TALL HOT WOMEN WITH BALLS CLICK NOW!

by Jeff Junstrom on Nov 28, 2009 7:50 AM EST

Thanks Rambler for the title, unless of course a mod has edited it, then thanks Buzz Killington. Here is your final regular season women's volleyball update, Thanksgiving/Consumerism Friday edition! Since it is 730 in the morning on a Saturday and twin two year old nieces will soon be running around narrowly missing brick fireplaces, this will be short and to the point. As always, your Favorite Player Not Named Megan Hodge, this week's award goes to...Darcy Dorton, mostly because she's hot, but also because she's a freshman and will be crushing for 3 more years. Go get 'em Darce!

via a.espncdn.com

Last Weekend

The Team beat Purdue on Friday, and actually dropped a set. The Team then clinched the Big Ten title with a win over Indiana on Saturday. The crown is their seventh straight and 13th in the Big Ten.

This Weekend

The regular season concludes tonight, and not in easy fashion. Last night, The Team swept Michigan State to set up a regular season finale against No. 12 Michigan. Hopefully you saved some Hate.

Awards and Accolades

Megan Hodge named ESPN The Magazine Academic All American of the Year. Baller.

Conclusion

And now the babies are here; sorry for the brief update. There will be a better, more in depth analysis next week for the tournament preview.

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I'm honored

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Nov 28, 2009 8:23 AM EST reply actions

Give it time, the mods may still be asleep.

by Jeff Junstrom on Nov 28, 2009 8:41 AM EST up reply actions

sat by the Arizona State women's team last night at the Cheesecake Factory

was going to tell them who’s #1 but…didn’t want to hurt their feelings. nice girls.

by Mr. Rosewater on Nov 28, 2009 12:09 PM EST reply actions

We'll save the hate on ASU

until the NCAA’s. If they make it that far.

PSU’s Tall Hot Women with Balls rock!

Oh – and Michigan still sucks.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Nov 28, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions

Penn State won

Third consecutive undefeated season. An underrated sport has a new best team ever.

by Jeff Junstrom on Nov 29, 2009 1:19 AM EST reply actions

We actually weren't undefeated in'07

After we lost to Stanford in September of that year, we won the rest including the national title.

Born and raised in the shadow of Mount Nittany

by Elihu on Nov 29, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions

In actuality, yes. Technically, no.

We did lose two matches in ’07. But these matches were at beginning-of-the-year tournaments. We went undefeated in the “regular season.”

by Jeff Junstrom on Nov 29, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions

look, I'm just saying

I clicked on this link and didn’t get what I was ~~hoping~~ expecting.

I only see 1 ball.

Also, for future reference, please no Pitt women. Sure, this one looks cute (from behind, even with her freakishly separated fingers), but there’s always the risk you’ll get this:

by The JuggerNitt on Nov 29, 2009 2:41 AM EST reply actions

Looks like we could draw

Army in the first round.

it’s possible the Black Knights could face No. 1 Penn State in their opening match.

Kovaci is hoping to avoid Penn State in the opening round to improve Army’s chances of winning a match and to take advantage of the interest in the team not only on the West Point campus, but all over the world.

“Making West Pointers and soldiers happy and excited about our success, that makes our day,” Kovaci said. "To me, that’s the beauty of this. It’s not just the team, the athletic department and the school; we’re part of a bigger family, and that’s been the touching thing for me.

“I don’t want to play Penn State, that’s for sure. Our body of work during the regular season has been good, beating a Pepperdine, beating an Iowa, beating a Binghamton that won their conference. I hope we’re not the 64th seed.”

"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"

by amandakt on Nov 29, 2009 10:48 AM EST reply actions