Capital One Bowl Unveils New Statue
by Pentimental on Dec 8, 2009 1:54 PM EST
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The Capital One Bowl unveiled it's 2010 Commemorative Statue, kicking off Black Shoe Diaries Hate Month. Florida Citrus Sports spokesmodel Citronella Sparks announced their confidence in historical repetition, "LSU has played Penn State on just one occasion in football. It was 36 seasons ago when the Tigers squared off against the Nittany Lions in the Orange Bowl. LSU, which had dropped its final two 1973 regular-season games to Alabama and Tulane, suffered a 16-9 defeat at the hands of Joe Paterno. Penn State has always been successful in the Sunshine State. We don't see a different result this time."
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was this...
…taken down then re-posted?
Anyway, +1 for awesomeness.
And to those that may say this is “crude”….LSU will be bringing much worse to the table this month, trust me.
What the hell is going in the lower left corner btw?
Yes
I posted two posts too quickly and was banned for “throttling”, then was reinstated when they realized I was live and not a Spambot.
JoePee is never crude.
The bottom left is a shout out to my kids.
That is crude
and using the ‘trust me they’ll do worse’ is a lame justification.
We are actually a pretty civil group and we have been very kind to the Penn Staters on our blog.
Good natured bantering is all well and good but that IS tastless and crude.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
C'mon
lighten up guy. Seriously. It’s all in good fun.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
I've already been
excoriated (strong word maybe) for calling an 83 year old man a vile name, i.e. ‘GrandPa’ – I think I can take exception to a photoshop of said 83 year old pissing on my coach.
Its no big deal though, I just though it was funny that hbeach08 justifies it by saying ‘trust me’ they will be worse as if he has some inside knowledge of LSU fans being barbaric or something.
I just wanted to make the point so they can’t cry foul about a lack of respect for their coach; they have officially pissed on ours, it can’t get any more disrespectful than that.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
"Excoriated"?
I apologize if I was too harsh. You must understand we get quite a few trolls here, so misunderstandings happen.
However, I find the term “excoriated” to be far, far too harsh in comparison to the punishment laid down upon trolls and spammers by members of this site.
"Andrew Jones....SEND IT IN, BIG FELLA!" - Bill Raftery, 4/2/09
by ReadingRambler on Dec 8, 2009 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
I said
strong word maybe, I just have to use up all my big words.
Let me try again, I received a mild, yet somewhat irritated rebuke for calling an 83 year old man ‘grandPa’… Better?
Our trolls wear crimson.
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
You do realize...
Mr. Mason Dixon that rebuke is a synonym of excoriate. You can castigate me, as I am the photo manipulator. Please admit that Miles in Gatorade looks eerily just like a victim of a warm, pungent shower. He was the inspiration. Your best retribution, no revanche, no guerdon would be a barrage, no a fusillade, no a cannonade of JoePa photoshops.
Gosh.
That’s a veritable plethora of wild verbiage you unleashed there.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Dec 11, 2009 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
the biggest objection to JoePa is old jokes are that they are unoriginal and overdone. Also, in my personal experience of living in SEC country for 10 years, the only thing Florida fans can ever come up with.
We expect you to do better than THEM
HATEHATEHATEHATE
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...
What else
Can you say about the guy? He has won more games than anyone, most teams-including us-have been through double digit coaches during the time he’s been at PSU and I think he has a couple of rings.
No disrespect here.
Florida fans on the other hand are too stupid to have respect. They caught the SEC (us in particular) down in the last two years and made the most of it. After the ‘Crysman Trophy’ winner leaves they will have no one to worship and will not know what to do when they get punk’d by Kiffin and turned to Tiger Bait by LSU next year.
Speaking of Tiger Bait, you know the deal, right?
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
THAT
IS FUNNY, I don’t care who you are!!!
You guys are great with all the graphics around here.
How about one of you photoshoppers create a Tebow ‘crysman trophy’ image for me? I’d pay for that!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
The legendary LSUFreek has already done so
"Andrew Jones....SEND IT IN, BIG FELLA!" - Bill Raftery, 4/2/09
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2009 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
I think we're afraid Jesus will strike us down
by Mr. Rosewater on Dec 9, 2009 3:14 AM EST up reply actions
LOL
I think he’ll be OK with it.
He is obviously not backing them at this point, contrary to some people’s belief, Saban IS NOT better than God or his son!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Thank you Sir, may I have another!
Actually this one will do fine.
I think Florida fans will call this the ‘Praysman’ though!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!
Also
nothing is more fun than a good game of “where’s Tater”, please play along!
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...
not barbaric...
…just obnoxious, and yes at times, crude.
Maybe you aren’t aware, but LSU has a bit of a national reputation of being drunk, wild and obnoxious. Certainly this is not an issue with LSU only, but it seems the Bayou Bengal folks take it to another level.
Hello Pot!
You damn skippy son!
Maybe you aren’t aware, but LSU has a bit of a national reputation of being drunk, wild and obnoxious. Certainly this is not an issue with LSU only, but it seems the Bayou Bengal folks take it to another level.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
Eeeww.......
Pretty graphic shot of a Tiger Toe there.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Dec 11, 2009 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
I was thinking does this deserve 1 rec or 2 recs?
Then I saw the hidden Tate Forcier.
+2
"Andrew Jones....SEND IT IN, BIG FELLA!" - Bill Raftery, 4/2/09
lol, I just found Tate
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark, The Penn State Football Story Is...
That is Golden
Just Golden
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
LULZ
^^ from an LSU fan.
Gregatron is not responsible for any of the crap he just wrote.
St. Louis vegetarian blog
was gonna say
at his age, he should be dripping like Mr. Coffee
by Mr. Rosewater on Dec 8, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that's great and all...
But I will rec any picture with Tate hidden somewhere.
"Andrew Jones....SEND IT IN, BIG FELLA!" - Bill Raftery, 4/2/09
by ReadingRambler on Dec 8, 2009 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
laughing at work is so akward
i much prefer laughing while home and unemployed…
wait…no…i don’t
We decide when you hear the snap count...
You think she knows you can't actually drink orange juice that way?
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Dec 9, 2009 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
for some reason when i see this
i imagine a dave chappelle character going, “g’on girl…suck that orange dry.”
dave chappelle as bing crosby maybe?
We decide when you hear the snap count...
Blonde. 'Nuff said.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Dec 11, 2009 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
She was named...
…after a bug repelling candle? And where are the corndog jokes???
"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."
Like Phoebe Snow...
The woman in white who used to promote riding on the “clean” Lackawanna Railroad steam trains back in the day.
When we were recruiting Terrell Pryor we always hoped he'd help us take down Ohio State... and he did!
I don't think Joe is that small *wink*
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
An 82 year old Italian guy? Really?
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Dec 10, 2009 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Please just let it go
Let’s pretend like this never happened.
"Andrew Jones....SEND IT IN, BIG FELLA!" - Bill Raftery, 4/2/09
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
Some things you can't un-read.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Dec 10, 2009 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
I hate you for posting this
"Andrew Jones....SEND IT IN, BIG FELLA!" - Bill Raftery, 4/2/09
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
more then the STB picture?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Yes, without question
"Andrew Jones....SEND IT IN, BIG FELLA!" - Bill Raftery, 4/2/09
by ReadingRambler on Dec 10, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
Yea she's ok.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Dec 10, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
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