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Dear Jay,

You can call him “Dad”. Seriously, we won’t mind.

Sincerely,

Mr. Rosewater

by Mr. Rosewater on Nov 20, 2009 12:57 PM EST reply actions  

Isn't this

how he got himself into that whole bad hip situation?

Whoever says Joe doesn’t have a hand in coaching anymore can attempt the next onsides kick.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 20, 2009 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

Typical

The house is burning and Jay is raving about how good the curtains look.

by brd119 on Nov 20, 2009 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

Unless Jay’s house is literally burning I have no idea what you’re talking about.

BSD

by KevinHD on Nov 20, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

No I think he’s questioning why you think the figurative house is burning. You’re implying this program is in trouble, I don’t see how you could make that argument.

"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.

by millzners on Nov 20, 2009 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Similar to

He’s choking the chickens while the fox is in the henhouse.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

by psu on Nov 20, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Or

He’s being recruited by Tennessee but he is already in jail

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

by psu on Nov 20, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So its more like the

curtains are on fire, but the house is ok.

A question we can all agree on: Does her carpet match her curtains?

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 20, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

of couse

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

by psu on Nov 20, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought he was

rearranging the deck chairs on the sinking titanic.

In short it means paying attention to trivial nonsense when the situation requires a top down re-do.

The most recent usage I can think of was the CEO of Sprint was quoted that 6 months or so when some stockholders were whining about something.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 20, 2009 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

opps, I was in

lecture mode and didn’t notice the replys. [uh, I’ll be leaving now – side door opens and shadow slips out unnoticed.]

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 20, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand the analogy

I just think it’s weird to call Joe’s health trivial, especially considering nothing is metaphorically burning.

BSD

by KevinHD on Nov 20, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe the special teams...

coverage and return units?

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 20, 2009 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

this changes everything

i’m betting on the lions tomorrow. no fear from that man

I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.

by spakajewia on Nov 20, 2009 1:17 PM EST reply actions  

Quit twittering around Jay --

And get back to work watching your dad show you how a real coach wins football games.

JoePA – thank you for whipping our special teams back into shape. They needed a little extra JoePA focus. You are a legend- these kids know that and respond to it.
Jay – put down the blackberry and get back to work, slacker! THERE IS A BIG GAME TOMORROW! Can you not read? – You obviously don’t understand the HATE!

by DRocktheGreat on Nov 20, 2009 1:30 PM EST reply actions  

Yes I'm sure the 30 seconds Jay spent typing that is going to cost us big time.

just like it did last year when he was blogging on a presidential candidate’s website while we were all freaking the hell out over Jay’s ability to develop QBs after the QB14 fiasco. We were totally horrible last year.

(apologies for my sass if this was sarcasm)

by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 21, 2009 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE ALLOWED TO TRY ONE IF WE'RE LOSING LATE IN A BIG GAME?!

Seriously, simply attempting the onsides kick during the Rose Bowl would have left me feeling like ‘at least we gave it our best shot’

I am convinced that after Joe’s injury, he decided onsides kicks are bad and must be avoided at all cost.

"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.

by millzners on Nov 20, 2009 1:36 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe he was afraid we

would end up with 30 guys with bad hips.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 20, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

... after Joe's injury, he decided onsides kicks are bad ...
A friend says, “I think after Adam [Taliaferro] got hurt, Joe had a crisis of faith. I think he wondered in a small way if [coaching] was worth it.”

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1161606/1/index.htm

by g1184 on Nov 20, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

But can he play kick off coverage, that is the real question

HAHS circa 93' "Football is 1/2 Offense, 1/2 Defense, and 1/2 Special teams".

by SweepTheLeg on Nov 20, 2009 2:34 PM EST reply actions  

No, we need him to return punts

In this week’s presser Paterno said:

Oh, yeah. You’re talking to an old punt returner. I still got the Brown record for the yardage in one game in punt returns

by confirmy on Nov 20, 2009 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I love how he still holds Ivy League school records for football

not terribly surprised, but you’d think at least SOMEONE in 60 years would have been able to break those records (and you know whoever would break it would get an awesome phone call from Joe)

by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 21, 2009 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Great

So he showed how to do something he’ll never do in a game. Maybe he can help the special teams coach assist Wagner..wait we don’t have one.

At least we have two offensive line coaches, two offensive coordinators and Fredo coaching. I can see why Joe can’t afford to let any of them go and focus at least coach to 1/3 of a game.

Oh well – after another speical teams snafu Joe can just say how great the other team is.

FireJayPa.com

Where every day is take your son or daughter to work

by FireJayPa on Nov 20, 2009 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

I was hoping for a GUFFAW

But a Chortle will work

FireJayPa.com

Where every day is take your son or daughter to work

by FireJayPa on Nov 20, 2009 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude. . . .

Love your blog. What year did you graduate from Pitt?

by cwarner28 on Nov 20, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Thanks

I love when people say that. Can’t say I went to sPitt or even really stepped foot into the city – but thanks for asking.

FireJayPa.com

Where every day is take your son or daughter to work

by FireJayPa on Nov 21, 2009 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

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