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I can't photoshop for squat, but I really have to wonder...

What did he do to earn all those buckeye leaves?

"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."

-J.V.Pa.

by psume06 on Nov 2, 2009 12:30 PM EST reply actions  

+1

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Nov 3, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHA!

That video is priceless!

"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."

by Touchdown on Nov 2, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

At first I was like, "WTF?"

But then I was like, “LOLZ!”

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 2, 2009 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

What will your acronym of choice be when the “arm-punter” beats PSU in Un-Happy Valley this Saturday?

HSWFLTTAPBWFS should work….

I’ll let you know what that means afterwards :)

HD
Founder
http://blog.BlockONation.com

by BlockONation on Nov 3, 2009 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Un-Happy Valley

Wow.

I see you’re just as witty as ever.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 3, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, but

If OSU pulls out a win, the defense will be to thank. That’s how OSU nearly (and should have) beat USC and turned an ugly offensive performance into a convincing win against Wiscy. OSU D is beastly, I respect that.

Pryor has earned no respect.

Why not give props to the unit that’s carrying your team instead of hyping an underperforming QB? Two weeks ago Buckeye fans wanted him converted to WR. Now he’s B-10 offensive POY?

by gcdyersb on Nov 3, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

@gc

Yes our defense is the best in the conference and that’s not up for debate, but I don’t believe OSU can win if Pryor doesn’t play well and if he turns the ball over, so the game outcome is linked to Pryor’s performance as well.

HD
Founder
http://blog.BlockONation.com

by BlockONation on Nov 3, 2009 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Does Pryor ever NOT turn the ball over?

You lost to Purdue. Purdue. PURDUE! My god, how the hell can you have any self-respect left?

NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.

by PSUdevon on Nov 3, 2009 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That just means Purdue must have the best offense in the WORLD.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 3, 2009 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ummm, Rivals would tend to disagree...

Since Penn State leads tOSU in every defensive category this season.

"Every player we have, someone—maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone—poured their life and soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world." - Joe Paterno

by Horse N Buggy on Nov 3, 2009 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

barely leads in every defensive category

How could Nixon know so little about Watergate and so much about football ?

by psupride on Nov 3, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i'm pretty sure your claim that tOSU has the best D in the conference is ABSOLUTELY up for debate

out of curiosity, how did you feel after you couldn’t score in the 1st quarter against NMS and had to use an onside kick to jump-start the offense?

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah...not exactly sure how it isn't up for debate

since as HnB pointed out PSU leads in every defensive category in the conference and is the #1 scoring defense in the country, and even then I don’t know if I’d say PSU has the best defensive unit in the conference as Iowa is undefeated despite Stanziballs, pretty much because of their defense.

by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Somebody took their arrogance pills today

Keep up the good work! It makes it all more enjoyable when we rain down fist pumps all day!!

by RNF18 on Nov 3, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

How old are you?

Your blog reads like a High School Junior wrote it, no offense to HS junior aspiring writers. But, you’re welcome: I provided today’s lone click.

How
Silly
Witless
Former
Lovers of
Terrelle
The
Arm
Punter
Begged for a
Win
From
State

p.s., that’s such a cute little poking stick.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Nov 3, 2009 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

That is some site. The first problem is that there is zero analysis for this week’s game. Just some pointless stats that you can find elsewhere but presented in a much clearer format. This guy ultimately is going with Ohio State because it is a “revenge” game and their DL is really good.

Then, I am not sure on internet etiquette for tagging posts, but this week’s game analysis is tagged with a “black shoe diaries” even though there does not appear to be any link to BSD in the blurb or any mention of this site. Seems like shamelessly trying to drive traffic.

Finally, since BSD is tagged, I clicked on it to see other posts. There is only one. It is about TP being name pre-season POY. Contained therein is this gem from our new friend above:

Penn State was picked to finish second and PSU fans on BSD are once again fuming about that, and the fact that their vastly overrated quarterback Darryl Clark was not chosen as the preseason POY.

Sorry PSU fans but if Clark was that great, he would have been recruited heavily by Ohio State since he’s from Ohio and I’m sure he wanted to play for Ohio State since he’s from here and since Ohio State is the class of the Big Ten.

Brilliant.

by Nittany Lawyer on Nov 3, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

zomg
Sorry PSU fans but if Clark was that great, he would have been recruited heavily by Ohio State since he’s from Ohio and I’m sure he wanted to play for Ohio State since he’s from here and since Ohio State is the class of the Big Ten.

best. sentence. evar.

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

the comments on that article are just as great

albeit some PSU fan referenced ’94 for no real reason. but then an tOSU homer referenced the 2007 blowout (which was quarterbacked by boeckman) but did not disagree the claim that the reason tOSU lost to USC was because of boeckman.

mind=blown

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I would imagine that saying or typing

63-14 never gets old.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 3, 2009 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

true

but i think bringing up the troy smith handstand with more vigor would open barely healed egos

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

**headstand

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The Comments from the preseason article are great too

My favorites:

PSU fans are so abhorrent. They wanted their QB to be POY and he couldn’t even beat OSU. He just hung in long enough for the Freshman OSU QB to beat himself with a youngster’s mistakes. How do they expect PSU to compete this year with an older, more experienced QB with an even more talented receiving corps? PSU fans just kill me.

and

My ex-roommate is a PSU fan so I have first-hand knowledge that they are all the same.

He thinks he’s better than others and he always has lame put-downs for OSU and talks about Paterno and PSU as if they are Gods.

Well, if they are so great, why does PSU only have 2 or 3 NC’s and while they’ve had some good players over the years, have they even have one lousy Heisman winner?

I believe the writers picked OSU to win the Big Ten b/c frankly, PSU lost all their WR’s, a couple good O-Linemen, and several defensive starters and based on recent recruiting.

Ohio State controlled the game last year until Pryor tried to freelance and fumbled and gift-wrapped the winning TD for PSU.

Sorry Lions fans but he won’t lose to PSU again in his OSU career; book it!

Here’s the link.

by Nittany Lawyer on Nov 3, 2009 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

To quote Family Guy:

IT’S LIKE SHE’S [ZUGGING] FIVE!

NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.

by PSUdevon on Nov 3, 2009 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

This is GREAT

<blockquote.You are truly convinced of that because you think PSU was the better team, but you are all wrong!

This reads like something I would’ve written in 5th grade.

NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.

by PSUdevon on Nov 3, 2009 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Zug Zuggit, forgot to close the blockquote

but imagine the first sentence is quoted.

NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.

by PSUdevon on Nov 3, 2009 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, if you were retarded in 5th grade.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 3, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You never go full retard.

Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."

by Roland86 on Nov 3, 2009 4:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

please

some respect for 5th graders!

i wrote some great papers in 5th grade, such as:

-what i did this summer
-of all my favorite things, this one is my most favorite
-early colonial law, its effects on native american tribes, and its ultimate impact on the drafting of the articles of confederation

in full disclosure, that last one wasn’t my best work. it only got a B+

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Is BlockONation the "barely" guy?

I would like to send him a fruit basket for something for providing us with months of enjoyment and a great meme!

Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...

by letsgopsu on Nov 3, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

send him an e-basket of page views

zug knows he could use them…

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He was

he only joined BSD yesterday if you check his profile. Mike pwned him, kind of like Mark Rubin pwned Pryor and Tamba pwned Troy Smith (with his MAD HEISMAN SKILLZZZZ).

by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 3, 2009 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't barely guy also

the doucheabag guy? I kind of remember those starting in the same thread from the same person (or at least in response to the same person). If not, anyone know how that got started?

by PSUisMyHeart on Nov 4, 2009 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

OOOOOOOHH, OOOOOOHHHH, I FOUND IT

Where the doucheabag all started – Thank you Buckeye11021

http://www.blackshoediaries.com/2009/7/13/947568/and-they-say-were-the-delusional#18169415

"Every player we have, someone—maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone—poured their life and soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world." - Joe Paterno

by Horse N Buggy on Nov 4, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

No one really did ever figure out what a douchea-bag was either.

"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."

by psu on Nov 4, 2009 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the fancy purse comment...

I just started cracking up, my girlfriend got mad cuz she’s studying… good times.

"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."

-J.V.Pa.

by psume06 on Nov 4, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet

Thanks. We sure got a crap load of meme’s as a result of the OSU game last year.

by PSUisMyHeart on Nov 4, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It wasn't even from last year

That was from July. We really had nothing better to do besides pwning trolls. In fact that post was probably made specifically to trap a few in a thread for our own amusement.

by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 6, 2009 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Just a hair above below the University of Phoenix.

by Mr. Rosewater on Nov 3, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

To their credit though

It’s barely a hair below the University of Phoenix.

by RNF18 on Nov 4, 2009 9:30 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A correction

How
Silly
Witless
Former
Lovers of
Terrelle
The
Arm
Punter
Barely
Witnessed the
Fumble to
State

or

Bought
Worthless degree from a
Fake
State

by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

translated it reads as...

“Ohio State is for Poor People”

How could Nixon know so little about Watergate and so much about football ?

by psupride on Nov 3, 2009 3:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I want to keep un reccing this, just so I can rec it a million times

Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."

by Roland86 on Nov 2, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

i dunno, but this looks

too country

"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."

by PSUtopia on Nov 2, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought it was a stock photo first

then i was confused why he was wearing a weird strip patterned long sleeve. then i thought i his shoulder looked malformed. then i had quickly gain control over myself so i didn’t start lizzing at work…

many lolz to you sir…infinite lolz

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 2, 2009 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 2, 2009 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

My only regret

is that you’ve hit the peak of hilarity so soon. I don’t think this can be topped.

You win everything, +1.

by PSUisMyHeart on Nov 2, 2009 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Gradulations!

Buggy, you’ve set the bar waaaaaaay high!
Fantastic work

"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza

by NJ lion on Nov 2, 2009 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I give up

I cannot compete with the brilliance.

"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."

by psu on Nov 2, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't give up

I need four pics for the open threads!!!

by BSD on Nov 2, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Epic Win!

"We heard all that talk all week about the SEC and their speed, but we knew personally that they weren't nearly as tough as us."

-Tony Hunt

by Cpiritual27 on Nov 5, 2009 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 2, 2009 1:36 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I went through pages

of jackasses to find just the right one that was TP’s spitting image.

I guess I should have gone with the Battleship Potemkin baby carriage scene I was contemplating.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 3, 2009 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

There was only room for one

jackass in the image – badum dum.

Work is taking up all my photoshop time this week. I had a 2nd one about halfway when the editing program crashed and corrupted my image,

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 4, 2009 7:22 AM EST up reply actions  

And all along I thought it was Pryor’s puddle.

by Pentimental on Nov 3, 2009 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

clever

we need one where redneck rocker is packing TP and sweatervest’s bags

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 2, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Great use of the Redneck Rocker

However, I’d have him throwing the punch. Clearly he’s the aggressor in the Redneck v. Pryor fight.

by Tailgate Shogun on Nov 2, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

that's true lol

though I’d imagine if it actually went down, this is what would end up happening.

by PSUisMyHeart on Nov 2, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course

this is probably the more realistic outcome if the two were ever to fight.

by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 3, 2009 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

I don’t think I ever would have thought of that.

by PSUisMyHeart on Nov 2, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."

-J.V.Pa.

by psume06 on Nov 3, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

ah yes the old standby man 2008 was awesome

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Nov 2, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

I'm too country

How do you upload images from your hard drive?

by Amos54 on Nov 2, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

Go to http://www.imageshack.us/

Remember where the photo is on your drive. Click on browse. Select the appropriate photo. Click upload. Copy the subsequent URL. In the “POST A COMMENT” box, click on the tree. Paste the URL into the box, and click OK. Preview to be certain you did well, Post to complete the process.

by Pentimental on Nov 3, 2009 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

what you talkin about maurice

"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."

by psu on Nov 3, 2009 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice, Buggy's on a roll this week

I wonder if Pryor gets tweets from Maurice in prison as well as Lebron?

by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 3, 2009 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

just about to say he was on a roll

so far I’d say he holds the #1 and #2 spots in my poll

by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Clarett looks like

he just crawled out of an ashcan.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 4, 2009 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like????

Does not compute.

"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."

-J.V.Pa.

by psume06 on Nov 4, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

"he just crawled out of an ashcan"..

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 5, 2009 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way....

This one can be a caption contest. Make a better one, and I’ll change it.

by Pentimental on Nov 3, 2009 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

+1 for accurate depiction of tOSU women

"Every player we have, someone—maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone—poured their life and soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world." - Joe Paterno

by Horse N Buggy on Nov 2, 2009 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

Reply & Rec Fail!

meant for pentimental

"Every player we have, someone—maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone—poured their life and soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world." - Joe Paterno

by Horse N Buggy on Nov 2, 2009 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Forcier is AWESOME.

"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."

-J.V.Pa.

by psume06 on Nov 4, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

As is Laura.

"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."

-J.V.Pa.

by psume06 on Nov 4, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Laura Nichols?

"Every player we have, someone—maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone—poured their life and soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world." - Joe Paterno

by Horse N Buggy on Nov 5, 2009 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

James.

"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."

-J.V.Pa.

by psume06 on Nov 5, 2009 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Too Country?

I cant remember if I saw this one before. My apologies if someone made something similar months ago.

by Amos54 on Nov 3, 2009 6:13 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

oooh this would be perfect for our "Too Country" tailgate

"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"

by amandakt on Nov 3, 2009 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Little Mr. Sunshine

Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...

by letsgopsu on Nov 3, 2009 9:31 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

lazy paint

http://vikingsmashfootball.wordpress.com/

by BeardedAxe on Nov 3, 2009 10:25 AM EST reply actions  

http://vikingsmashfootball.wordpress.com/

by BeardedAxe on Nov 3, 2009 10:26 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Bunny Ears

someone should photoshop this photo.

by jebatzel on Nov 3, 2009 11:33 AM EST reply actions  

the best part of this photo

is the white guy on the bench looking at tressel like “what is this fool doing?”

"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"

by amandakt on Nov 3, 2009 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

we need to see more Pryor eyeblack

with other prominent doucheabags written on them.

He already did us a favor with Vick, but it’d be nice to see who his other role models are.

by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i know i've posted this before but it's relevant again....

"We are not normal. We are legends. We are Penn State." - Deon Butler

by Stately NOVA Lion on Nov 3, 2009 1:57 PM EST reply actions  

terrelle cryor made an appearance

over this halloween. no eye-black though to complete the look.

Meadville, PA born and raised.

by mikeissurreal on Nov 3, 2009 2:39 PM EST reply actions  

And he didn't fumble the beer.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 3, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY WON'T HE LEARN!

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

technically

at this point he’s doing it right.

by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what Terrelle said

But I would argue being bent over chasing the ball around the field is not part of being a good quarterback. It is especially difficult to pass without having the ball in your possession.

"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."

by psu on Nov 4, 2009 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey Santonio Holmes used to chase rabbits

chasin’ rabbits and smokin’ blunts and slangin’ crack, smoking blunts and chasing rabbits, winnin’ supabowwwlsaaah…

too bad my man is OSU.

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Nov 3, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what would be awesome

Someone photoshop a box that says “Quarterback Skill” on it that he’s chasing.

by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 3, 2009 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

or

“ability to live up to hype”

or just a picture of him chasing DC17.

by The JuggerNitt on Nov 4, 2009 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

PLEASE someone put a dog like Mike Vick style

"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."

-J.V.Pa.

by psume06 on Nov 4, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

nice

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Nov 3, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

too country

or i’d throw a ball over that mountain

Because it's a Bowl Game!!
-My wife when asked why she didn't tell me she was having contractions Jan. 1 2007

by Grainey on Nov 3, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

i rec'd it

but i think it’s funnier with fitz instead…from the thread last week

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

that is where I got the idea

"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."

by psu on Nov 3, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I will never, ever get tired of that old-timey photoshopping.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 3, 2009 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Anton is not impressed

"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."

by psu on Nov 3, 2009 9:13 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Sort of like Miami Vice, Columbus Vice maybe:

"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."

by psu on Nov 3, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

not a photoshop, but hey

"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"

by amandakt on Nov 3, 2009 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...

by letsgopsu on Nov 3, 2009 10:21 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Tressel looks like David Lee Roth there

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Nov 3, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Found on the internets...

Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...

by letsgopsu on Nov 3, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

actual photo for photoshopping

"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."

by dmoney350z on Nov 3, 2009 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

boy,

he could fly away with those ears

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Nov 3, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

oh boy, another idea starter...ala Disney

Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...

by letsgopsu on Nov 3, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

As a child Tressel swore he would never wear a sweatervest......

"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."

by psu on Nov 3, 2009 11:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Photoshop idea - everytime someone calls him Cryor, I think of this:

(Duckie, from the movie “Pretty in Pink”, for all you youngsters who missed the 80s.)

"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza

by NJ lion on Nov 4, 2009 9:57 AM EST reply actions  

Block O Dipshit...

…now has a lot of these images posted directly on his website.

Also, I know that there was a bit of confusion regarding his age, though I think most felt he’s somewhere in the 5th grade range. I submit the following statement, from his most recent posting, for further validation:

“I just wanted Buckeye fans to see the classy photoshop images created by some of the Nintendo Nerds over at the Penn State blog, BlackShoeDiarrhea.com — whoops I mean BlackShoeDiaries.com.”

A poop joke? Really??

by NoLimitLion1 on Nov 4, 2009 10:22 AM EST reply actions  

hehehehehehehehehehehe, poop is funny

guess I can’t completely dislike BlockONation now

by The JuggerNitt on Nov 4, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I particularly liked this one from the comments...
We sometimes lose to you, but mostly when we shoot ourselves in the foot.

Yep, only sometimes…or half the time…but mainly b/c you made mistakes.

by Screen Name 20 on Nov 4, 2009 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Barely

Can’t forget barely shooting self in the foot.

by gcdyersb on Nov 4, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Hands down... most of the time

buncha doucheabags

"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."

by dmoney350z on Nov 5, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I refuse to go there and give him traffic

does he get comments on his site? More than likely he will drive some traffic back here by including the link

Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...

by letsgopsu on Nov 4, 2009 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That right there

is blatant copyright infringement. I suggest that if you created one of these photoshops and wish to maintain the copyright on it, you request he remove it from his blog or pay you for the license. I’m sure the bajillion lawyers here will back you up.

by PSUWifey on Nov 5, 2009 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Who knew?

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 4, 2009 1:14 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Its a tribute to the

baby carriage scene in Battleship Potemkin.

Laura Pile Jumper is the mom sending baby pryor down the odessa steps in his carriage as cossack tressel looks on and brutus is gunned down from behind.

I knew I should have added lots of blood.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 4, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

God

I feel like such a loser for actually knowing what movie this was from.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Nov 5, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF

and +1

"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."

by psu on Nov 4, 2009 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

few things make me happier

than to find out that OSU fans are offended by these. i just don’t understand how someone cannot get it? in the rec’d fanposts…there is another HATE WEEK post…morons.

i feel guilty too…i’ve left several comments at block-o. shouldn’t have given him/her the traffic.

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 4, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

It's a her

but no offense to the BSDivas.

by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 6, 2009 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

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"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Nov 4, 2009 10:42 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

MS Paint strikes again

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Nov 4, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe a little goatse?

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Nov 5, 2009 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

arn't you glad its drawn?

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Nov 5, 2009 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god oh god

I was wondering why the body didn’t have a head…I really wish I’d never said it was beautiful

by The JuggerNitt on Nov 7, 2009 1:40 AM EST up reply actions  

+1000

the only thing better would be adding the Pryor arm punt picture at the top of the page!!!

"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"

by amandakt on Nov 5, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

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