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When You've Lost The Redneck Rocker

You've lost all of central Ohio, my friends.

The Redneck Rocker Returns To Address Ohio State Vs Penn State (via RedneckRockerTV)


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And shame on whomever is giving this guy one-star ratings!

This is pure gold, as always.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 6, 2009 11:45 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Gold, Jerry. Gold!

I am so glad I watched this entire thing.

"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza

by NJ lion on Nov 6, 2009 2:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit, he's drinking Mountain Dew

What a tough guy.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 6, 2009 11:49 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

i thought tough guys only drank faygo?

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 6, 2009 11:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That should be your tagline.

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!" - Mugatu

by Captain Hairdo on Nov 6, 2009 2:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This just made me feel awkward...

but it is the internet at its finest.

"Victory without honor is an unseasoned dish. It might fill you up, but it won't taste good" - Joe Paterno

by MilroyBoozer on Nov 6, 2009 12:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

wait a second...we're too country?!?

Still, I didn’t disagree with anything he said.

I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.

by spakajewia on Nov 6, 2009 12:09 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I so want to be his Facebook friend

Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...

by letsgopsu on Nov 6, 2009 12:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

He's the Big Ten's Kige Ramsey

Only angrier and dumber. And therefore, more WINNAR.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 6, 2009 12:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I wish I could insert a poll (TWSS) into the comments, but which is thicker/wider?

1. The soul-patch, landing-strip-on-his-chin thingy.
2. His upper arms.
3. The spindles on his mom’s stairway railing.
4. The gaps between his teeth.

Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater

by NittanyTide on Nov 6, 2009 12:24 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Oh thank GOD

He’s skipping JoePa’s house on his nightmare delivery route. I don’t know what we’d do if the Redneck Rocker was coming for Joe.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Nov 6, 2009 12:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I wouldnt worry about Joe

I’m pretty sure he could take the Redneck Rocker.

by scotty2hotty89 on Nov 6, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He is smarter than Mark May

If you live in Ohio, you are a loser. Its that simple.

by SweepTheLeg on Nov 6, 2009 12:45 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Guy is right, what else can you say?

by gnuf on Nov 6, 2009 12:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That is one ugly dude

And you know he is sitting on his mom’s steps.

No. 2—You are so lucky he barely fumbled the ball PSU fans.

by psu on Nov 6, 2009 12:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

"HEY MOM!!!"

“…HOW ’BOUT THAT MEATLOAF!!?”

( “what’s she doing back there…I never know what she’s doinggggg???”)

" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009

by BlueWhiteLife on Nov 6, 2009 2:04 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

he does make a good point

the domers ARE crap…

We decide when you hear the snap count...

by thedrizzle on Nov 6, 2009 1:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I found this gem today

Someone posted this on a Big Ten Football forum I frequent. Let me know if you understand what’s going on…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lTtKThu8k&feature=sdig&et=1257502901.66

by kmart93 on Nov 6, 2009 2:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I think it's a pretty cool video

it was better than the sicko rocker. But only three Buckeyes made pedictions. Must be the first O picked Penn State, so they banned him!

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi

by PaJoe on Nov 6, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This guy probably never got some many hits

If you live in Ohio, you are a loser. Its that simple.

by SweepTheLeg on Nov 6, 2009 2:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

A guaranteed win

Tressel is going to have mercy on JoePa so he doesn’t have a stroke. How kind!

"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza

by NJ lion on Nov 6, 2009 2:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Rock on dude!

This guy is only funny because he is so serious. I hope his mom has rug cleaner…This is another Buckeye who is cra**** his pants this week.
:-)

Peter

by psuboy on Nov 6, 2009 2:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ohio

While were at it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr3ftmvO7Oc
Also, the Cleveland videos are gold Jerry, gold!
HateHateHateHateHateHate

by Bob Sacamano on Nov 6, 2009 3:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Block O did not like it when I pointed out a spelling error on one of his/her posts

Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...

by letsgopsu on Nov 6, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing says Badass

like pictures with women who are paid to smile and have their picture taken with you.

by larchlion on Nov 6, 2009 6:36 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Are you saying Redneck Rocker paid these women???? THEY PAID RR!

If you live in Ohio, you are a loser. Its that simple.

by SweepTheLeg on Nov 6, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm.

This line jumped to 5.5 points rather quickly.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wait, are we favored?

I don’t remember

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 6, 2009 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but barely

If you take out the 3 point home field advantage, we are essentially favored by a FG.

Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."

by Roland86 on Nov 6, 2009 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

weird

always keep expecting to see a gun rack behind him. or a talking fish.

whichever.

Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance

by psudrozz on Nov 7, 2009 9:47 AM EST reply actions   0 recs


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