HATE WEEK: OHIO $TATE
by Cairo on Nov 3, 2009 3:38 PM EST
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It's hate week, it's real, and it's on now.
The Breakdown:
WHO
The Ohio State Way.
Source: Not the NCAA Committee on Infractions, apparently.
WHO: Ohio $tate University, or "The reason all of this Mainstream Media Hate on the Big Ten is Happening University." This team's continued ability to NOT show up against teams with less than three losses has negated any and all of the rest of the Big Ten's success over the past four years. So we didn't pull it out in the Rose Bowl last year, do you really think it would have changed anyone's perception of the conference since the Buckeyes lost to Texas? This team may have fallen to third place in the Big Ten standings, but they are still the alpha dog in this fight. Penn State, Michigan, Nebraska, Oklahoma, Miami, Notre Dame... all of these teams know what it's like to go through a some dark years. Buckeye fans are nervous, they know their team isn't performing up to par, that they might be entering a period of uncertainty. Every downturn starts with a double-whammy: a HORROR loss to a terrible team (Michigan v App State, Penn State v Toledo), and a demolishing loss to a top-rated squad. They had the first shoe drop with the loss to Purdue, but they still lack that game, that 29-5 beatdown to USC that leaves you exposed and weak, that 39-7 beatdown to Oregon that shows Your Way is dated and on its way out. Penn State has the skills to give them that soulcrushing loss that sends them bleary-eyed to Alamo Bowl, wondering what happened to their run to the championship. It's time to give them what they deserve.
If their coach was a West German music act from the late ‘70s/early ‘80s:
Come to Ohio $chtaten!
Source: Home video.
The fourth in a six-part series. Unlike previous editions of ITCWAWGMAFTL70s/E80s, this movie actually features Ohio State Buckeyes coach Jim Tressel. After twenty seconds of intro by a guy in the official "poser rebel" wardrobe of 1978, he shakes the hand of Jim Tressel, decked out in a Buckeye red shirt. Look! No sweater vest! Then, he and future assistant coaches begin to perform their recruiting pitch to a live TV audience. It's a bit difficult to understand, but they essentially discuss their offensive game plan while mimicking one of the many iso plays away from motion that they've run for the past decade. Hey it worked to get Terrell Pryor (and provided the impetus for one of Mike Myers funniest skits), so they must have something here.
WHAT
The The looks up The in thesaurus for The Ohio $tate.
Source: The Internet.
WHAT: The. You know what I'm talking about: you're at home, settling down early in the first quarter to watch Sunday Night Football when the players state their names and the university/high school where they played. Up comes some player who cocks one eyebrow, smirks at the camera, and goes "(name), THE Ohio $tate University." As if we're supposed to be blown back by their use of a definite article. The Ohio $tate University. Thanks. Without the "the" I'd have figured it was one of many potential Ohio $tates. Perhaps you went to Ohio $tate University de Paraguay. Good thing you spelled it out for me, genius.
Here's what you really spelled out: "I'm a conceited idiot, and I think I'm more specialer than you." Congratulations, you sold me!
WHERE
The first image that comes up in a google image search for "Happy Valley." Man, it's changed since I was last there!
Source: Google Images. Perhaps I need to go to Bing.
WHERE: On the Banks of the Mighty Spring Creek. OK, just above it and that old old iron forge thing next to College Ave and Porter Road. This is a home game and is a rare non-crappy 2009 opponent. For once, there is NO RAIN IN THE FORECAST! So we have a big time opponent, a BCS bowl appearance on the line, mild weather, and a good start time. Anything less than a full, crazy, wild crowd in the Best Stadium in the Country (it's on Bleacher Report so it must be true) is impossible. Let's give Turkish Soccer a run for their money. PSU is 5-4 all time at State College in the Penn State-Ohio $tate rivalry and was embarrassed the last time the Buckeyes came to town in a 37-17 loss. This will change.
WHEN
November Sunset and Moonrise at Penn State
Source: http://live.psu.edu/image/23030
WHEN: 3:30pm Eastern on the ABC/ESPN system. Restrictions on night games be damned, this is State College in November. It means the lights will be on, the crowd will be glowing white, and Pryor will be introduced to tall fescue by Jared Odrick. Repeatedly. Which brings me to...
WHY
Tamba Hali and Navorro Bowman celebrate Ohio $tate's Big Ten championship titles in 2005 and 2008.
Source: Ohio Sports Hall of Fame.
WHY: If you have to ask why, then you haven't been following Penn State football long enough. I'll try to bring you up to speed. Why? Because of "four consecutive Big Ten titles". Because 324 happened against Ohio $tate. Because of 1912. Because of the Big 33. Because we're too country. Because 63-14. Because 63 points leaves us wanting 70. Because of the scene. Because of the stakes. Because they bring out the best in us. Because you don't need a Hate Week post to know it's Hate Week. Because its our season. Because we are not normal. Because We Are. Penn State! Hate. Hate! HATE! HATE!
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The hate washes my soul clean.
Awesome! +1
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 3:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ohio State vs. Penn State
Where Nittany linemen are made, and Buckeye quarterbacks phenoms are destroyed.
For the KILL…
by Mr. Rosewater on Nov 3, 2009 3:45 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
and our mediocre inevitably-benched gawky slow QBs
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 3, 2009 5:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Certainly the best QB you've had before or since.
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So, do you do anything but troll?
Just curious. Between here and 11W, I’ve yet to see you make a reasonably objective statement.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 3, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
And that was reasonably objective statement in response to a troll with a blog.
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 6:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
There's a difference between "trolling" and making a lame joke.
Insinuating that Todd Boeckman was a better quarterback than Troy Smith = trolling
Insinuating that Todd Boeckman was ever anything approaching a legend = lame joke
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 3, 2009 6:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting..
Is your reason naturally flawed when the best quarterback you’ve ever had was Mike Tomczak?
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ignoring the complete non-sequitur
That depends on how you define “quarterback”, and how you judge the value of one.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 3, 2009 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Define Quarterback:
Quarterback (originally called blocking back1) is a position in American and Canadian football. Quarterbacks are members of the offensive team and line up directly behind the center, in the middle of the offensive line. Quarterbacks are the leaders of the offensive team, responsible for calling the play in the huddle. They initiate almost all plays by receiving the ball from the center, although occasionally teams will use a ‘direct snap’ (usually as a trick play) to another offensive player. Once the quarterback receives the snap, he can run with the ball, hand the ball to another player or attempt a forward pass.
As for value? That part is much more subjective. Statistics form a large base for the value judgment primarily: Yds, Completion %, Tds, Rushing Yds, Punting Average, and other positional stats. Wins and losses by a starter are also often used to judge how well they lead their team, especially in big games. There is also an exterior factor known as “it” that many use to describe the “clutchness” and ability to make plays of a QB. (see: Matt Millen and Taint Forcier). The accolades on accumulates can indicate their subjective value(such as All American, Heisman, All Conference, recruiting rank, draft slot, etc). In the end it is up to each person to make a “value” judgment on a particular QB, but the process above forms the basis for most opinions on a QB’s value.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Nov 3, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Um, thanks, I guess
But the only way you can say Mike Tomczak is “our best QB ever” is if you compare the longevity of his pro career to the longevity of everyone else’s. As far as what he meant to Ohio State, he didn’t quite revolutionize the position.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 3, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I didn't mean Tomczak in particular.
I just thought you were genuinely confused as to what a “quarterback” was, as opposed to “arm-punter.”
See what I did there? It was an attempted joke about your team’s current quarterback, because its hate week. It may not have landed, but I’m pretty self serving with my humor anyways.
Welp, good luck on saturday, the banter has been delightful.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Nov 3, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, at Ohio State, "quarterback" has many definitions
mostly variations on “expert handoff guy” (which Pryor definitely is, along with the requisite arm punting). But you know the deal.
Good luck to you, too. Just. you know, not that much luck.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 3, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you once had a qb who had a really bad gambling problem?
maurice c. still in prison? now kick a 52 yard feild goal
by wolfmanshowlforever on Nov 7, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Punting Average?
Oh noes! Pryor beats Clark in that category! lol
by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 3, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
can't wait to see t. pryor fail again and cry. move him to tight end and find a real
qb. when you lose to penn state no bcs bowl for you. now go kick a fg sam@ wwaht.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Nov 7, 2009 12:13 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The other things I hate in SNF player introductions?
DA U.. Or when they consistently name their high school. When they care that little about their college football teams, I find myself worrying if they go to University Park.
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 3:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
My favorite.
Jared Allen once said, “Jared Allen. Home schooled…hi mom.” I couldn’t stop laughing.
by Cairo on Nov 3, 2009 3:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I can dig that.
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 3:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Jared Allen
DUI aside, is my single favorite player in the NFL. Dude is hilarious. He is also and absolute monster. Aaron Rodgers can attest to that fact.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Nov 3, 2009 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Jared Allen
Back during training camp when ESPN made up reports of a “schism” in the Vikings locker room over Brett Favre being brought in to be the QB, Jared Allen had another hilarious quote, something like, “Schism? What’s that? None of us had ever heard of that word before today. When I first heard you guys ask us about it today I thought it was an STD or something.” Jared Allen 1, ESPN fake news 0. I love that guy. Especially when he’s sacking a Packers QB fifteen gazillion times per game.
Let's Go State!
by Gopher Broke on Nov 3, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
or worse
i’ve heard miami players in the nfl start saying “swag” or “swagger”…ugh, kill me…NO WAIT DON’T
We decide when you hear the snap count...
by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 3:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit.. That was the other thing.
Unless they played for Miami in the mid 80’s to 90’s, I do not want to hear how good your school used to be.
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder if any from the "7th floor crew" or whatever they called themselves
have actually said that in place of their school on TV
We decide when you hear the snap count...
by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a full fledged member of the Hollis Crew.
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Here, check me
Its Christmas time in Hollis, Queens
Mom’s cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 4:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wehr'd I put
those adidas?
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
by rahpsu92 on Nov 3, 2009 5:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, this is apparently something new.
I saw some comments to a Yankees v. Phillies YouTube video that referred to things like “U NO GIRLZ SAY PHILLY BOYZ CAN’T DRESS AND GOT NO SWAGGA”.
I don’t pretend to care or understand.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 3, 2009 4:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Is it like Jimmy Swaggart?
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap..
Thats like two mid 80’s references in two consecutive posts. I apologize deeply.
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
My brain hurts.
My black card just got revoked.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Nov 3, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. An actual race card?
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Nov 3, 2009 7:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
does that mean she can't play it anymore?
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m no longer black y’all. I’m a free agent.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Nov 3, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If we're having a race draft (a la Chappelle)
The caucasians select in the first round….. kmblue!
by Tailgate Shogun on Nov 3, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
nice pick
but if she’s a free agent, couldn’t we have just picked her up by making it rain?
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
-1000
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Nov 3, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Guessing
Jnitt was a following-up from this?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
by jtothep on Nov 4, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
wow...
Jtot, the Google of BSD.
You need to find some post ask jtothep.
by bconway6 on Nov 4, 2009 1:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, those are fun
Trick is to remember who said something, then search screen name and one or two recollected keywords. My visual memory is far superior to my aural one.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
by jtothep on Nov 5, 2009 12:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lol, I was
but once I got the -1000 I figured it best to just keep my mouth shut and move on :-p
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 5, 2009 8:47 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
you a smart playa!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
by jtothep on Nov 5, 2009 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Double down!
Comments are certainly NSFW, but here’s what I’m talking about.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 3, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Too much stupid there.
I hate youtube commenters.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on Nov 3, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
and don’t even have to pretend this week.
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 3:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yep, this is what we've been practicing all year for.
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 3:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
AHHHHH
I’ve been waiting for this all freaking day!! Thank zug that stupid tOSU homer came on in the cryor thread…i needed a distraction.
HATE HATE HATE HATE
We decide when you hear the snap count...
by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 3:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd.
Great job on these, cairo…
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
by dmoney350z on Nov 3, 2009 4:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT WANT
…except for the beer, I’ll take that, but you can keep the bungee cords.
by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 3, 2009 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
you can have the Michelob Light
I’ll stick with Yuengling Lager
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Shizer, I missed the light
nevermind, DONT WANT ANY OF IT
by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 3, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
is it really that impressive
to be able to drag two whole cases?
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Obligatory (as if you needed to get pumped up any further)
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Nov 3, 2009 4:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
HATE!
I hate that stupid OH, IO spelling thing those people do. You can spell a four letter word. Good for you! Go get your shine box. I hate the love they have for Woody Hayes, who was mediocre. I hate how the Big 11’s rep suffers b/c they don’t show up for big games anymore. In summation, I HATE THE ohio state university.
Never mistake effort for achievement.
by Esteban d' Amur on Nov 3, 2009 4:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I think the joke would be:
How many tO$U mongoloids does it take to spell ohio? two.
Deus nobiscum, quis contra?
by chocochuck02 on Nov 3, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Iowa does a I-O-W-A chant
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
by xozte on Nov 3, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and as bad as all of those are
Michigan does a friggen M I C H I G A N chant. WTF? (though their little thing where the cheerleaders or whatever spell out M I C H I G A N with their bodies on the ground, morphing the letters into one another is kinda neat)
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 4, 2009 12:17 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I was just standing here
beside myself sayin “I wonder when Hate Week officially starts”? and Cairo delivers as if on cue.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
by rahpsu92 on Nov 3, 2009 5:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hate
Wife & boss are OSU fans, dad works there now (he used to work @ PSU and will be rooting for good).
I have to mask my hate but it runs deep.
by InScoresOfOtherGames on Nov 3, 2009 5:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Two things to say about this post:
(1) I watched that entire clip looking for an iso play, and all I saw was running around blindly…
Wait… I get it.
(2) LOVE the “Celebrate OSU Titles” thing. AHHAHAHA.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
by psume06 on Nov 3, 2009 5:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
We can all hate
Ohio State.
Go Lions.
http://www.rivalryesq.com/
The quintessential Big Ten smoking room.
by Bama Hawkeye on Nov 3, 2009 5:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hate the whole family or conference or country can enjoy.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Nov 3, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
shut up hawkeye
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
by showtime on Nov 3, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What did he do to you?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 3, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
liked iowa
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
by showtime on Nov 3, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
your wasting your hate this week
this is O$U hate week – let’s not spread the hate too thin.
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
by IcersGuy on Nov 3, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
alright focus.... focus....
I don’t really hate OSU but if I keep reading the moronic comments from these hill people long enough I’ll get it…
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
by showtime on Nov 3, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
unfortunately these are not hill people
they are flatlanders….even worse
"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"
by amandakt on Nov 3, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and carnivores at that
THEY’LL EAT TEBOW!!!!
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
crap, we're the hill people aren't we?
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
by showtime on Nov 3, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What was so moronic about his comment?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 3, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
two things
1 my reference to moronic comments was aimed at the whole spectrum of moronic comments I’ve read tonight from OSU trolls in this thread and photoshop thread. This guy is from Iowa and his comment wasn’t moronic. I told him to shut up because he likes Iowa and therefore I hate him. I know you love Iowa but I don’t.
2 I don’t know why you’re all up in my business tonight but it would be nice if you would settle down.
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
by showtime on Nov 3, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not "all up in your business"
Just asking for clarification.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 3, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
it would be nice if you would settle down.
“slow your roll” would have also been acceptible
"Every player we have, someone—maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone—poured their life and soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world." - Joe Paterno
by Horse N Buggy on Nov 4, 2009 10:46 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Them Amish are so down!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
by jtothep on Nov 4, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
After PSU’s d line destroys Pryor I wanna see that OSU redneck retard threaten to beat up Pryor an Tressel again
by PSUBarge on Nov 3, 2009 5:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The Redneck Rocker?
He’s actually suiting up for the Buckeyes this week.
And might be a better passer than their current QB.
ZING! HATE!
by Tailgate Shogun on Nov 3, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Hate Pryor
cause’ he likes to give the other team a chance he’s so *uckin’ good!
by penntatefan on Nov 3, 2009 5:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
As far as the "double whammy", I'm sorry, but I think Purdue beat you to it
Unless you open up an unholy can of 1994 asswhoopin’ (unlikely), this loss won’t sting half as much as dropping one to a 1-5 team. You guys are respectable, Purdue is not.
For what it’s worth, this is the second game this year that in which I think far less than 50 percent of the fanbase is confident we’ll win. Egos are far more bruised than you let on.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 3, 2009 6:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and I wanted to make it clear: this was excellent
and got a rec. I just took issue with that last bit.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 3, 2009 6:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, maybe we didn't do it right then.
Its Hate week, you are an opposing fan, you should be more offended.
I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU AND I HATE YOUR GUTS!
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Nov 3, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose so.
But I never considered this a rivalry in the first place; “hate” is a bit too strong. More of a tendency to dislike.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 3, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Rivalry?
That is a bigger joke than Anthony Morelli
by BuckeyeSki on Nov 3, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It's tough to knock these guys too bad for Morelli
When we have our own 5-star wunder(performing)kind to deal with.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 3, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Excuse me while I go change the water
in Sam @ WWAHT’s mama’s dish.
HATE! HATE! HATE!
by Tailgate Shogun on Nov 3, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't got to be a rival for me to hate tOSU
But that brings up a good question on what makes a rivalry?
Bordering schools? Shared recruiting grounds? Same Conference? Lengthy History? Genuine Hatred? Even results without one sided domination? High Stakes games?
NCAA 2010 says we are rivals, I mean that has to count right? Right?
Anyways, rivalry/non rivalry, tOSU is my mean neighbor, they nearly took away Adam Taliaferro’s ability to walk, they are uber successful old gaurd and we are the still newbie kid in the conference, they take recruits from our fertile recruiting grounds, etc.
Call it what you will, but I have plenty of reasons to hate tOSU.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Nov 3, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Taliaferro can walk now, just to clarify
and you don’t have to be a rival to get a Hate Week, just have to be our next opponent.
As for rivals, who in football, other than Michigan, do you guys consider a rival? We’ve gotta be at least up there (again, after Michigan).
We at PSU are kinda the adopted kid in the Big 10 family, and are still working on developing rivalries. I’d bet in another 15-20 years no one will really remember that PSU wasn’t always a member of the Big 10 (or whatever it is called by then) and as long as PSU, OSU, Michigan, and whatever other school out there stays the consistent “top” programs, then they will probably be fairly big rivals.
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thats why I said "nearly" took away his ability to walk.
Remember tradition reigns supreme in the big ten. PSU represents change and forward progres….things the big ten aren’t fans of and known for.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Nov 3, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ah, I missed the "nearly" part
as for PSU representing change and forward progress, I sorta LOL’d.
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 4, 2009 12:17 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
We get it...
you don’t care that much about us. But unfortunately for PSU fans we are stuck in your conference, you happen to be the closest team, the series has been very competitive, and most of us already hated Ohio so learning to hate OSU was fairly easy. This is even more the case since you continue to crap all over any chance we have for national respect by not losing (except last year) but getting utterly throttled in national championship/bowl games. Your starting QB is a prima-donna headcase who strung out PSU for weeks and while we are certainly fine without him, the whole thing helps build up the hate. We know we will never be your Michigan but I saw plenty of very sad buckeye fans last year in the stands after we walked into your stadium and beat you on national tv. If you don’t care that much about us, please just leave our blog and let us continue to hate you in you absence. Trust me, we will.
We are not normal. We are legends.
by NittanyAlum02 on Nov 4, 2009 8:28 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
“Too Country” is all that needs to be said
So what is the over-under on how long it takes your puss QB to be concussed by our ridiculous D-Line. Takes some notes on how to play D. We all know who the REAL Linebacker U is……
by BuckeyeSki on Nov 3, 2009 6:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
ummm, Purdue? Didn’t your school lose to them? And I don’t think that school kills people.
by txhawkeye on Nov 3, 2009 6:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Or whatever.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Nov 3, 2009 6:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
But... EVERYBODY kills people, murders people...
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
by psume06 on Nov 3, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Odd
You are obviously a PSU fan directing that comment towards Ohio State fans, but your new screen name has Buckeye in it. Weird.
by Nittany Lawyer on Nov 3, 2009 6:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Puss QB?
Like as in a QB who pouts on the bench after he gets dominated by another team and throws (literally, but in a arm punt kind of way) away the win for his team? You mean someone like this guy?
Learn how to play defense? Like how Mark Rubin learned how to “barely” play defense on this play (and he was a former wide receiver which should give you an idea as to how well we can coach defense):
Thank you for coming on here to attempt to taunt us with empty insults and unproven claims of defensive superiority, my hated is now stronger because of it.
by dawsonPSU10 on Nov 3, 2009 6:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, look. TP saw an opening. REALLY. He CAN read defenses!
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
by psume06 on Nov 3, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
shame he can't read books as well
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Nov 3, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You mean their not
designed plays right out of jeanette’s playbook?
by penntatefan on Nov 3, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Those are the only plays he doesn't look like a robot running....
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
by psume06 on Nov 4, 2009 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"We all know who the REAL Linebacker U is..."
Yes. Penn State. The school who doesn’t win Butkus awards solely due to the home field stat man awarding 20 assisted tackles per play.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 3, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Since you posted this
Laura recorded another 3 pile-jumping tackles.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
by 06Lion on Nov 3, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You know my favorite response to those remarks?
Navorro Bowman, Sean Lee, Dan Connor, Paul Posluszny, Tim Shaw, LaVar Arrington, Brandon Short, Brian Gelzheiser, Andre Collins, Trey Bauer, Shane Conlan, Harry Hamilton, Scott Radecic, Chet Parlavecchio, Lance Mehl, Kurt Allerman, Greg Buttle, Bruce Bannon, Matt Millen, Ed O’Neil, Jack Skorupan, Charlie Zapiec, Jack Ham, Dennis Onkotz, W.T. “Mother” Dunn.
You know, your garden variety long time NFL players, hall of famers, all americans (sometimes even multiple times!), Butkus award winners and the like.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Nov 3, 2009 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ed O'Neil
didn’t he score 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk Highschool?
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 4, 2009 12:19 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
In the City Championship!
"I'm not affraid to compete"
~Robert Bolden
by QBsneak12 on Nov 4, 2009 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I was SOOOO excited the first time I sat in the student section and saw Ed O'Neil.
I knew Al Bundy played LB in college, then I was like… here?
Sadly, it was YSU.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
by psume06 on Nov 4, 2009 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Do we really need to start name dropping here? Outside of Mike Vrabel name another successful O$U linebacker…
Jack Ham, LaVar Arrington, Poz, the list goes on.
by cmdpsu15 on Nov 3, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
lulz trollz
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
by xozte on Nov 3, 2009 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Waaahhh...........
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Nov 3, 2009 6:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Gotta love that Failsman Trophy.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Nov 3, 2009 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Make sure your coach wears his depends
Wouldn’t want him to have to run to the lockeroom before half with shit running down his leg again…….
by BuckeyeSki on Nov 3, 2009 6:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Is that all you got?
Get some new material buck nuckle. Come saturday you’ll be stabbin’ your *uckin’ eyeballs out!
by penntatefan on Nov 3, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You're killin' me, Smalls.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 3, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of a shitty mess
Doesn’t your “D” get tired of cleaning up after the bucket baby?
by penntatefan on Nov 3, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The "reply" button is your friend.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 3, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you ohio state,
for graduating such insightful and intelligent fans that can teach us how to use the internet.
Hey can you show me how to send an email later?
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
by showtime on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You're pushing it, man
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 3, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
did you make the original comment
just to make this follow up comment?
C’mon, admit you did.
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
what did I do? I was hating on the right school this time.
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
by showtime on Nov 3, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And speaking of smalls,
he’ll fumble saturday!
by penntatefan on Nov 3, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
YOU SUCK
LOL a depends joke, you must hang around with Pitt fans.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Nov 3, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This would be funny
if our pants-crapping 80+ year old coach didn’t just outcoach Sweatervest at the Shoe last year.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
by 06Lion on Nov 3, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Last time I checked...
You actually have to “coach” to out-coach someone…..
Your figurehead did nothing more than watch thru binoculars from our pressbox
by BuckeyeSki on Nov 3, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
So you’re saying OSU got beat by a team with no coach?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Nov 3, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ironically, Jim Tressel was formed using the shit that ran down Joe Paterno’s leg.
by MainLion on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
next time you have the flu
I’d be impressed if you even got out of bed to make it to the bathroom, let alone went on a road trip to coach a football game. In something like 60 years as a coach at PSU he’s missed what, like 2 games (one due to family emergency, one due to injured leg) and the few minutes of the end of first half of that game (due to the flu).
So really you’re making fun of an 80 yr old man who could actually run off the field (let me know what you’re doing when you’re 80) because he had the flu. Congrats, dude.
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting....
What is the point in writing something like this about the greatest college football coach to have ever lived? Id like to check back with you when you are 82 and see how you are doing. Will you be running out of the tunnel guiding your team to victory? Will you have a library named after you? Will you have have taught hundreds of kids what it means to be a man and how important it is to receive a college education?? Someone get this JOKE out of here before!
by joepa4ever on Nov 3, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I say keep him
He’s hysterical.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Nov 3, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
you are SO wrong
he has taught THOUSANDS of kids what it means to be a man and how important it is to receive a college education
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...
by letsgopsu on Nov 3, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You are Right
Ha, my apologies …THOUSANDS!
by joepa4ever on Nov 3, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
My Dad can beat up your Dad
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Nuh uh
my dad’s tough. He says THE before the name of his attended school of higher education.
by jimbo2psu on Nov 3, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
but is he a television repairman with an awesome set of tools?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
by jtothep on Nov 4, 2009 1:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's play compare and contrast!
One team has 7 national titles, and the other team has 2. One team has 7 Heisman Trophies, and the other team has 1. One team has 78 consensus first-team all Americans, and the other team has 39. One team has 6 Lombardi awards, and the other team has 1. One team has 4 Outland trophies, and the other team has 1. One team is part of the greatest rivalry in sports, and the other team used to play Pitt. Can you guess which team is which? You might assume that the latter team, given its underwhelming comparative accomplishments, has been playing college football for less amount of time than the former, but you’d be wrong; they began in 1887, whereas the former began in 1890.
We don’t respect you. We don’t fear you. We sometimes lose to you, but mostly when we shoot ourselves in the foot. We try to hate you, but hate requires mutual respect, and again, lacking respect for you, the best we can muster is ennui.
We respect USC. We respect Oklahoma. We respect Texas. We even respect Michigan.
But we don’t respect Penn State. And we probably never will.
by Glory of the Going on Nov 3, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
"We don't fear you"
If that were really true, you wouldn’t be here trying to justify to yourself how your football program is somehow superior to ours.
You’re nervous about this game Saturday. And you should be.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
by 06Lion on Nov 3, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You don’t have to respect us. The recent history says that the last four meetings have been split, and the winner has won the Big Ten. Your Heisman winners from ‘20-’99 or whenever they were won’t help you Saturday. Ask ND about that.
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Nov 3, 2009 7:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Oooooo! He doesn't respect us!
You’re an internet troll. No one gives a shit about your opinion.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 3, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Was Terrelle Pryor one of those 7 guys you mentioned?
No?! Oh, well damn. I guess that really has no bearing on the upcoming game then. Too bad about that. Good luck anyway.
by jimbo2psu on Nov 3, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's play compare and contrast
with results on the field, and no media perception (but hey, apparently you guys are really celebrating that Preseason Big Ten Player of the Year Award, too).
I’ll give you a little homework assignment:
Which team has more undefeated seasons?
Which team has more wins since JoePa became head coach?
Which team has more wins in the head to head matchup? (Note, this may be considered a trick question, but still illustrates my point of how valid all your media given awards are worth)
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"But we don’t respect Penn State. "
There’s only one way to learn respect. Once lesson isn’t enough for some morons. Maybe two whuppin’s will teach you.
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
by showtime on Nov 3, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Tradition doesn't win this season's game:
“You’re going to hear all about Notre Dame tradition, and you know what? It doesn’t mean a thing unless Knute Rockne leaps out of the ground and tackles you.” -Joe Paterno
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
by NJ lion on Nov 3, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You thought you hit the big time....
When ESPN camera’s were on campus, but then you found out they were covering all your convict activity. WE.ARE…..STATE.PENN!
by BuckeyeSki on Nov 3, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
"convict activity"
HAHAHAHA. Pot, may I introduce you to my friend, Kettle?
Somebody please tell me this guy is a Penn State fan in disguise, trolling the board to kick up emotions. Because I find it hard to believe there are OSU fans stupid enough to critique the legal issues of another program.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
by 06Lion on Nov 3, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Outside The Lines...
Never did a special on our team’s legal “issues” superfan
by BuckeyeSki on Nov 3, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding?
Because I know my local news always does news specials on the sky being blue or the earth being round.
No kidding they don’t do one on OSU. Because it’s just a generally accepted fact across college football that OSU doesn’t exactly produce quality human beings. Maurice Claurett ring a bell?
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
by 06Lion on Nov 3, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
exactly
the whole reason this was a “story” was that the lily white PSU program had a few smudges. Of course ESPN didn’t bother to cite how many convictions or guilty pleas there were, just the number of charges (sure the fact that there were any is a problem, but oh well, we had a few months with a few bad apples. Not gonna defend it, but it is water under the bridge at this point)
by The JuggerNitt on Nov 3, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No only a giant spread in ESPN the magazine from Mr. Clarett
With a coach that left YSU riddled with NCAA sancations.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Nov 3, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"Outside The Lines Never did a special on our team’s legal "issues" superfan"
Yeah, but Carl Monday did.
by Bob Sacamano on Nov 4, 2009 10:13 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Mike Cooper nods in solemn agreement
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Nov 4, 2009 11:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, have you been in a basement for three years? A JoePa is old joke and a reference to OTL? We have to reply with something about Clarett by ’06 Internet law, correct?
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Nov 3, 2009 7:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Swing by the WHAC and take a look at what you'll never have...
by BuckeyeSki on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Geez, you are a BIG DEAL!
why don’t you just suck your own *ock and get it over with.
by penntatefan on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhh is that the trophy they gave to the 2009 Buckeyes???
It’s NOT?! Well damn, I guess that has absolutely no bearing on the game coming up this Saturday either then. You have an equal chance of winning this Saturday with or without that shiny thing from 2002. Does that still make you feel better?
by jimbo2psu on Nov 3, 2009 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
OMG we've NEVER seen one of those...Oooo, ahhh...
Ohio State is for poor people.
by NoLimitLion1 on Nov 3, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE!!!!!
can i get that with a side of arm punt and a loss to a 1-5 Purdue, please?
by Hamulus on Nov 3, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
does that thing have nachos like that basketball trophy does?
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
by showtime on Nov 3, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
One title in the past 50 years
Could have swore we have 2 in that time….
by Tailgate Shogun on Nov 3, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
THINGS FROM A LONG TIME AGO MATTER
ESPECIALLY IN THIS SEASONS FOOTBALL GAMES!
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Nov 3, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon...i love this guy
BuckeyeSki says:
11/03/2009 at 5:35pmI CANT STAND State Penn. They’re old ass coach, who doesn’t even really coach, they’re lame ass uniforms, the whole "We are….Penn State!" no…. You are….Usually Bad!’ All this talk about tOSU dragging the B11 thru the mud…please they got waxed by USC worse than we did. All their former/current players with their criminal records. In conclusion, and I apologize for this ahead of time
FUCK PENN STATE!
found this gem at 11 Warriors and their hate.
but seriously. our chant is bad? you spell a four letter word, that begins and ends with the same letter. when you move to complete sentences, we’ll be impressed by your chant.
we got waxed by U$C worse than Tosu? let’s recap the scores from last year and do some simple math:
U$C 35 – Tosu 3 = 32
U$C 38 – PSU 24= 14
there’s that Tosu edumacation again. during the 2007 game, i sat next to a nice Tosu fan. my friends and i were telling him all this stuff about PSU, Tosu, and this gentleman pointed out that he was learning a lot that night. my response:
“that’s what happens when you come to Penn State, you get an education”
"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"
by amandakt on Nov 3, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Officials
And, I bet that you let the officials that called that bogus Pass Interference call come in and kiss it, don’t you?
by PABroncofan on Nov 4, 2009 3:19 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Subcommodante Wayne?
Is that you?
Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.
by WestPointLion on Nov 4, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Did Rambler get a bunch of new accounts and is messing with us?
Seriously, these guys are actually more insecure than the Michigan fans were leading up to that game. Hilarious.
by PSUinBOSSton on Nov 3, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rambler is quiet. It frightens me
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...
by letsgopsu on Nov 3, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It's not me
I could never do as good a job as these insecure freaks are doing.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 3, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I didn't know if you were programmed with an insecurity simulator or not.
But really, I am amazed by the insecurity. “OMGGGGGeeee they did a(nother for the Nth opponent in a row- oops, we’ll ignore this part) hate post, WE ARE ENTITLED TO OUR PERCEPTION OF THE PRESTIGE OF THIS CONFERENCE.” Yawn, I am really glad we are a new addition tot his conference and don’t have the look down our noses approach to membership. Before this I would have said Michigan was worse about it, but they did not display this same threatened feeling at all.
by PSUinBOSSton on Nov 3, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
OMG
this has got to be the funniest thing ever! i’m litterally doing my own Cryor impression and tearing up reading these comments!!!
"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"
by amandakt on Nov 3, 2009 9:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The beacon of wisdom, Lendale White
I believe this modern Thomas Jefferson said it best when he said “Ohio State sucks.”
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
by 06Lion on Nov 3, 2009 9:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The only way LenWhale could be a bigger douchea is if he said "THE USC"
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 3, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Gradulations Buckeyes
Cairo has been running this series for a month now. You’re officially the first fanbase to come in here and make asses of yourselves over it.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Nov 3, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
THEIR HATE MAKES ME STRONGER
(to borrow a line from RR)
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
by dmoney350z on Nov 3, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No, no
It’s “YOUR HATE FUELS ME”.
America needs farmers.
by Bad Rambler on Nov 3, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Tosu
after three freaking long years in Columbus (wonderful city, except the whole Tosu thing) and dealing with Buckeyes, i do not need to pretend to hate these guys. i loathe them. and worse, the vast majority of their fans (there are a couple awesome ones)
these people would make my life absolute crap on football weekends. they totally destroyed Hang on Sloopy for me. the greatest days in my 3 yrs:
1.) the FUMBLE
2.)Tosu losing that first National Championship
3.)Tosu losing the basketball NC
4.)Tosu losing the 3rd NC in 12 months
however, i do have to give them props for making me a big PSU fan. i used to be one of those “come in after the 1st quarter student” fans. now i’m there as soon as the gates, scream the whole time, til the clock strikes 0:00 and the Blue Band does their schpiel fans. so thank you for that.
"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"
by amandakt on Nov 3, 2009 9:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i think this might be appropriate
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
by tseyb_06 on Nov 3, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
+1
"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"
by amandakt on Nov 3, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yes, drink up.
all of it. doesn’t it taste good. i bet it does. MMMMmmm. now, sleep. sleep. that’s it. OK, we’re done here.
"They stalk their prey to within two or three great leaps and then launch a lightning-fast charge, striking their prey. Victims are most often killed by suffocation with a prolonged bite..."--Hinterland Who's Who
by afields16 on Nov 4, 2009 10:05 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
dammit
i missed all the fun!!
We decide when you hear the snap count...
by thedrizzle on Nov 3, 2009 10:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
On a happy note.
I just saw myself (and Tailgate Shogun) on the Penn State Football Story.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 3, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"And since when are they a 'the'?"
We’re twice the ‘the’ they ever were.
/futurama’d
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Nov 4, 2009 7:37 AM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
ThankYou BSD
I only make 1 game a year, and this site adds excitement to this game tenfold, the only emotion greater than my love for PSU is now my hate for tO$U
Because it's a Bowl Game!!
-My wife when asked why she didn't tell me she was having contractions Jan. 1 2007
by Grainey on Nov 4, 2009 8:22 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
You know, if this were horse racing, they WOULD be better
At 7-2, tOSU, sired by Sweater Vest with Unnecessarily Smug, is the morning line favorite, with PSU going off at 8-1.
I’m not saying, I’m just saying. Maybe some more logically sound arguments for the already stated, clearly valid talking points above.
by PSUJunny05 on Nov 4, 2009 11:13 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
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Art Schlichter
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"I'm not affraid to compete"
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by QBsneak12 on Nov 4, 2009 1:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Wow...that is classic
Although one of our guys killed someone right?
Still 2 vs 1…we WIN.
I am not sure why OSU fans get all fired up, yeah college FB is awesome but get a life.
I was in CLE last week…the entire state just blows so that is why they are mad I guess?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, GUIDO
by SweepTheLeg on Nov 4, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
just wait for lebron to "Leave the Cleav" and go to NYC
there will be no reason for Ohio as a state to exist
We decide when you hear the snap count...
by thedrizzle on Nov 4, 2009 4:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Canton is pretty cool. Other than that…yeah.
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Nov 4, 2009 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You didn't like Cleveland?
I kinda dug it. Brutus fans aside.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
by jtothep on Nov 5, 2009 12:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
You were linked on EDSBS. Gradulations.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 5, 2009 12:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
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