Schadenfreude!

It's my opinion that, due to the fact that there's no "set" playoff system in either college football or basketball (*cough* Arizona *cough*), those two sports are driven by "narratives". Watching an SEC football game itself would be a good drinking game for every time they spout off another cliche (OMG ESSSS EEEEE SEEEE SPEED!!1!); watching an SEC vs Big XII would flat-out kill you. Well, for anyone who was sick and tired of listening to the same five or so narratives (TEBOW SMASH!), they just produced a list of the "All Undrafted Team".

Yeah, Maurice is on there, but take a look at the QB - yep, that's one of dem Big XII QB's who gained a monstrous amount of yardage against those Big XII defenses (i.e. no defense at all). Want an even bigger shocker? Chase Daniel, the QB for Missouri (and Heisman finalist), wasn't even listed. How's that for Schadenfreude?

Rittenberg's got a mention of this in his Big10(+1) mailbag this week.