Daryll Clark Ruptures Achilles Tendon
by BSD on Apr 1, 2009 7:00 AM EDT
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Ha!
For a second there I was actually looking forward to the idea of having a true freshman QB starting this year.
click the link my friend...
be easy.
by Dr Screenpass on Apr 1, 2009 7:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Totally
burned me. You ruined about 4 seconds of my morning before I clicked that link. Well played, sir.
Zug be with you.
And also with you.
You sly son of a bitch
You had for a few seconds.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
Seriously
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2009 7:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Seconded
Almost had a heart attack before I figured out it was April Fools Day
Live your life. Have fun. Do what you gotta do.
I got that bad news sinking feeling in my stomach
And then I remembered the date. But you had me for a minute
The "Fun Stuff" tag was a nice touch
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
After forwarding this to all my friends
I went down and got a cup of coffee, realizing I needed to wake up.
I was JUST about to forward it along
and then I remembered what day it was.
Still, for 20 seconds or so my pulse rate about tripled
by The JuggerNitt on Apr 1, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions
So what's the joke
The Daryll Clark headline or making us poor slobs watch/listen to the video hoping that there was a message “APRIL FOOLS!”
A silver lining in every dark cloud
Fredi may verbal for Penn State today. Here’s a vid of his best stuff.
what the f.....?
YouTube is really starting to weird me out with that massive collection of off the wall stuff on there…
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on Apr 1, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
it sucks to be any "real" news today
as one of my friends said, “if someone tells me their grandmother died today, that’s just too bad, cuz I’m not gonna believe them. They shouldn’t have died on April Fools day”
in related news: my all time favorite NON-April Fools Day joke: gmail. I remember when they announced that they were gonna give away 1 GB mail storage for free and I was like, “ha ha ha…April Fools”
by The JuggerNitt on Apr 1, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep
I think I can trust the “news” sites, but still not sure…
by Screen Name 20 on Apr 1, 2009 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND welcome
to April Fools’ Day.
And there I was checking the BSD for comments on the NIT win...
…and I see this. After picking my jaw off the floor, I think to myself “He got me with this one”… Well done. (Will someone please knock on Daryl’s door to make sure he’s okay?)
That's not cool.
Dick.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
Oh cheer up Jesse
Think of all the Ohio State and Michigan fans who got all excited after reading that headline.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Apr 1, 2009 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions
No coffee this morning
I was grumpy to begin with, and the lack of caffene made me a little slow on the April fools clues.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
Same here.
Not to mention that I’m pretty stressed at work and my mind was on other things, so my first reaction was ‘SWEET JESUS I HOPE KEVIN NEWSOME IS READY’ before I gathered myself.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on Apr 1, 2009 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions
No bullshit
I looked at the picture and thought “I’m gonna miss that fist pump.”
Then I clicked on the youtube link. Bastard.
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2009 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions
do you think he practices that fist pump?
or perhaps he was just stretching after he scored the TD in Wisconisn?
by The JuggerNitt on Apr 1, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn
After pulling all my pranks this morning, I should have been on alert. Touche salesman!
THAT'S NOT FRICKIN FUNNY
"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.
delayed awareness
my tear coated cheerios applaud you
Because it's a Bowl Game!!
-My wife when asked why she didn't tell me she was having contractions Jan. 1 2007
Do you know who you are writting for?
Really, you are an idiot. It wasn’t funny. Next year put it on an OSU blog I know you have connection there.
This prank...
was like when radio DJs say they are getting fired (on a Wednesday) only to come on the air the next Monday and say “hahaha, we got you good!”
PSU Softball
No, No, it's not!
It’s like the DJ saying the name of one of your loved ones, then saying they were killed in a car accident, then saying “April Fools!”
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Is it bad if I was encouraged
that our receivers caught 7 straight?
I was scared for a good 5 seconds and then remembered that I had just pulled an April Fool’s joke myself and was like… Ah!
Thanks for rickrolling us too.
When i first read..
the headline, i thought “i bet Pat Devlin wishes he didn’t jump ship now!”
is that wrong?
PSU Softball
Me too
I also got that “little bit of throw up in the back of my mouth” taste too. I immediately dropped us to the middle of the pack in the Big10 before I even clicked the link.
rson Wells would’ve thought this was funny. But I’m not looking for fun when I come to BSD damn it, I’m looking for News I can Trust! This is PSU football…this is serious business here. The fly by scene in Top Gun comes to mind.
by boston_zenos on Apr 1, 2009 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I love it!!!
I even emailed someone about it before clicking the link. Bastards :-)
Do I know what rhetorical means?
am I a bastard for e-mailing it along
AFTER figuring it out?
by The JuggerNitt on Apr 1, 2009 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey Mike...Stephen Obeng-Agyapong is pissed about your joke...
still pissed
kinda pissed
happy that it was a joke
PSU Softball
by QBsneak12 on Apr 1, 2009 9:44 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
+1
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
The many faces of SO-A
FWIW, that dude is going to be my newest and most current version of Paul Ciancolllioiiili as there is not a chance in hell I ever type his name with any hope of success on our Gameday Open Threads
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on Apr 1, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we all can agree that moving forward
Stephen should be called SO-A or S Obag…either works…let’s put it to a vote
PSU Softball
Is he actually smiling in that last picture?
Is this some kind of master-photoshop april fools joke?
No photoshop
But in that moment you glanced at his smile, he hunted down the person you sold your soul to for that Snickers bar, beat him up for said soul, and returned your soul to you.
Then he stole your soul for thinking he was smiling. He’s good like that.
"...You know, Reemer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar."
OMG!!
So not funny!! (ok it was funny but still)
I let out a small cry of distress and all my coworkers were rushing to me..“What’s wrong”
so very wrong
"You can't spell Nittany without NIT!"
Not Funny..........Really.
I know it’s April 1st but a Charlie Weiss gets liposuction joke would have been more appropriate.
Reg4
So does this mean
that this was an April Fool’s Joke?
And that he was here to make sure we didn’t lose to Iowa? And we beat Florida in the MNC? And Zug impregnated Urban Meyer’s daughter during game-winning TD celebrations?
10 days too late, but sure
though after reading that post, it really puts into perspective all the doomsaying. I mean heck, I’d say last year was a pretty good season (though yes, it does make you wonder what could have been if Lee had been healthy….perhaps with Lee on the field instead of Hull the secondary could have trusted the LBs on the run and could have cheated the pass protection a bit…)
by The JuggerNitt on Apr 1, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions
hehe, I also like this gem from the comments by Mike regarding who should be the captain
Evans maybe He would be a good choice. I hear a lot of good things about him. Heck, it’s probably his last year here anyway.
by The JuggerNitt on Apr 1, 2009 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
and in the "which LB will step up"
not a single mention of NaVarro
by The JuggerNitt on Apr 1, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Well...
he was right about one thing!
by Screen Name 20 on Apr 1, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
BossMan
You outdid yourself with this one, dude. You just sent a wicked tremor all across blogistan….unbelievable work.
May Karma bite your ass back, but good!
Well, in our blog master's defense, he's not the only one enjoying April 1st
http://www.boiledsports.com/2009/04/say-it-aint-so-matty.html
http://www.boiledsports.com/2009/04/boiled-sports-is-selling-out.html
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
So what?
As far as I am concerned, if a kid can quarterback a Scranton high school football team, he can quarterback a Big Ten team. And really, not much separates McGloin and Clark. Each, no doubt, would be battling for the starting spot this fall.*
- Taken from the Joe Paterno Book of Boilerplate Quotes to Unfortunate Situations
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Good one, BSD. For about 10 seconds my stomach turned before I realized what today was.
FUCKING ASSHOLE
you nearly gave me a heart attack!
by GoingDeep on Apr 1, 2009 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
STFU
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, that wasn't even funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s especially cruel considering the fact that I’m at work and the link is blocked by my firewall so I couldn’t see it!
My heart jumped when I saw this and it’s still trying to slow down. Not freakin funny!!! Where can I send the medical bill?
Burrito all over my desk
Not EVEN funny! Now I have to clean up a burrito that I spit out all over my desk after reading this!
MissingNJ52 is me. No, I don't miss Jersey, I miss my Dad. NJ 52 were his seats for over 15 years. Miss you Daddy!
Qdoba....
Hard to get good Mexican food in Happy Valley.
MissingNJ52 is me. No, I don't miss Jersey, I miss my Dad. NJ 52 were his seats for over 15 years. Miss you Daddy!
You are pure evil.
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet.
Noli nothis permittere te terere.
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Apr 1, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions
Joke to be played later
Wifey: “Hey honey, I’m so proud of you for that joke you played earlier, you’re gonna get lucky tonight”
Mike: “I can’t wait”
Wifey: “It’s gonna be real kinky”
Mike: “Oh boy!!!”
Wifey: ties Mike up to the bedposts
Mike: “I’m really gonna enjoy this”
Wifey: “April Fools” takes out defibrilator and shocks Mike’s heart repeatedly “Now you know how it feels!!!”
by The JuggerNitt on Apr 1, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wot a douche... lol
Thanks to the stomach flu, my baby girl and I have been hurling and chucking like this poor bastard while simultaneously having the magical ability to crap through a coffee stirrer for the past 36 hours but your sick joke managed to provide a weak smile on my pallid face.
I am always aware of April Fool’s day so it didn’t stick to me but I knew some people would not do well by this or maybe even provoke a reaction like that dude. :D
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
I don’t know what’s in poorer taste. The joke about Clark being injured or the link to the shitty 80s song.
FACT
Tim Tebow is harboring Urban Meyer’s baby
I blame Iowa.
Asshat!
Well played. Only saw the headline right before a meeting and didn’t remember until half way through the meeting that it was April 1.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
Scared the shit out of me
Scare me a little more next time. Had a show on ESPN not just five minutes before I read this pulled an april fools prank, I wouldn’t have figured it out until I clicked on the link or read the comments.
But, nicely done, just hope you didn’t kill to many of your readers.
I like how
A friend of saw the post but couldn’t click the link because he was at work so he didn’t realize it was a joke and was freaking out and texting me about it. When I asked if he was able to go to the link and he told me no, I got to send this text:
“Well if would be able to click the link you would know that I’m never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.”
The Manual Rick Roll is even more fun than the automatic one
by skarocksoi on Apr 1, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."
by ReadingRambler on Apr 1, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Why was this guy so popular?
Man, the 80s were one weird decade!
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
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