So I kinda like Bill Simmons' writing and I just learned some others think he's a douche. I kinda think David Jones is a douche, while others kinda like him. So, to douche or not to douche: Jones vs. Simmons in the octagon. Please make liberal use of comments to support your assertions or debunk the tastes and preferences of your friends, colleagues, enemies. Extra credit and possibly a Rec (or, dare we?: a siren) to the most disparaging counterargument posted. Let's get it on!