Can I Get a Caption Contest?

“Uh, Joe, it was kinda funy at first, but what are you doing?”

“Just making sure there’s none of them tiny Jews hiding on you!”

Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Apr 7, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions

+1

I have to roll with the jewish thing, see below

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Apr 7, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions

Joe whispers, "basketball is for Jewish kids that go to Ivy league schools, not Penn State"

But Ed knows he is way too high for the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Apr 7, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions

Ok Joe enough....get your finger out of my a$$

by SweepTheLeg on Apr 7, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions

-1

I blame Iowa.

by raimman on Apr 7, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions

-100

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Apr 7, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions

This is how I chill, ma'am

by Tailgate Shogun on Apr 7, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Side note

There was a collegian article about the championship game, with this quote which I thought was hilarious:

Pringle said the dedication and extra work put in since summer workouts was meant for getting a chance to end the season with a win.

Assistant coach Kurt Kanaskie told Pringle it’s more than about winning.

“He goes to JoePa after the Notre Dame game and said, ’We’re a basketball school now, too,’ " Pringle recalled. "He laughed and said, ‘You damn sure are.’ "

by dawsonPSU10 on Apr 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions

It's great seeing Joe support the hoops team

Maybe that will inspire more Penn State fans to become more supportive

"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza

by NJ lion on Apr 7, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions

I'm not clever enough for a caption

But it looks like Joe’s about to go for the jugular a la’ Dracula.

"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.

by millzners on Apr 7, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions

Someone needs to photoshop in some fangs

"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza

by NJ lion on Apr 7, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions

"Ed, lean forward, I can't reach your BRAINS."

--
Black Shoe Diaries

"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Apr 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

best so far

mmmm delicious brains…

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Apr 7, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions

"Hey Ed...wanna hear a secret? I hate Andrew Quarless."

I bleed Blue and White.

by Horse N Buggy on Apr 7, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

I HAD A THIRD NIPPLE! IT WAS LANCED BY ROBERT PALMER IN 1977. HAD HIM KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS REALLY AN ENGLISH VERSION OF SECRETARIAT. ENGLISH ARE GOOD PEOPLE. I ONCE MET JESSE ARNELLE.

by Cairo on Apr 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

I HAD A THIRD NIPPLE! NAMED IT "RON DAYNE". COULDN'T KEEP THE DAMN THING FROM VERBALLING TO WISCONSIN!

by Cairo on Apr 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

JoePa says, "I voted for the one on the far right!"

I bleed Blue and White.

by Horse N Buggy on Apr 7, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs

lol

Kath?

by psuphiman80 on Apr 7, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions

+100

Nice work!

"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza

by NJ lion on Apr 8, 2009 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions

I would too

SuePa rocks!

by The JuggerNitt on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions

also apparently has a SMOKING body

by The JuggerNitt on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions

"So, uh, Ed, do you know if New Jersey Tech has a football team?"

Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Apr 7, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs

WHAT KIND OF NAME IS "TARAN" ANYWAY? HE'S NOT RELATED TO THE CITY IN IRAN, IS HE?

Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Apr 7, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions

Who the hell is this old guy groping me?

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Apr 7, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions

"maybe we can be awesome?"

by xozte on Apr 7, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

EATING BILL RAFTERY'S BRAIN MADE ME TIRED. ED, YOU'LL HAVE TO ACT AS AN UPRIGHT BED.

Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Apr 7, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions

SECRET BETWEEN THE TWO OF US: I ONLY TOLD THAT CURLEY TO HIRE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ITALIAN. IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT, I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU AND FEED YOU TO BRANDON WARE. DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME WARE ATE ED RENDELL?

Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Apr 7, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

He seems alive and kickin'

by xozte on Apr 7, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions

Ehhhhhhhh...

Come on Mr C! I’m the Fonz.

"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."

by bconway6 on Apr 8, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions

JAY INFORMED ME THAT HE IS NOW "TWITTERING". ED, YOU LOOK AS THOUGH YOU'D MAKE A FINE SON.

Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Apr 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions

Reminds me of

by g1184 on Apr 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions

in an "OK, you can get down now" sort of way.

by g1184 on Apr 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions

When I was at brown University

We had this guy named shorty Mcspeed, he could throw that pig scrotum like no one else, back then basketballs were called pig scrotums, I am not sure why but anyway my Junior year we were down on the quad and he sees this dame, and I says go ahead shorty…..

Hey where did that nice young fellow get off to? Secretary?

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

by psu on Apr 7, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions