Senior Day Haiku
by BSD on Nov 13, 2009 8:00 AM EST
in Penn State Football
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This Saturday will mark the fourth senior day in the history of this fine blog. Tomorrow afternoon 18 seniors will run out of the tunnel for the last time wearing the Blue and White. Some of them will go on to try to earn a roster spot in the NFL. Others will go on to lead successful careers in business and life. Some are stars. Some are little known walk ons. They got up every day at 5 AM for four years to lift weights and run sprints so they could put on a show for us twelve Saturdays a year. They are heroes. They are legends. They are Penn State football.
If you're new to BSD this season, we have a tradition where we honor all of the senior players, from the All Americans to the third string long snapper, with a little ditty we call Senior Day Haiku. Feel free to add your own Haiku in the comments. We'll go in alphabetical order.
P - Jeremy Boone
He must hate the ball
Holy Cow did you see that?
He just hit the moon!
QB - Daryll Clark
Roll out and go deep
Never good enough for some
Just short of legend
TE - Brennan Coakley
You might have been good
Just too many injuries
We will never know
DE - Tom Golarz
Did you notice that
Golarz rhymes with solarz?
That is all I got
DE - Jerome Hayes
I still remember
You sacking Jimmy Clausen
Man, that was awesome
LB - Josh Hull
Went from suck to good
It must have been the mustache
Bow-chicka-bow-bow
OL - Dennis Landolt
Quiet performer
Right or left doesn't matter
I got your back, Clark
LB - Sean Lee
Your torn ACL
Brought you back another year
We're thankful for that
WR - Patrick Mauti
Sorry ‘bout the knee
Wait, you're not the linebacker?
Your brother is good
OL - Nerraw McCormack
You waited your turn
Got your chance but hurt yourself
Wasn't meant to be
CB - Shelton McCullough
Ran out the tunnel
I would kill to do that once
Gradulations, dude
DT - Jared Odrick
You know I own you
Double team? Doesn't matter
Running back is mine
LS - Andrew Pitz
The unheralded
Long snappers are people too
You did a good job
OL - Ako Poti
Please don't let Clark die
Nightmares of Heyward haunt me
Please, God, make it stop
TE - Andrew Quarless
Crossing the middle
Missed a block and dropped a pass
Joe's dog house must suck
TE - Mickey Shuler
Like father like son
All you did was play steady
Paterno likes that
CB - Knowledge Timmons
What was that blue streak?
Knowledge gunning the sideline
Look out return man
CB - A.J. Wallace
High expectations
Joe says too loosey goosey
Cover-3 just blows
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Darryl Clark
Linebacker U, but…
At quarterback? How about…
QB UFC?
by Pentimental on Nov 13, 2009 8:21 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Daryll Clark
Fair weather fans ask
How will you be remembered?
A true Penn Stater!
How could Nixon know so little about Watergate and so much about football ?
by psupride on Nov 13, 2009 8:22 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
This
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 9:11 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Why is your Boone Haiku...
…about Pryor?
"We heard all that talk all week about the SEC and their speed, but we knew personally that they weren't nearly as tough as us."
-Tony Hunt
by Cpiritual27 on Nov 13, 2009 8:36 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Haha.
BlockO is going to get you for that.
by Pentimental on Nov 13, 2009 8:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
true lions
say goodbye to them
seniors that played with pride are
true lions to us
by PSiriUs on Nov 13, 2009 8:47 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Crouching tiger hidden Hullstache
Doesn’t fit Haiuk template
But I always wanted to write that
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 9:13 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
best haiku i've ever heard
"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."
by PSUtopia on Nov 13, 2009 9:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think we should get
Rambler a calculator
for Christmas this year
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Nov 13, 2009 10:09 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
BSD Mike can suck it
I love that damned dog
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
For all the Seniors
You do it for team
You always give your best
You play with passion
Peter
by psuboy on Nov 13, 2009 9:20 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I can't count!
You do it for team
You always give it your best
You play with passion
Peter
by psuboy on Nov 13, 2009 9:25 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Darryl Clark
Touchdowns through the air
Running across the goal line
Man I respect you
Peter
by psuboy on Nov 13, 2009 9:24 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
Shelton’s was my favorite. Gradulations, Mike.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
by jtothep on Nov 13, 2009 9:27 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Looks like cheap Bond villian
Evil laughter fills the air
Maybe I should grow one
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 9:30 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Old West dude
Age quo ages you say to me
I don’t know what that means
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 9:31 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Darryl Clark
Mike Rob your not
Big ten champ you are
Leader today and tomorrow
"I'm not affraid to compete"
~Robert Bolden
by QBsneak12 on Nov 13, 2009 9:31 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm...
Why is it so tough
To count up five-seven-five?
These are not haikus.
by PSUFlyers on Nov 13, 2009 10:02 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s not be too harsh
QBSneak presents to us
The Polish Haiku
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
by IcersGuy on Nov 13, 2009 10:26 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hull
First team from no where
You worked so hard to get there
Grand experiment!
Peter
by psuboy on Nov 13, 2009 9:32 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Linked on EDSBS last month
A crowning achievement I would say
That thing still creeps women out
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 9:33 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hull
Nice mustache mister
Ron Jeremy’s is bigger
I mean the mustache ;-)
Peter
by psuboy on Nov 13, 2009 9:34 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
No way
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 9:34 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hullstache
Hullstache, bodies crash.
Tackle for loss, backfield boss.
Cougars get hot flash.
by Pentimental on Nov 13, 2009 10:40 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Something surely drives you, dawg
An LB with such deceptive speed
Still bitter about Arian Foster?
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 9:35 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Tom Bradley
Give me Cover 3
I hate man to man
fifteen yards off
"I'm not affraid to compete"
~Robert Bolden
by QBsneak12 on Nov 13, 2009 9:36 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Sean Lee
Holy crap you’re good!
I am sad to see you go.
You are a lion
Peter
by psuboy on Nov 13, 2009 9:37 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Quarless
Frosh year I was great
Joe’s dog house smells like Old Spice
What the eff happened?
by HValley on Nov 13, 2009 9:41 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
PSU Student Section
Showing Up on Time
Barely did that all year
Step up your game
"I'm not affraid to compete"
~Robert Bolden
by QBsneak12 on Nov 13, 2009 9:44 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
BSD flame war
Everyone choose a side now
Remember to call enemies “koolaid drinkers”
Bacon appeases everyone
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 9:46 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Still in dog house, eh
J Leman kicked you in the ass
Still make more money than me
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 9:45 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Jared Odrick
You are a true beast
Power to match the great ones
You make them eat turf
Peter
by psuboy on Nov 13, 2009 9:46 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Student section
When you are at the game
You are a great team asset
Wish you were all in
Peter
by psuboy on Nov 13, 2009 9:48 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Guido DElia
Thank You For 05’
We Say Stop the MUSIC
Greatest Promo is DONE.
"I'm not affraid to compete"
~Robert Bolden
by QBsneak12 on Nov 13, 2009 9:53 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Nerraw McCormack
Nerraw? Do you have…
A sister named Nosilla?
Born in a mirror?
by Pentimental on Nov 13, 2009 10:21 AM EST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
The last haiku I composed...
…was 1972.
by Pentimental on Nov 13, 2009 10:43 AM EST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I’m in this picture
The Stache was great in person
And Clark’s hand was warm
"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."
by PSUtopia on Nov 13, 2009 11:02 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
This, here, is quickly
becoming my favorite
part of Senior Day
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Nov 13, 2009 11:06 AM EST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
From what I've been hearing from some "people" over the last couple of years...
Would not Senior Day “Country” Music Refrains be more appropriate?
"Never mistake motion for action." - Ernest Hemingway
by SubLime on Nov 13, 2009 11:16 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Almost Heaven
Josh Hull’s moustache
Slow as molasses
Still looks effing cool
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 11:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Almost Heaven, Josh Hull’s moustache
Slow as molasses, still looks effing cool
Brandon Ware’s there
Bigger than Mark May
Smaller than 14’s ego
Growin’ like a breeze
Too Country, State College
Tis the place I belong
Josh Hull’s moustache, Clark fist pumps
Take me home, too country
All our memories belong to JoePa
Plain white jerseys, stranger to Heismans
Testaverde, cursing Sandusky
Poor dumb Michael Irvin
Short guys hit him hard
Too Country, State College
Tis the place I belong
Josh Hull’s moustache, Clark fist pumps
Take me home, too country
I hear Steve Jones, in the afternoon he calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away.
And drivin’ down the road,
I get a feelin’ that I should have been home yesterday,
Yesterday.
Too Country, State College
Tis the place I belong
Josh Hull’s moustache, Clark fist pumps
Take me home, too country
Take me home, too country
Take me home, too country
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I am humbly awed
"Never mistake motion for action." - Ernest Hemingway
by SubLime on Nov 13, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Send this to Kerry Collins and see if he'll record it
Awesome. Just awesome.
"God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy"
by NJ lion on Nov 13, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Clark
My fist pump strikes fear
In the hearts of defenders
Don’t try to stop me
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 13, 2009 12:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Boone
Could have been the best
Punter in the Big Ten Conf.
And then Pryor joined
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 13, 2009 12:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
JoePa
You are old
so says ABC and ESPN
repeatedly
by Mr. Rosewater on Nov 13, 2009 2:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I still crack up when I think of last year
when they compared him to different “old” things and saw which was older (I think it was the OrSt game).
“JoePa is older than sliced bread” was priceless.
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 13, 2009 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Clark
Thank you for the fun
Your two years have been a blast
A true Penn State great
by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 13, 2009 6:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
cant count and not that creative
clark
misunderstood
tradition upheld
for psu honor he stood
by psu in the w-b on Nov 13, 2009 7:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Evan Royster
Yes, not a senior
We love you very much – o
Please no draft for you
by cwarner28 on Nov 13, 2009 9:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Clark
Fist-pump of fury
Hands of play-action pass
Leather flight, blue sky
by Joe 96alum on Nov 13, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hull
There once was a stache from Nantucket
Uhh…….. damn writers block!
"I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence." El Diablo
by UmustbLion on Nov 14, 2009 11:38 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
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