When You've Lost The Redneck Rocker
You've lost all of central Ohio, my friends.
The Redneck Rocker Returns To Address Ohio State Vs Penn State (via RedneckRockerTV)
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And shame on whomever is giving this guy one-star ratings!
This is pure gold, as always.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 6, 2009 11:45 AM EST reply actions
Gold, Jerry. Gold!
I am so glad I watched this entire thing.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
That should be your tagline.
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!" - Mugatu
by Captain Hairdo on Nov 6, 2009 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
This just made me feel awkward...
but it is the internet at its finest.
"Victory without honor is an unseasoned dish. It might fill you up, but it won't taste good" - Joe Paterno
wait a second...we're too country?!?
Still, I didn’t disagree with anything he said.
I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.
by spakajewia on Nov 6, 2009 12:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
He's the Big Ten's Kige Ramsey
Only angrier and dumber. And therefore, more WINNAR.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 6, 2009 12:19 PM EST reply actions
I wish I could insert a poll (TWSS) into the comments, but which is thicker/wider?
1. The soul-patch, landing-strip-on-his-chin thingy.
2. His upper arms.
3. The spindles on his mom’s stairway railing.
4. The gaps between his teeth.
Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater
by NittanyTide on Nov 6, 2009 12:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Oh thank GOD
He’s skipping JoePa’s house on his nightmare delivery route. I don’t know what we’d do if the Redneck Rocker was coming for Joe.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
I wouldnt worry about Joe
I’m pretty sure he could take the Redneck Rocker.
by scotty2hotty89 on Nov 6, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
He is smarter than Mark May
If you live in Ohio, you are a loser. Its that simple.
by SweepTheLeg on Nov 6, 2009 12:45 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
That is one ugly dude
And you know he is sitting on his mom’s steps.
No. 2—You are so lucky he barely fumbled the ball PSU fans.
Whoops, didn't see this comment when I posted the one below...
but, I was thinking the same thing.
"HEY MOM!!!"
“…HOW ’BOUT THAT MEATLOAF!!?”
( “what’s she doing back there…I never know what she’s doinggggg???”)
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Nov 6, 2009 2:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
What an IDIOT!
Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater
I found this gem today
Someone posted this on a Big Ten Football forum I frequent. Let me know if you understand what’s going on…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lTtKThu8k&feature=sdig&et=1257502901.66
I think it's a pretty cool video
it was better than the sicko rocker. But only three Buckeyes made pedictions. Must be the first O picked Penn State, so they banned him!
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
A guaranteed win
Tressel is going to have mercy on JoePa so he doesn’t have a stroke. How kind!
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
I find it hillarious that Matt Stafford can be found in the archives
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 6, 2009 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Rock on dude!
This guy is only funny because he is so serious. I hope his mom has rug cleaner…This is another Buckeye who is cra**** his pants this week.
:-)
Peter
Ohio
While were at it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr3ftmvO7Oc
Also, the Cleveland videos are gold Jerry, gold!
HateHateHateHateHateHate
Nothing says Badass
like pictures with women who are paid to smile and have their picture taken with you.
by larchlion on Nov 6, 2009 6:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Are you saying Redneck Rocker paid these women???? THEY PAID RR!
If you live in Ohio, you are a loser. Its that simple.
Hmm.
This line jumped to 5.5 points rather quickly.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST reply actions
Wait, are we favored?
I don’t remember
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 6, 2009 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but barely
If you take out the 3 point home field advantage, we are essentially favored by a FG.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
weird
always keep expecting to see a gun rack behind him. or a talking fish.
whichever.
Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance

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