/5 at BJC

Funny story, I was present when this picture was taken at Disney World. I was there on a school trip, and this was the day after those riskay photos came out…so Disney trotted her out with the Mice to say “We still love her blah, blah, blah”. We just happened to be at the Castle at the right time, and us and a group of about 40-50 saw her. Quite a chance meeting.
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lol, just be careful fugi, she's not legal yet
then again, being a freshman, I don’t know if you are either, so it may not be statutory if you tap that when she comes to PSU.
You're Sick
I just have a keen eye for talent…barely
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by Adam Bittner on Oct 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Iowa starting to take advantage of SPARTY NO
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
USC 21 - OSU 6
2 minutes to go in Q2. Barkley 2 TD passes, one rushing!
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
OMG BARKLEY
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
3rd down and goal for Iowa
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
Iowa stuffed!
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
4th and Goal at the 2.
What do you do, hot shot? WHAT DO YOU DO
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
That is awesome football
Screw the Nintendo 12.
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
There is nothing better than close, defensive football
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by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty stupid play tho
Why run a stretch there?
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
Brodeur ties the record with a shutout...
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Iowa tied with Sparty! Great game
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
DAMMIT.
Hand the ball to Wegher and let him leap from the 4 yard line into the end zone.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Naw, they were too far out
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I have my bases covered, since I said that for SPARTY NO earlier.
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Murray hits a three-run knuckleball over the fence in center right
6-6
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
You are correct, sir
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
Question
Why don’t we play any BTN night games?
- They aren’t as late as the ABC or ESPN games
- They might spice up the cupcakes (sort of)
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IDK how this game wasn't picked up by a network
but our good games normally do, which is probably why we play on ABC/ESPN when we have a night-worthy game.
Right
But what I meant is, why don’t we make those Akron or Temple kicks late ones? They might make things a little more interesting that noon.
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by Adam Bittner on Oct 24, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, none of our non-cons were worth a night game
and those were the ones that the BTN decided to pick up
A little more interesting?
I don’t know how you could make our non-con this year any more interesting.
I think the BTN used their veto powers to steal this from the networks.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
That would make sense
because this game has been far better than these other snooze fests happening right now.
btw, Florida up by three.
Whats a TD?
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Zug scored three of them today
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
Thats right.. This game made me forget you could do that.
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by chocochuck02 on Oct 24, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
OSU gets another FG
21-9 USC leads @ half. OSU could play Iowa or MSU
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
NEW THREAD
http://www.blackshoediaries.com/2009/10/24/1098256/late-games-second-half-open-thread#comments
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