Yea, So.....Some Help, Yea, That Would Be Nice
Upon considering the options of a good webpage to create for my web site design class I came down to three topics
Zug,
Zug,
Bacon and Zug,
Tall, hot women with balls (get your mind out of the gutter, it's Penn State's womens volleyball)
and finally Zug
After spending countless hours trying to explain to my teachers the importance of Zug, I got nowhere.
So, we reasoned and decided that I would create a fully functional, epic web page devoted entirely to Penn State football. Any quotes, team history, or otherwise amazing information on Penn State football would be greatly apprecited.
Yea, So......Some Help, Yea, That Would Be Nice
Zug
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So...
Should we do this kids homework for him or not?
I say let's rock the Orange Bowl, because nobody will remember in five years anyway.
Right after we have a nice memorial service for all the Zug jokes...
It about time we lay them to rest.
by VVeRPennState on Dec 14, 2009 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
We haven't had any Zug jokes in months, have we?
"Andrew Jones....SEND IT IN, BIG FELLA!" - Bill Raftery, 4/2/09
by ReadingRambler on Dec 14, 2009 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
endless bickering between Mr. Rosewater and ReadingRambler from last summer
was a very important part of Penn State football history.
by Mr. Rosewater on Dec 14, 2009 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
I believe all nouns are capitalized in German
I don’t remember fully, however – it’s been nearly a decade since I last had a class in German…
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Genau
All things are capitalized in German.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
The one in the middle looks like Michael Schumacher in a dress
Disturbing.
"Jeff Brooks....OHHHH! haHA!" - Gus Johnson
by ReadingRambler on Dec 17, 2009 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Umm, that sounds right
"Jeff Brooks....OHHHH! haHA!" - Gus Johnson
by ReadingRambler on Dec 17, 2009 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
No Rambler we haven't
In fact the last Zug related post was our war between Man-Gods of Boone and Zug from earlier in the season. The Zug jokes have faded, but I still use His name as a way around cursing, or calling someone a blasphemer for criticizing him, etc. which I don’t really consider a “Zug joke”.
Are you kidding me? In this economy?
I’ll do it for $15 and a hamburger.
"Andrew Jones....SEND IT IN, BIG FELLA!" - Bill Raftery, 4/2/09
by ReadingRambler on Dec 14, 2009 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
That's $15 More
Than the Tennesse Three (Kiffin’s Notorious Bandits) got from their armed robbery in knoxville!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
by SouthernMan on Dec 14, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
So, we reasoned and decided that I would create a fully functional, epic web page devoted entirely to Penn State football.
You should call it “Black Shoe Diaries”.
You can have a guy called “Mike” to be the moderator, and invent people called “RUTS” and “Kevin HD” to help run the site and write content.
I think it will be a big hit!
Let me know how it goes.
"Every player we have, someone—maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone—poured their life and soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world." - Joe Paterno
I was just about to post that
I swear he set that up intentionally.
"Andrew Jones....SEND IT IN, BIG FELLA!" - Bill Raftery, 4/2/09
by ReadingRambler on Dec 14, 2009 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
I don't have the energy, so...
[INSERT CLEVERLY WORDED AND TITLED RECOUNT OF FAKE PSU FOOTBALL HISTORY]
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
Ooooh, oooh, I know, I know....
The coach is a Italiano ometto from Brooklyn. I hear he made tenure. Some call him a mammalucca. Some call his son a mezza finnocio. He likes to scazzotˡtare an i capelli rossi scemo from Irlanda on the sidelines. They call him JoePa.
I've no idea what "mezza finnocio" means, but I like the sound of it
"Andrew Jones....SEND IT IN, BIG FELLA!" - Bill Raftery, 4/2/09
by ReadingRambler on Dec 14, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
It means...
Half a fag. Like in Goodfellas… Sonny Bunz: But I’m worried, I mean, I’m hearin’ all kinds a @%#%$^’ bad things. I mean he’s treating me like I’m a @^#%’ half-a-fag or somethin’.
goodfellas was a great flick
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. "
George S Patton
by psu in the w-b on Dec 14, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Here's what you do
Tell you’re prof you’ll work on it and hand it in at the end of the semester. Then do nothing, and at the end of the semester send them to this link.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Dec 14, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Great Plan
Unless the prof has heard of BSD. Then he’s screwed.
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by Adam Bittner on Dec 15, 2009 7:39 AM EST up reply actions
Some call
JayPa…are you sure that’s what some people call him !?

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