Son Of Threadageddon: Cornley's Revenge
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"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
I was hoping for THREADAGEDDON 2: THE CORNLEYING
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Compromise.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on guys, close it out
I DO NOT want to post kittens
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Cornley counted to infinity - twice.
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
Alright
Let’s score points on the possession, not just use up the clock and heave a three
Let's Go State!
ASSASSIN in the batters circle
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
The announcers remind me of watching a football game with my great uncles.
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
the momentum appears to have changed...
by smashtheguitar on Mar 31, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
This feels like Florida
I think they’ll close it out
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
YES
Cornley looks pissed! Stay calm, people!
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
Notre Dame = sleeps with giant women
they misspoke
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 31, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Joepa just can't wait to hit the NYC bars
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
I had a bad feeling after Cornley's shove of Harangody
That it would light a fire under ND’s asses…
http://www.happyhourvalley.com/
Wow..we're 2-16 on 3-balls
it’s amazing we’re winning this thing
Ditto
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It was still a foul, with a bunch of acting nonetheless
Let's Go State!
by Gopher Broke on Mar 31, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
So, he gets a 2-minute minor for embellishment right?
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Me thinks
Free throw shooting will be important. . .
by Nittany SeaLion on Mar 31, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Still early
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
This is Melle's time
We’re not losing.
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
senior time
- he’ll leave it all out there.
by Nittany SeaLion on Mar 31, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
These hilton basketball comercials are retarded
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
For some reason, I love them.
Even if there are only two versions of it, played on a constant loop.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
CORNLEY SMASH MIKE BREY
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
Send Brey back to Delaware...
He can re-unite with #7
Also, before I forget
PUCKER PUCKER PUCKER
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
With modern technology
It cracks me up that they still have to use those small monitors on the TV from 1984.
Aw, crap.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Free throws, who needs them
they are for sissies
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
Harangirly
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
when the and-one doesn't fall
I’ve come to let it hurt even worse than it should.
Black Shoe Diaries
I BLAME IOWA.
Nash got ball on that one.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
Jones was the key guy late against MSU...
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
Geez, now they learn to shoot.
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
SMASH
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
PENN STATE!!!
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
I might have to buy a Melle Cornley jersey
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Who are you pointing at?
the guy behind the emu?
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 31, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
battle in 2 years
is the most exciting player ever to play for PSU
and I loved Crispin
WHOO
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
they are cheering
for russ rose. women’s volleyball baby
I blame Iowa.
Do you guys think JoePa was getting in on the WE ARE...PENN STATE!!! chants?
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 31, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
Make. Your. Toll. Throws.
Let's Go State!
by Gopher Broke on Mar 31, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
PUCKER
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No follow through on Battle's foul shots, I learned that in HS.
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
Did anyone comment that Joe...
kept calling the announcer Rafferty, instead of Raftery? lol
If they can sell Penn State Salsa
they should be able to sell tapes of Joe Paterno calling the Blue-White Games (very similar to tonight).
I'm doing your job.
Lead is 23% safe before these FT’s
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
40%
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
63% before AJ's FT's
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
84% after.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
STOP
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
69%
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
“There are lies, damned lies, and percentages.”
- J.Cornley
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
100%!
As soon as AJ got that rebound.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on Mar 31, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
ha!
Free throw shooting bites the Irish
by Nittany SeaLion on Mar 31, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
Harangirl will bite your tongue for 1000$
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
THE NCAA IS TOO SMALL FOR JAMELLE CORNLEY
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
NCAA tournament, that is
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
11 point lead with 1:07 to go? I’m relaxing slightly
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
I'm reading that more like
Adam Sandler than JoePa with that spelling.
why do we always do this?
wait until the lead is almost big enough and then foul?
Black Shoe Diaries
I BLAME IOWA.
they trademarked the nickname "heart attack kids"
and so want to milk it for all it is worth
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 31, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
drama queens
"You can't spell Nittany without NIT!"
by amandakt on Mar 31, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
COME TO PENNNN STAATEEE
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
NODONNAHLINEBACKAME
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Why does the
last two minutes in basketball always take so long??!! This is driving me crazy!
For the glory
because we're winning
look at the bright side
Biggest drawback of Tivo
is not being able to pause the open thread!!!
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
Tony Jerrils, who gusty play won him the MVP
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
This is some funny stuff
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
OK, normally I don't think of this stuff
But seriously, I can’t watch this game. The last five times I popped in on one of my roommates watching this game, ND swooshes a three. What the hell.
You can't watch it now, it's over
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else on here going on Thursday?
Let's Go State!
by Gopher Broke on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4dy_FUsRD0&feature=related
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
You know
There is JoPa, Russ R., Coquese W. all at the game….bet those fencing coaches are out recruiting in Sweden, Isreal and Brazil, all over. They want to keep the National Championship!
WOO WOO
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
Yes!!!
I can go into work tomorrow and harass my boss!
I tried to bet him that if PSU won, he’d do my job for an hour. but he didn’t bite.
"You can't spell Nittany without NIT!"
what is your job
that 1 hour is such a terrible bet for him to take?
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 31, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
man, some people just are too timid to bet "minor" things
I’m not a big gambler or anything, but 1 friggen hour? sheesh, what a whimp (or perhaps he just realized how awesome PSU is and how crappy ND was)
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 31, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
and that is why my boss wouldn't do my job
(i should mention the boss i’m mentioning is the District Veep…i know how to mess with big guns)
"You can't spell Nittany without NIT!"
probably she graduated from PSU with a soaptasting degree
At least its more practical than social studies
This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.
16 points, 15 ribbies . . .
Jones the third is my hero tonight.
by Nittany SeaLion on Mar 31, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
Sweet game
see you all Thursday night!
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
The Earth angered Cornley, so he ate it

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Mar 31, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
Just got back from NYC
Crazy atmosphere, ND never had a chance. JoePa spoke at the pep rally and had the quote of the night, “I saw three priests outside. I gave them my Rosary Beads and said, ‘Here take these, you’re gonna need them.’”
by blt on Apr 1, 2009 4:46 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

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