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Son Of Threadageddon: Cornley's Revenge

Please Jamelle, don't hurt 'em.

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"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Cornley

will whoop Harangirls @$$

by cmdpsu15 on Mar 31, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I was hoping for THREADAGEDDON 2: THE CORNLEYING

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.

Noli nothis permittere te terere.

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Compromise.

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"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on guys, close it out

I DO NOT want to post kittens

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Cornley counted to infinity - twice.

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright

Let’s score points on the possession, not just use up the clock and heave a three

Let's Go State!

by Gopher Broke on Mar 31, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on boys...

this makes me nervous

“not their first rodeo”? Hehe

by PSUWifey on Mar 31, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

ASSASSIN in the batters circle

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

The announcers remind me of watching a football game with my great uncles.

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.

Noli nothis permittere te terere.

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

This feels like Florida

I think they’ll close it out

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

a bit

All your base are belong to JoePa.

by mushdamma on Mar 31, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

Cornley looks pissed! Stay calm, people!

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Joepa just can't wait to hit the NYC bars

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I had a bad feeling after Cornley's shove of Harangody

That it would light a fire under ND’s asses…

http://www.happyhourvalley.com/

by Tim Aydin on Mar 31, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow..we're 2-16 on 3-balls

it’s amazing we’re winning this thing

by mfounds67 on Mar 31, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

ticky tack

good, let’s get some points

by Nick G 19 on Mar 31, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

ND to the line…

http://www.happyhourvalley.com/

by Tim Aydin on Mar 31, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

i got a bad feeling

Black Shoe Diaries
I BLAME IOWA.

by KevinHD on Mar 31, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Ditto

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.

Noli nothis permittere te terere.

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

the Oscar goes to….

by cmdpsu15 on Mar 31, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, he gets a 2-minute minor for embellishment right?

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.

Noli nothis permittere te terere.

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHA

I actually saw that get called in a college game last spring. It was hilarious!

"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."

by bconway6 on Mar 31, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me thinks

Free throw shooting will be important. . .

by Nittany SeaLion on Mar 31, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

We're f**ked

http://www.happyhourvalley.com/

by Tim Aydin on Mar 31, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Still early

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeez

About time…Time to play some D

http://www.happyhourvalley.com/

by Tim Aydin on Mar 31, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

CORNLEY SMASH GIRLS

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

This is Melle's time

We’re not losing.

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

senior time

 - he’ll leave it all out there.

by Nittany SeaLion on Mar 31, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't

piss off the Melle. He will pwn you.

by cmdpsu15 on Mar 31, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna be pissed

and I’m drinking all Mike’s beer while he’s away

by PSUWifey on Mar 31, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

These hilton basketball comercials are retarded

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

For some reason, I love them.

Even if there are only two versions of it, played on a constant loop.

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"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

CORNLEY SMASH MIKE BREY

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, before I forget

PUCKER PUCKER PUCKER

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

With modern technology

It cracks me up that they still have to use those small monitors on the TV from 1984.

by STU Boy on Mar 31, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw, crap.

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"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Free throws, who needs them

they are for sissies

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Harangirly

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

AJ III

Nice offensive board and drawing the foul…

http://www.happyhourvalley.com/

by Tim Aydin on Mar 31, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Late in the game

He’s become money on the line

by BSD on Mar 31, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

when the and-one doesn't fall

I’ve come to let it hurt even worse than it should.

Black Shoe Diaries
I BLAME IOWA.

by KevinHD on Mar 31, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Nash got ball on that one.

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Black Shoe Diaries

"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

money

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jones was the key guy late against MSU...

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

AJ III = CLUTCH

http://www.happyhourvalley.com/

by Tim Aydin on Mar 31, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

2-for-3

Jones for game and season (stats rule)

by Aaron PSU on Mar 31, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez, now they learn to shoot.

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.

Noli nothis permittere te terere.

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

SMASH

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Great pass by Battle, great finish by Cornley.

http://www.happyhourvalley.com/

by Tim Aydin on Mar 31, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last Timeout

For the Domers

Let's Go State!

by Gopher Broke on Mar 31, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

no more time outs

for ND

"You can't spell Nittany without NIT!"

by amandakt on Mar 31, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

here comes the three of the pass…

Black Shoe Diaries
I BLAME IOWA.

by KevinHD on Mar 31, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

PUCKERING

All your base are belong to JoePa.

by mushdamma on Mar 31, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

PENN STATE!!!

"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."

by bconway6 on Mar 31, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

ditto

"You can't spell Nittany without NIT!"

by amandakt on Mar 31, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might have to buy a Melle Cornley jersey

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

battle in 2 years

is the most exciting player ever to play for PSU

and I loved Crispin

by Nick G 19 on Mar 31, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOO

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

shot clock violation for nd

by tseyb_06 on Mar 31, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

woooo wooooooo!

Black Shoe Diaries
I BLAME IOWA.

by KevinHD on Mar 31, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

they are cheering

for russ rose. women’s volleyball baby

I blame Iowa.

by raimman on Mar 31, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

PUCKER

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

No follow through on Battle's foul shots, I learned that in HS.

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

1:27

let’s get out of here with the W

by Nick G 19 on Mar 31, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Did anyone comment that Joe...

kept calling the announcer Rafferty, instead of Raftery? lol

by mfounds67 on Mar 31, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

If they can sell Penn State Salsa

they should be able to sell tapes of Joe Paterno calling the Blue-White Games (very similar to tonight).

by Aaron PSU on Mar 31, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

who do you get those #2 patches?

Black Shoe Diaries
I BLAME IOWA.

by KevinHD on Mar 31, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm doing your job.

Lead is 23% safe before these FT’s

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"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

40%

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"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

63% before AJ's FT's

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"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

84% after.

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"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

69%

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"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

“There are lies, damned lies, and percentages.”

- J.Cornley

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

100%!

As soon as AJ got that rebound.

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"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOO

that’s not a freakin foul!!

by Nick G 19 on Mar 31, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice!

I didn’t notice the wrapped shoulder till now.

by PSUWifey on Mar 31, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

ha!

Free throw shooting bites the Irish

by Nittany SeaLion on Mar 31, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Harangirl will bite your tongue for 1000$

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

THE NCAA IS TOO SMALL FOR JAMELLE CORNLEY

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

NCAA tournament, that is

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

11 point lead with 1:07 to go? I’m relaxing slightly

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.

Noli nothis permittere te terere.

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

why do we always do this?

wait until the lead is almost big enough and then foul?

Black Shoe Diaries
I BLAME IOWA.

by KevinHD on Mar 31, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

drama queens

"You can't spell Nittany without NIT!"

by amandakt on Mar 31, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

COME TO PENNNN STAATEEE

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

NODONNAHLINEBACKAME

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does the

last two minutes in basketball always take so long??!! This is driving me crazy!

For the glory

by Paige2PSU on Mar 31, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to buy a DVR?

Pausing live sports + Replay whenever + Minimized commercials = Good investment

by Aaron PSU on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Biggest drawback of Tivo

is not being able to pause the open thread!!!

"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."

by bconway6 on Mar 31, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is some funny stuff

left right

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, normally I don't think of this stuff

But seriously, I can’t watch this game. The last five times I popped in on one of my roommates watching this game, ND swooshes a three. What the hell.

by GreatScawt on Mar 31, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

You can't watch it now, it's over

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring on Baylor...

Psyched for Thursday night already!

http://www.happyhourvalley.com/

by Tim Aydin on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4dy_FUsRD0&feature=related

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

You know

There is JoPa, Russ R., Coquese W. all at the game….bet those fencing coaches are out recruiting in Sweden, Isreal and Brazil, all over. They want to keep the National Championship!

by PaJoe on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO WOO

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.

Noli nothis permittere te terere.

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!!!

I can go into work tomorrow and harass my boss!

I tried to bet him that if PSU won, he’d do my job for an hour. but he didn’t bite.

"You can't spell Nittany without NIT!"

by amandakt on Mar 31, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

what is your job

that 1 hour is such a terrible bet for him to take?

by The JuggerNitt on Mar 31, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

customer service

"You can't spell Nittany without NIT!"

by amandakt on Mar 31, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

man, some people just are too timid to bet "minor" things

I’m not a big gambler or anything, but 1 friggen hour? sheesh, what a whimp (or perhaps he just realized how awesome PSU is and how crappy ND was)

by The JuggerNitt on Mar 31, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that is why my boss wouldn't do my job

(i should mention the boss i’m mentioning is the District Veep…i know how to mess with big guns)

"You can't spell Nittany without NIT!"

by amandakt on Mar 31, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably she graduated from PSU with a soaptasting degree

At least its more practical than social studies

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

AJ3

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Mar 31, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet game

see you all Thursday night!

"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."

by bconway6 on Mar 31, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

The Earth angered Cornley, so he ate it

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno,

but I think we’re just going to kill Gaylor.

by Mr. Rosewater on Mar 31, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Can one of you brilliant techmonkies PLEASE make a gif of Mr. Cornley bumping into Harangirly during the timeout?

May no act of ours bring shame

by Sacked on Apr 1, 2009 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Just got back from NYC

Crazy atmosphere, ND never had a chance. JoePa spoke at the pep rally and had the quote of the night, “I saw three priests outside. I gave them my Rosary Beads and said, ‘Here take these, you’re gonna need them.’”

by blt on Apr 1, 2009 4:46 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

that is just fantastic!!

LMAO!!!

"You can't spell Nittany without NIT!"

by amandakt on Apr 1, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long live JoePa!!

"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza

by NJ lion on Apr 2, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

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