Spartans Go Chris Baker On Random People

by BSD on Nov 24, 2009 3:07 PM EST in Penn State Football Comment 55 comments

More proof that MSU players beat up women!

Let's say you're a Michigan State football player and you just got your butt whooped 42-14 to finish with a 6-6 record. How would you celebrate? Well, these Spartans celebrate by storming into a dormitory and beating up random people and women.

Witnesses and students involved in the incident said a group of 15 to 20 men, who some described as MSU football players, stormed into the dormitory and hit and injured about seven students, some of them women.

Brent Mitchell, a communication junior who said he was sent to Lansing’s Sparrow Hospital after being punched in the face, said some of the men wore ski masks, but others were recognized as football team members.

"I walked up and said, ‘It isn’t worth it.’ A guy with dreadlocks hit me and in the scuffle slapped, hit females to get them out of the way," Mitchell said.

I'm sorry for the victims in all of this, but ski masks and punching women? That's pretty pathetic.

To find some comedy relief in this, read the comments to the article linked above like this one.

If you ever find yourself being attacked by an MSU football player, just yell "Wheel Route" and you’ll quickly find yourself being left all alone.

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I think Dantonio's going to

have to trade in the sedan on a minibus to pick up the next round of players on “Freedom Day”.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 24, 2009 3:11 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Sparty SMASH.

Ski masks = funny. Sore loser punchery = funny. Punching women, not so much.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 24, 2009 3:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

I should clarify. Punching women isn’t funny. MSU football players being complete cowards to wear ski masks is pretty funny.

Please don’t send me hate mail. I’ve never hit a woman in my life and don’t condone it.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Nov 24, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I wouldn't start now.

Wifey would trounce you.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 24, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I think I could take her

Like George Castanza, I fight dirty.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Nov 24, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You ever knock her out of the way to escape a fire?

"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno

by leeharvey418 on Nov 24, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

No

But I can definitely say the knuckle technique doesn’t work.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Nov 24, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

David...no...not the knuckle.

I tend toward the counter clockwise swirl.

by PSUJunny05 on Nov 24, 2009 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

No pinch?

by jimbo2psu on Nov 25, 2009 1:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

true story:

first time I felt an earthquake here on the West Coast, I left my poor wife in the dust on the way to the front door.

by hbeach08 on Nov 24, 2009 5:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Edited

After going back and reading that it sounded really really bad.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Nov 24, 2009 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Too late you're now officially a member:

by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 26, 2009 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Mike, you are glorious

We just need some MSU trolls to show up.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Nov 24, 2009 3:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I'm tryin' man. I'm tryin'.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Nov 24, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

When I read this, I had visions

of the panty raid scene from Revenge of the Nerds.

Guess the MSU version wasn’t quite so funny for those sent to the hospital.

by Tailgate Shogun on Nov 24, 2009 3:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Fulmer Cup

They want it bad!

"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.

by millzners on Nov 24, 2009 3:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

But that’s only for offseason shenanigans. Spartyfail…

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Nov 24, 2009 4:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs

They aren't even good at screwing up!

by PSUJunny05 on Nov 24, 2009 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Sparty NO!

by PSUWifey on Nov 24, 2009 3:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Dantonio

Will be ready to pick them up in early August for the start of practice, don’t you worry.

Seriously though, punching women, come on Sparty.

by STU Boy on Nov 24, 2009 3:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

These kids get named Captain, right?

I mean after the preferential treatment shown the guy that beat the sh*t out of the hockey player, these guys should be the cocks of the walk!

In Communist Lansing, Football Player hit Girls!

by PSUJunny05 on Nov 24, 2009 3:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I'm waiting for Juggernitt

I’m sure he’ll get the full scoop in Lansing, but here’s to hoping there’s a little outrage there over this.

by STU Boy on Nov 24, 2009 3:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

We'll see

I find it interesting the East Lansing authorities aren’t talking. Madera would have held three press conferences by now.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Nov 24, 2009 3:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

They are probably locating media guides

to facilitate identification.

by cpm126 on Nov 24, 2009 3:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Madiera

NOT ANYMORE!!!! HEHEHEHEHE!!!!!

by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 26, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, this is actually the first I've heard about any of this

so I’m putting my feelers out (aka making taunting remarks to everyone I can). We’ll see how this shakes out, but as of now it is “no comment” so not much to go on.

by The JuggerNitt on Nov 24, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Uh-oh

Putting your feelers out. Try not to join the list of the accused.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Nov 25, 2009 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yes!!

Feed the flames!! I want anarchy next November!!

"That's why you don't play! 'Cuz you're no good!" -Joe Paterno

by pmm156 on Nov 24, 2009 4:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

those comments are gold

my favorite so far

JLS – The frat boys are potlucking their tails off, and the football players are screwing it up!!!
15 hours ago

"I'm driven by greatness" - Derrick Williams

by HookMania on Nov 24, 2009 4:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Even Taint 4CA makes a cameo appearance.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Nov 24, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Funny, John L. Smith's teams would breakdown BEFORE Veterans Day.

I guess Dantonio keeping them focused for one additional week counts as progress, yes?

by Cairo on Nov 24, 2009 4:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Not that I condode any of this but I am not going to judge now....

It wasn’t too long ago that some of our boys were accused of storming an apartment for a fight and look how that turned out. Let’s hear all the facts first.

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

by psupride on Nov 24, 2009 4:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

I had the same thought.

Considering what we went through in the recent past, it’s tough for me to enjoy this particular type of schadenfreude.

May no act of ours bring shame.

by mushdamma on Nov 24, 2009 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm not sure we're supposed to enjoy this

This seems like Mike just trying to stir up some hatred from both sides.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Nov 24, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Hey

There was no shortage of blogs making fun of us at the time. What goes around comes around.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Nov 24, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yea, but the blogs that were making fun of us probably hadn't just gone through the same thing.

Unless, of course, there are pro-OJ and Shawn Merriman blogs.

by PSUJunny05 on Nov 25, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

uh...

our players were asses and thugs (the ones that stormed the apartment at least). There’s a reason most of the “fight” guys got kicked off the team.

There’s a difference between getting into a fight, and premeditating an assault on a group of people like this (and the apartment fights)

by The JuggerNitt on Nov 24, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

when i first heard about this

i was waiting for the psu apartment fight comparisons to start rolling in on the blogs…but i don’t think i saw any.

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 25, 2009 8:42 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Chris Baker

or Chris Brown?? I don’t know who the former is.

by balpsu22 on Nov 24, 2009 5:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Me too!!

I’m so confused. Also, does anyone know if I should buy Orange Bowl tickets? Last time that game was unbearably long.

by Casual Penn State Fan on Nov 24, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Joking, right?

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Nov 25, 2009 8:42 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Casual Fan has the right screen name!

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi

by PaJoe on Nov 25, 2009 8:51 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

The Ski Masks...

Really do it for me… What was going through their heads when they were putting on the ski masks? “This gonna be like a commando raid on a dormatory”… If you’re going to go to the trouble, atleast find some vintage Spartan helmets from Halloween World and inject some irony into this… weak all the way around for poor judgement, poor conduct, and poor creativity…

by Domin8ing the Big Ten(11) on Nov 24, 2009 5:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Sparty had their...

…end of season football banquet Sunday evening.

Just thought I’d throw that out there.

by hbeach08 on Nov 24, 2009 5:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Banquet

Sparty played like they had their end of season Eats on friday nite before PSU whipped them.

by DerryPharmer on Nov 24, 2009 5:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

http://www.statenews.com/index.php/article/2009/11/2_msu_football_players_kicked_off_team

Real tough guys

"No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of"

by psu in the w-b on Nov 24, 2009 7:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

link fail

"No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of"

by psu in the w-b on Nov 24, 2009 7:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

third times the charm

http://www.statenews.com/index.php/article/2009/11/2_msu_football_players_kicked_off_team

"No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of"

by psu in the w-b on Nov 24, 2009 7:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Indeed.

It appears the dude should have disguised his dreadlocks prior to the raid.

Has he never heard of these?

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Nov 24, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm confused

so those clips are just supposed to make you look like you’ve got a tumor attached to the back of your head?

by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 26, 2009 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I cannot believe

it’s the SAME KID Dantonio picked up from jail after seriously hurting that MSU hockey player dude.

Dumb dumb dumb. Both the kid AND the coach.

by PSUWifey on Nov 24, 2009 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

That's unbelievable...

they give Winston a second chance (or third, whatever) and the kid still gets his butt in big trouble.

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi

by PaJoe on Nov 25, 2009 8:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Sparty go Bonk Bonk on Potluck fun

Heard in the moments leading up to the fracas: ‘Roddy don’t tuck no dreads, you don’t see Superman hidin’ his damn cape, doya? ‘Sides, I gots my ski mask on fo’ protection’

T J Walker

by teejaywalker on Nov 25, 2009 9:35 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Looks like

One of the MSU guys involved was the same guy who did some time for almost killing another MSU student athlete and didn’t see so much as a one game suspension from D-bag-antonio.

<a href=“http://espn.go.com/blog/bigten/post/_/id/7525/michigan-state-dismisses-winston-jenrette target=”new">B10 Blog

"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.

by millzners on Nov 25, 2009 10:04 AM EST reply actions 0 recs