PSU>MSU<UNC

Let's sing to the champions of college basketball!

I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions my friends
(yeah, yeah, I'm over reaching.  What of it? You wanna fight?)
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
(I can see the outrage from the blogosphere now...)
We are the champions We are the champions
(“This idiotic PSU fan thinks they're as good as Tar Nation!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!”)
No time for losers 'Cause we are the champions of the world
(seriously, there’s no time for losers, i.e. no time for anyone other than Nittany Nation and Tar Nation)

I've taken my bows
(seriously, don’t take this too seriously)
And my curtain calls
(I’m writing this during my lunch break.  Dinty Moore Beef Stew.  MMmmmm)
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
(but seriously, what in Tar Nation is with Hansbrough’s buggy eyes?)
I thank you all
(Cornley would SMASH those eyes like…like…like Sicilian olives)

But it's been no bed of roses
(so sorry, Spartans.  so so very sorry)
No pleasure cruise
(at the very least, you gave the city of Detroit a brief reprieve from an economic devastation that was attributed to a wide range of variables including, but not limited, to 1) mismanagement of the auto industry, 2) careless sub-prime mortgage loans, 3) hedge funds borrowing on 4-1, sometimes 5-1, leverages, 4) the eroding value of the dollar, 5) reckless credit spending, 6) the declining value of AIG’s CDS and CDOs and the idiotic derivative traders who sent the company stocks down 95%, 7) the fact that Detroit is in the state of MICHIGAN, and 8) Ann Arbor is a whore)
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
(wait a minute.  when was Detroit NOT in an economic recession?)
And I ain't gonna lose
(anyways, Spartans, good game.  too bad it ended after the 3rd minute of the 1st half)

We are the champions my friend
(I hope y’all know what this song is, being champions and all)
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
(feel free to recommend this fanpost)
We are the champions
(bathe in our glory)
We are the champions
(you’ll never say these words Purdue)
No time for losers
(no time for you Purdue)
'cause we are the champions of the (world)