ShamPOW
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 30, 2009 1:44 PM EDT
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PrintI don't know if I should be posting it here, because it is only very loosely related to Penn State sports, but since during the NIT run we've seen the ShamWOW commercials probably 100 times I felt the need to inform you guys. I hate to bump relevant posts off the main page, though, so I will take it down if need be.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
First off, Vince is 44? No friggen way. Second off, he needs to pay to get tail? I'd have to imagine there are some girls out there that would get with him just for the novelty factor. Third off, you think for $1000 she wouldn't try to bite off your tongue...that's some freaky $#!T.
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I think Buggy posted this in his open thread
NunesMagician also posted a FanPost about it.
One of the comments:
"This Pimp hand is made in Germany, so you know it’s good"
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
ah, I haven't gone through the open threads yet
was sans internet all weekend, and the open threads usually take a bit of time ;-)
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 30, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Slap Chop is better
He says “You’re going to love my nuts!”
JoePa in '09
In one the forums I go to
They posted this story, and someone said “He should have gone for the German hooker”.
Hah.
Amazing make up job
for the ShamWow commercial. The dude looks like he went on the Keith Richards diet. I love that at the end of the story TSG.com mentions the products and MSRP for said products.
"You are a tenacious little monkey!"
So..
I guess he was serious in the commerical that “he couldn’t do this all day” meaning he needed time to bitch slap hookers…got it….SHAM WOW!
PSU Softball
He he he
Her shirt is on backwards. And inside out.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
As They Say........
you pay them to go away, not for the sex.
Eric Watters Atlanta, Ga.
"If you hear Ric Flair is in town......WHOOOOO........you KNOW things are takin' place".
Ric Flair
How come
Nobody commented “He’s Hot!” or “She’s Hot!” You don’t need to answer that…I think I know the answer
Update!
Now with Hooker Mugshot Goodness!
Apparently the previously shown photos were from prior arrests for this hooker. The link above is her, post-Slap-Chopping. Pretty brutal.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
i may have missed something
but why do we care? how is this loosely related to PSU? just curious.
and i completely agree w/ the McNulty comment. i thought the same thing.
"You can't spell Nittany without NIT!"
if you've followed any of the NIT open threads
there are usually a number of comments about the very numerous ShamWOW commercials (I swear they accounted for like 50% of overall commercial airtime).
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 31, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Nobody really cares
But he’s a jerk. He was on 50% of the commercials the other night. Even Colin Cowherd on ESPN spent 10-15 minutes making a mockery of Sham Wow
my only thoughts
A) where have all the attractive hookers gone; long are the days since the “Milk Money” hooker
B) if she cost a grand, I’d hate to see how much an attractive hooker costs.
For the glory
Thank you sir
For making me laugh out loud in class at 8 am. Nice Milk Money reference.
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 31, 2009 7:57 AM EDT up reply actions
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