Are you there, God? It's me, Mr. Rosewater.
Now I don't pray to you that much because I despise your believers, but Imma praying to you now because Imma asking for a favor in exchange for my wretched soul. All Imma asking of you, the all powerful who made the sky Blue and White, that on 10/24/09, rain or shine or snow or Biblical flood - whatever you're in the mood for - please for all things good and decent, have the Lions of Mt. Nittany kick the living, stinking s%*t out those of Ann Arbor Wolverines. I don't mean by a field goal or anything like that. I mean a public execution, a bubonic plaque...a Tiananmen Square Holocaust that would put the Book of Revelations out of print. I want the wrath of Khan and that ear bug eating their insides out.
Something like 2,030 to -993, or thereabouts. Nothing too fancy. Just a Smite Hammer laid down DC style, with Maize and Blue coloring the background - preferably the ground, but hey Imma not begging, just praying's all.
Oh, and bless all those getting married tomorrow. Not the schmucks attending them (because they should be watching the game), but the bride and groom and the love they'll share for five to ten years. Bless them all.
Let there be smack down.
Amen.
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I'm still drunk
From last night. Going back to bed now
by speedomike on Oct 24, 2009 7:20 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Gods Reply
Suuure now you guys come to me, whats wrong your wide receiver and punter too busy to assure you certain victory, you know i pay attention to this site a lot and what i like the most is being left out of a lot of the posts but here we go again, have faith in me and have trust in Joe and the Lions will be just fine
Because it's a Bowl Game!!
-My wife when asked why she didn't tell me she was having contractions Jan. 1 2007
by Grainey on Oct 24, 2009 8:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"The love they'll share for five to ten years"
CLASSIC!
by Tailgate Shogun on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If we lose I'm going to shoot you
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
your confidence is disappointing
by Mr. Rosewater on Oct 24, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, man, gotta have your scapegoats
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if only I had more than one wretched soul
by Mr. Rosewater on Oct 24, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd offer mine up for the rest of the season...
…if I hadn’t already sacrificed it for a win against OSU in ’05.
by mushdamma on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs





















