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Not that we needed any more, nor is this is any way football related (so mods, feel free to take it down), but the PA Bar Results just came out, and I know there were a couple of others waiting, so congrats to everyone that passed...myself included!

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Congrats

Do you suddenly feel the urge to run after an ambulance now?

by Cairo on Oct 8, 2009 11:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Congratulations Counselor!

What a gigantic relief I KNOW you feel right now. Enjoy yourself today and tonight and let it sink in. In just a few short weeks, you should begin to taste food again, be able to relax and be back to normal (or as close as an attorney gets).

by PSUesq on Oct 8, 2009 11:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Ha.

23 minutes ago…You should be pretty drunk by now. Relax and enjoy it. Once you start working, you’ll never sleep well again.

Remember: Lawyers don’t drink because they might make a mistake. They drink because they already did and they just don’t know about it yet.

Welcome to the bar, counselor.

Where’s the Beer and the Bar-b-Que?

by jesse. on Oct 8, 2009 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

not drunk yet

Working doc review in West Virginia (I know). Tomorrow night, however, is a different story. If you find yourself on Pittsburgh’s South Side, look out…

by Jeff Junstrom on Oct 8, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Free advice

When the cop goes to arrest you, yelling “I’m a lawyer” at him is only going to make matters worse.

Where’s the Beer and the Bar-b-Que?

by jesse. on Oct 8, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

watch out

I got punched in the face on carson st last weekend. true story.

"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."

by PSUtopia on Oct 8, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

we settled it on the streets

by me running away so i dont get stabbed and him running from the cops. i’ll keep you in mind the next time though (there will be a next time)

"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."

by PSUtopia on Oct 8, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you deserve it?

The face punching?

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Oct 8, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't speak for Utopia, but I know I've deserved one or two in my time on the South Side.

Luckily, I’ve gotten this far unscathed. Now I can sue. THIS IS A NIGHT FOR AMERICANS!

by Jeff Junstrom on Oct 8, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 8, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just had a moment

Reading +1ed me. I feel validated. And I’m from Reading. I think I rambled a bit in that story. My name is not Danny and I still don’t have any pride (It left with my tooth).

"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."

by PSUtopia on Oct 8, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rambler's not from Reading

He’s a wannabe! ;-)

Red Knights….Red Knights!!

by RNF18 on Oct 8, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

For those not in the know, I stole my screen name from Lenny Moore.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 8, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

go bulldogs. from wilson. and bulldogs in general

"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."

by PSUtopia on Oct 9, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wilson, eh?

Do you have pride?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 9, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

it left

with my tooth

"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."

by PSUtopia on Oct 9, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike and Tony's? Overrated.

But I wouldn’t say the story was lousy. I think it was about par for the Saturday South Side course, especially when there is a Pitt or Penn State easy victory.

by Jeff Junstrom on Oct 8, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

No dude.

That little place right next to Mario’s. I think it’s called American Gyro Shop or something. Pretty good. If you go, try to look for the other half of my tooth because I’d like that as a visual aid to the above story.

"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."

by PSUtopia on Oct 8, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I got kicked out of that place once

Cause I walked into their kitchen and just started stuffing crackers in my pockets. It was a good time.

by psume06 on Oct 8, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am Soooo glad I asked

Easy +1, which is not to be mistaken for a pity phuque; this was a good story, well-told.

(I particularly enjoyed ‘dude watch it’, the feeling dirty repetition and the ‘things escalated’ parts)

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Oct 8, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

I forgot to include the part about how I have a slight (and hopefully temporary) lisp now as my tongue and mouth gets used to this new tooth. That is a weird sentence.

"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."

by PSUtopia on Oct 8, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I only wish my life were that exciting

except for the root canal

"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."

by psu on Oct 8, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

-1 for missing an opportunity to say sack up and stab me.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Oct 8, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will do this next time

"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."

by PSUtopia on Oct 8, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uncanny timing...

I was just going to ask your status.

Gradulations.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Oct 8, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

-Congrats- Gradulations

How could Nixon know so little about Watergate and so much about football ?

by psupride on Oct 8, 2009 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

wow cross out fail

How could Nixon know so little about Watergate and so much about football ?

by psupride on Oct 8, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gradulations all!

To celebrate…a time-worn attorney joke:

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Oct 8, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

OHHH Lawyer Jokes

A couple of friends meet after a long time:
“I divorced my wife.” One says.
“Really? How did you do it?”
“We hired a lawyer who helped divide the assets and stuff.”
“What about the kids?”
“Well,…we’ve decided that whoever got more money would also take the kids.”
“That sounds fair. And who got them?
“The lawyer.”

ba da bump

Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."

by Roland86 on Oct 8, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

congradulations

Meadville, PA born and raised.

by mikeissurreal on Oct 8, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

/doesn't understand

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Oct 8, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

WD40?

Is that some kind of hybrid prop for doing well?

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Oct 8, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats!

I’m taking it next year, so I can sorta imagine how relieved you are.

by psume06 on Oct 8, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Gradulations!

Not an experience I’d wish on anyone, and certainly not a second time.

by Run Up The Score on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Statistics

We got the batch of stats to go with the results. Typical bar numbers for the most part – 2K test takers, 82% statewide passage rate, 92% passage rate for Pitt students taking it for the first time (Pitt was fourth in the state for passage rates behind Penn, Temple, and Drexel). However, the number that stood out the most was of the 5 (yes, 5) former Pitt students taking the exam for their fourth or more time, NONE passed. Time to throw in the towel…

by Jeff Junstrom on Oct 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean..sob!...

Penn State-Dickinson is fifth or worse in the state?

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi

by PaJoe on Oct 9, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahead of, at best,

Duquense and Weidner School of Law and Auto Body Repair

Where’s the Beer and the Bar-b-Que?

by jesse. on Oct 9, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just Duquense?

I really thought they’d be ahead of Duquesne too.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 9, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

When I lived in "the Burgh"

we used to pronounce it Duh kah nee . Sounded French to me!

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi

by PaJoe on Oct 9, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know Kevin Weidner

He’s a good soccer coach but don’t know why they would name a Law School after him! (Sarcasm for spelling fail)

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi

by PaJoe on Oct 9, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

82%???

Did they make the bar exam true/false or something?

by Run Up The Score on Oct 12, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky bastards

Still won’t find out for 5 or so weeks

by PSUinBOSSton on Oct 11, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

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