Spartans Go Chris Baker On Random People
by BSD on Nov 24, 2009 3:07 PM EST
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Let's say you're a Michigan State football player and you just got your butt whooped 42-14 to finish with a 6-6 record. How would you celebrate? Well, these Spartans celebrate by storming into a dormitory and beating up random people and women.
Witnesses and students involved in the incident said a group of 15 to 20 men, who some described as MSU football players, stormed into the dormitory and hit and injured about seven students, some of them women.
Brent Mitchell, a communication junior who said he was sent to Lansing’s Sparrow Hospital after being punched in the face, said some of the men wore ski masks, but others were recognized as football team members.
"I walked up and said, ‘It isn’t worth it.’ A guy with dreadlocks hit me and in the scuffle slapped, hit females to get them out of the way," Mitchell said.
I'm sorry for the victims in all of this, but ski masks and punching women? That's pretty pathetic.
To find some comedy relief in this, read the comments to the article linked above like this one.
If you ever find yourself being attacked by an MSU football player, just yell "Wheel Route" and you’ll quickly find yourself being left all alone.
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I think Dantonio's going to
have to trade in the sedan on a minibus to pick up the next round of players on “Freedom Day”.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
by rahpsu92 on Nov 24, 2009 3:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Sparty SMASH.
Ski masks = funny. Sore loser punchery = funny. Punching women, not so much.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 24, 2009 3:12 PM EST reply actions
Yeah
I should clarify. Punching women isn’t funny. MSU football players being complete cowards to wear ski masks is pretty funny.
Please don’t send me hate mail. I’ve never hit a woman in my life and don’t condone it.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
I wouldn't start now.
Wifey would trounce you.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 24, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
You ever knock her out of the way to escape a fire?
"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno
by leeharvey418 on Nov 24, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
David...no...not the knuckle.
I tend toward the counter clockwise swirl.
by Jeff Junstrom on Nov 24, 2009 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
true story:
first time I felt an earthquake here on the West Coast, I left my poor wife in the dust on the way to the front door.
Mike, you are glorious
We just need some MSU trolls to show up.
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
When I read this, I had visions
of the panty raid scene from Revenge of the Nerds.
Guess the MSU version wasn’t quite so funny for those sent to the hospital.
by Tailgate Shogun on Nov 24, 2009 3:15 PM EST reply actions
Fulmer Cup
They want it bad!
"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.
But that’s only for offseason shenanigans. Spartyfail…
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Nov 24, 2009 4:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Dantonio
Will be ready to pick them up in early August for the start of practice, don’t you worry.
Seriously though, punching women, come on Sparty.
These kids get named Captain, right?
I mean after the preferential treatment shown the guy that beat the sh*t out of the hockey player, these guys should be the cocks of the walk!
In Communist Lansing, Football Player hit Girls!
I'm waiting for Juggernitt
I’m sure he’ll get the full scoop in Lansing, but here’s to hoping there’s a little outrage there over this.
We'll see
I find it interesting the East Lansing authorities aren’t talking. Madera would have held three press conferences by now.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
yeah, this is actually the first I've heard about any of this
so I’m putting my feelers out (aka making taunting remarks to everyone I can). We’ll see how this shakes out, but as of now it is “no comment” so not much to go on.
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 24, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Uh-oh
Putting your feelers out. Try not to join the list of the accused.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Yes!!
Feed the flames!! I want anarchy next November!!
"That's why you don't play! 'Cuz you're no good!" -Joe Paterno
those comments are gold
my favorite so far
JLS – The frat boys are potlucking their tails off, and the football players are screwing it up!!!
15 hours ago
"I'm driven by greatness" - Derrick Williams
Even Taint 4CA makes a cameo appearance.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Nov 24, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
Funny, John L. Smith's teams would breakdown BEFORE Veterans Day.
I guess Dantonio keeping them focused for one additional week counts as progress, yes?
Not that I condode any of this but I am not going to judge now....
It wasn’t too long ago that some of our boys were accused of storming an apartment for a fight and look how that turned out. Let’s hear all the facts first.
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face
by psupride on Nov 24, 2009 4:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I had the same thought.
Considering what we went through in the recent past, it’s tough for me to enjoy this particular type of schadenfreude.
May no act of ours bring shame.
I'm not sure *we're* supposed to enjoy this
This seems like Mike just trying to stir up some hatred from both sides.
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
by ReadingRambler on Nov 24, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Hey
There was no shortage of blogs making fun of us at the time. What goes around comes around.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
Yea, but the blogs that were making fun of us probably hadn't just gone through the same thing.
Unless, of course, there are pro-OJ and Shawn Merriman blogs.
by Jeff Junstrom on Nov 25, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
uh...
our players were asses and thugs (the ones that stormed the apartment at least). There’s a reason most of the “fight” guys got kicked off the team.
There’s a difference between getting into a fight, and premeditating an assault on a group of people like this (and the apartment fights)
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 24, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
when i first heard about this
i was waiting for the psu apartment fight comparisons to start rolling in on the blogs…but i don’t think i saw any.
We decide when you hear the snap count...
Chris Baker
or Chris Brown?? I don’t know who the former is.
Me too!!
I’m so confused. Also, does anyone know if I should buy Orange Bowl tickets? Last time that game was unbearably long.
by Casual Penn State Fan on Nov 24, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Casual Fan has the right screen name!
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
The Ski Masks...
Really do it for me… What was going through their heads when they were putting on the ski masks? “This gonna be like a commando raid on a dormatory”… If you’re going to go to the trouble, atleast find some vintage Spartan helmets from Halloween World and inject some irony into this… weak all the way around for poor judgement, poor conduct, and poor creativity…
by Domin8ing the Big Ten(11) on Nov 24, 2009 5:07 PM EST reply actions
Sparty had their...
…end of season football banquet Sunday evening.
Just thought I’d throw that out there.
Banquet
Sparty played like they had their end of season Eats on friday nite before PSU whipped them.
http://www.statenews.com/index.php/article/2009/11/2_msu_football_players_kicked_off_team
Real tough guys
"No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of"
third times the charm
http://www.statenews.com/index.php/article/2009/11/2_msu_football_players_kicked_off_team
"No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of"
Indeed.
It appears the dude should have disguised his dreadlocks prior to the raid.
Has he never heard of these?
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Nov 24, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'm confused
so those clips are just supposed to make you look like you’ve got a tumor attached to the back of your head?
I cannot believe
it’s the SAME KID Dantonio picked up from jail after seriously hurting that MSU hockey player dude.
Dumb dumb dumb. Both the kid AND the coach.
That's unbelievable...
they give Winston a second chance (or third, whatever) and the kid still gets his butt in big trouble.
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
Sparty go Bonk Bonk on Potluck fun
Heard in the moments leading up to the fracas: ‘Roddy don’t tuck no dreads, you don’t see Superman hidin’ his damn cape, doya? ‘Sides, I gots my ski mask on fo’ protection’
T J Walker
Looks like
One of the MSU guys involved was the same guy who did some time for almost killing another MSU student athlete and didn’t see so much as a one game suspension from D-bag-antonio.
<a href=“http://espn.go.com/blog/bigten/post/_/id/7525/michigan-state-dismisses-winston-jenrette target=”new">B10 Blog
"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.
I kinda like
Dbagantonio.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
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