I'm sorry, this is really stupid, but I couldn't resist

by ReadingRambler on Apr 2, 2009 9:26 PM EDT Comment 26 comments

I rise to gradulate my University of Pennsylvania State men's basketball team for winning they first NIT NC double double A Division 1 championship and for winning the Big Ten third NIT in last tens years.

I want to gradulate my University of Pennsylvania Lion for being best academic, and also the sport school. Go Lion.

Gradulations to Tim Curley, who great leadership took Lions to NIT.

Gradulations to Coach Ed Cello, for coaching team to final and win.

Gradulations to Talor Battle, who led Lion under malice and pressure like none else in basket game.

Gradulations to Stanleys Pringles, who ball handling is like none else in games.

Gradulations to Danny Morris, who earned great nicknames like from announcer.

Gradulations to Coach Lewis Perston, who's help make Andrew Jones make defense plays like I have not seen.

Gradulations to Smash Cornley, who gusty play gave him MVP in mine book.

It is clear that the Pennsylvania State Universe team is superior to any men team in our conference and NIT.

1,2,3,4,5, them Lions don't take no jive.

Go Lion.

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“As the players donned T-shirts pronouncing them champions, and Cornley was announced the most outstanding player, someone tossed a shirt to Paterno and he pulled it over his head with a big smile on his face. The school said 36 busloads of fans had come from State College, Pa., and they made themselves heard.”

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=290920213

by smashtheguitar on Apr 2, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Sweet

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Apr 2, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You better believe Battle will come through

would you want to piss off Cornley, and suffer the wrath of Cornley Smash?

by The JuggerNitt on Apr 2, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I thought this was supposed to be stupid?

You let me down, RR… I expected a lot less from you :D

WAY TO GO PENN STATE!!! 2009 NIT CHAMPS!!!

I’ll take the word ‘champs’ wheverer I can get it.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Apr 2, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I am truly sorry

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Apr 2, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you truley sorry

for his lots?

"...You know, Reemer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar."

by IcersGuy on Apr 2, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A mother in ar

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Apr 3, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was brilliant

by speedomike on Apr 2, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

hahaha

I’m cracking up. Btw, Cornley put out a hit on Curley, and thats what job is left up to Battle now.

by dawsonPSU10 on Apr 2, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

HILARIOUS.

Post of the week. I gradulate you for this more better goodness.

by Tailgate Shogun on Apr 2, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

After that stupid BSD April Fool's story that almost killed me

I needed something to put a smile on my face. Nice touch. I LOL several times.

by PaJoe on Apr 3, 2009 6:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

GO LION

rec’d

"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.

by millzners on Apr 3, 2009 7:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The poster formerly known as Reading Rambler shall now be referred to as:

THE GRADULATOR. I have two avatar suggestions:
1. Something terminator-based, definitely the original robot version with red eyes.
2. A Florida license plate, UF alum version, with GRDUL8R photoshopped in as the plate number.

Blame Iowa!

by NittanyTide on Apr 3, 2009 9:55 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

My avatar is now a photoshop of Ed Hightower as a terminator

"Breaststroke, free style," Rubin said of his technique, "Let’s see Phelps do that one."

by ReadingRambler on Apr 3, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sweeeeeet

Now, can you add either the UF gown the congresswoman wore, or perhaps some ballooned text like “I’ll be back….to Gradulate you” or “Hasta la Gradulations, baby”?

Blame Iowa!

by NittanyTide on Apr 3, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs