What time is it?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 4:50 PM EST
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Print(The Steelers lost and I must distract myself.)
It's time for hate. But not just any hate. The best hate of all.
Some vids to hold you over until Cairo's HATE WEEK post will follow.
SPARTY FAIL:
AND THE COACHES ARE SCREWIN IT UP!
over end and GOOOOUUHH DDD GOOD KICK GOOD
I love the look of smug satisfaction after the short joke.
THE LAND GRANT IS A POS! BUT IT'S OUR POS!
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I did my job! I paid my $75! I got a bunch of old asses into the air! Cheering their asses off!
Sigh. So amazing..
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
Unrelated, but the BCS Guru has four Big 10 teams in the top fifteen.
8. OSU
12. Iowa
13. PSU
15. Wisky
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
Amazing
Our defense was ungodly last year.
Well, whenever it wasn’t forced to play soft cover 3 against USC.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
I'm still convinced that our boys partied too much in LA
They were just glad to be in the sun.
by Mr. Rosewater on Nov 15, 2009 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
Shipley didn't
He was too busy preparing to own Maualuga. Great success
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
Our front seven was pretty good
MSU really wasn’t that good.
I know I’m downplaying our boys, but it’s HATE WEEK, damnit. To HELL WITH SPARTANS.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 16, 2009 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
The MSU NU
finish is still one of the most exciting finishes I have ever watched in college football.
JoePa in '09
Oh yes
I mock their radio announcer, but he was justified.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
Unbelievable!
I never saw that before. Just amazing.
"God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy"
DESMOND HOWARD ON SATURDAY NIGHT! LAUGHIN AT US! CACKLIN!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
YOUR LETTING DREW STANTON RUN THE OPTION IN HURRICANE KATRINA
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
"I was busy firing up my section!"
“I did my job!
I paid my $75!
and i got a bunch of old-heads off their feet…into the air…cheering their ass off!!!”
That. Was such a classic rant.
As much fun as it is to make fun of the Valenti rant
I was at that MSU vs ND game, and while MSU is far far below PSU for my “team spirit”, perhaps having against hated ND gave me that extra rooting effort (especially since I was also at the PSU @ ND game earlier that year and really wanted to see ND lose), that loss was one of the worst losses I’ve attended. And we complain about the student section at PSU, but the student section at MSU is significantly worse, though they stayed through the entire game in some of the worst rain I’ve ever sat through for a game.
But yeah, F MSU.
Oh yeah, and it is 10:22 pm, and Michigan still sucks.
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 15, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions
Oh, no, every word of that Valenti rant was completely justified.
MAKE PLAYS!
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 18, 2009 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
I can't believe I forgot the CMU game
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 11:06 PM EST reply actions
don't be too hard on yourself
Sparty has so many epic letdowns, it is easy to forget some of them from time to time.
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 16, 2009 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Don't get used to it
The Steelers and their bored/sleepy offense are coming to town!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 16, 2009 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
BTW, the hate post is likely on Tuesday.
With my wedding in less than three weeks, the hour of time it takes to put a hate post together is being spent on things like tying bows, spending a minimum of $300 on EVERYTHING, double-checking paperwork, etc.
Eloping is looking like the right decision after the fact.
your fiancee sounds hot...
seriously, good luck on everything. I enjoy my weekly dose of 80’s, german techno pop.
by Artiefufkin10 on Nov 16, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
I like the sound of that
It all seems to be reaching a crescendo of Hate, perhaps culminating in your best post evah!
Plus, Dantonio.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I would say this week's crescendo is on the Beatles "A Day in the Life" scale
An epic way to end an album and a season of hate (of course the Beatles would be most displeased with the hate, however, I’d bet even they would hate scUM, tOSU, and Sparty on principle)
Word of advice
When your future Wife demands that you look through a book of wedding invitations, and insists that “it’s important!”.
The correct answer is not, “No, it isn’t”.
jesse.
Land Grant or bust! Worst 10-2 team ever? Beat Michigan State.
if the correct response to "it's important" isn't "no, it isn't"
then would the correct response actually be, “if they’re really that important, then do you really want me to have any influence on the outcome? Seriously honey, you know me. I’m the same guy that didn’t have any decorations on the wall until you moved in. The same guy who changed his sheets once a month…if I happened to get crumbs in them. The same guy who will wear brown shoes, blue jeans, a black belt, and a tan shirt. And you want me to have input on this very important decision?”
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 17, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Unsolicited Wedding Advice
The wedding plan is something that a woman very badly wants you to care about, and they totally want your imput. Then they want you to not care that your opinion is completely disrgarded.
As a man, your reaction is; “If you don’t care what I think, and I don’t care in the slightest, so why should I participate?”.
A woman’s reaction to the above attitude is; “He doesn’t love me and he thinks I’m fat.”
It all makes perfect sense once your divorced.
Land Grant or bust! Worst 10-2 team ever? Beat Michigan State.
This is Advice Gold
You could totally pull off a column (or FanPost) called Ask jesse. I’d totally dream up a few doozy inquiries if you’re ever game.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
by jtothep on Nov 17, 2009 4:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YES....do it. DO IT!
"Every player we have, someone—maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone—poured their life and soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world." - Joe Paterno
by Horse N Buggy on Nov 17, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
I like the offseason idea
Or, at least, pre/during bowl season.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
YES
my life needs more regular columns after football season.
speaking of regular columns…where is carolinaeasy?
We decide when you hear the snap count...
Molding boys into men
Or something. Presumably.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Having just gone through this myself
I’ll echo jesse.‘s advice, and add this bit on my own. If she really wants you to be a part of the process, have her narrow things down to 1-3 choices and pick one of them. When we went to look at wedding invitations, I spent the majority of my time wandering around the store and checking out the beer distributor next door. She narrowed the invites down to 3 choices, I picked one, end of story. But you do not, under any circumstances, want to be part of looking through 10 volumes of fonts and designs from the very start. It’ll make you question your manhood, your marriage, and your life.
Same goes for flowers, tuxedos/suits, etc. You have to pretend to care just enough.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 18, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Oh thank Zug
I’m safe for another year…phew
lol
by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 18, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't get mine
There must have been a mistake.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Or.........
Its quite possible he never sent you one at all!
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
Ummm, ok.
I guess I’ll go back and ask Destiny for a return of the hundy I threw down for your special dance.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Aaargh
I’m not pissed that the flowers cost two grand….IT’S EASTERN ILLINOIS IT HATE!!!
I told my wedding photographer that I was going after his ass with a shotgun if he ever showed up my house looking for more money again.
Land Grant or bust! Worst 10-2 team ever? Beat Michigan State.
by jesse. on Nov 18, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
EVEN VINCE HAD HELP
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 16, 2009 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
"Hoyer just got destroyed"
That pretty much sums up last years MSU game. It was cold as hell that day, but that was a fun day to top off a fun regular season.
Holy ish...Valenti Rant...
Never heard this before…HILARIOUS!!!
HR Puff and Stuff and Teddy Ruxbin???
Epic! Just epic!!
John L. slap added
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 16, 2009 10:55 PM EST reply actions
I have a request to make
I do not have the proper video edit skills to make this possible.
You’re all aware of the keyboard cat thing, right? Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5w4MkFofc
If you could somehow combine keyboard cat with this or this , I WOULD BE FOREVER INDEBTED TO YOU and it would be awesome for Hate Week.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 11:50 AM EST reply actions
Not safe for children:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5S3M_k88AE
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
Off the top of your head...
…can anyone think of a bigger jackass than Mike Hart in recent Big Ten history?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
Damn
That post below was supposed to be a reply.
LOL
That’s funny, dude. I liked Dantonio in that clip you posted. He showed restraint (for the most part) when it was obvious he wanted to go off on Hart and call him the jackass he deserved to be called.
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