Score is JoePa: 2,394 Reporters: 0
by Tailgate Shogun on Nov 18, 2009 7:01 PM EST
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This week's classic examples of Joe PWNING a few reporters, from his Tuesday press conference:
Q. Why didn't Drake play more earlier?
A. Why didn't he play more? Because Powell was better. Don't you go to the games?
A .....(on Newsome) He can run with the football, change of pace. You know, you hate to be out of style. The wildcat style... I go down every once in a while and look at new suits, stuff like that, buy a decent tie. My wife says, "You're not going to wear that tie to this press conference." I say, "Some of these guys don't even know what a tie is." I just want to be stylish, so we stick the wildcat in there one play a game (laughter).
Q. You usually wear a jacket.
I know, I usually wear a jacket. But after watching you guys for 11 weeks, I felt I was a little overdressed (laughter).
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What a jerk.
I only ask what the people want to know, and the people want to know when Chris Bell is going to get a shot at some PT.
by Casual Penn State Fan on Nov 18, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I don't like this
If you’re (whoever you is) going to have another…you, you should use the opposite of your name. “Bad Rambler”, “JESSE!”, “Truck N Trailer”, etc.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 18, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to make mine
Whores and Juggy
"Every player we have, someone—maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone—poured their life and soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world." - Joe Paterno
by Horse N Buggy on Nov 18, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How about
Held My Bowels, or Didn’t STB
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 19, 2009 9:07 AM EST up reply actions
reporter probably left the presser early to beat traffic
"Every player we have, someone—maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone—poured their life and soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world." - Joe Paterno
by Horse N Buggy on Nov 18, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Hey casual reporter...
what did the five fingers say to the face?
SLAP!
by Tailgate Shogun on Nov 18, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Can we get the recordings and make a comedy album out of these or something?
Joe Paterno is like Don freaking Rickles when it comes to handling reporters. I mean does anyone follow these guys out to their cars afterward and hear them sobbing to themselves?
JOE PA STAND UP
I know it’s not what you thought it was…. not stand up comedy…. blah blah…
But does ANYONE know where i can find the old cardboard stand up of Joe? I have the new(old) one, but the one in my picture with him in the blue polo shirt and football i would die a happy man if i had it…. Anyone know where i can get one or anyone have an extra? haha
For the Glory of Old State
myers bros florist in altoona
has had the cutout in their window for like 10 years of joepa in a blue psu polo. Its awesome in all its sun-faded glory
im new around these parts...
SBS used to have them
but they were like 50 bucks, I haven’t been in there in a while though, so idk if they still carry them.
by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 22, 2009 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Why didn't Drake play...
The irony is that the reporter thought, and probably still thinks, that there is either a complicated or conspiratorial reason the Drake didn’t play. To Paterno the answer is as simple as; “duh…he’s the back-up you idiot”.
Land Grant or bust! Worst 10-2 team ever? Beat Michigan State.
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