You're Never Too Old to be a Little Brother...
I'm sure there are some on this board who will roll their eyes at the following subject matter, and I can't say I blame them. But it's the offseason, and I'm bored. So the following are some "interesting" and recent tidbits about everyone's favorite Big East titan.
-I was perusing the interwebs earlier, and came across this interesting take about JoePa's B10 expansion ideas (pittblather.com):
"The desire by Paterno for a Eastern member in the Big 11 is simply about the geographic isolation of Penn State. It is, as usual, self-serving for Paterno and Penn State. It is not about the Big 11 or any desire to reach out to the other 3 programs mentioned. It is not about helping the Big 11 and their big gap between the end of the season and bowl season."
I mean, wow! Talk about your sour grapes! We get it, Pitt...you're Pennsylvania's JV football program. You lost 3-0 against an Oregon State team missing two of their best players, and haven't had a 10-win season in 25 years. So you feel the need to lash out and take shots about PSU "always being self-serving." Last I checked, we weren't the ones making fans buy 3-game ticket packages because we can't sell tickets any other way. Our 2 for 1 offer is no worse than what you offered us back when we weren't a top program. Any one of those programs should count their lucky stars JoePa mentions them for inclusion at the grown-up table.
You would think that the discrepancy in the recent levels of success would lead to more of a Wes Mantooth towards Ron Burgundy point of view ("From deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you. But goddammit, do I respect you!"), but oh well...their throats must be stuck, choking on all that pride.
-If you can't build a wall, morph into a giant who controls weather patterns (from Wanny's twitter). No additional words are needed:
-Guess we're not the only ones in trouble with the law. I don't post this to hurl stones, despite all the crap we took from Pitt fans (and, well, the rest of the country) when we had some legal issues. I post it more because I wonder, where's the offense coming from? Their entire offense was drafted in the 2nd round, and he's playing Sundays now. Good luck this year, Pitters.
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The typical (Your subject here) Pitt argument
This might be the least surprising thing in the universe. You can basically change a few words in every PSU v. Pitt argument, and it’s essentially the same argument over and over.
I did roll my eyes when I saw what this post was about, no offense to you, but despite this being yet another installment of the endless ramblings of people who obviously can’t find any better news about their football program, you were absolutely not at fault for posting it because that Wann-stash pic. is entirely worth it.
by dawsonPSU10 on May 10, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My gosh
His facial expression in that pic.
Freaking priceless.
It’s a yellow out!
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 10, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
I was hoping the Wannstache pic, combined with the Anchorman reference, would seal the deal of this not being “just another Pitt post.”
"We heard all that talk all week about the SEC and their speed, but we knew personally that they weren't nearly as tough as us."
-Tony Hunt
by Cpiritual27 on May 10, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot the Anchorman reference
you can’t go wrong.
by dawsonPSU10 on May 11, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Calvin & Hobbes pic??
Great find, great comic strip!
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
by NJ lion on May 13, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no doubt... I couldn't place it at first but +1 to you for that one!
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on May 13, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't Hobbes retort to
this is incredibly awesome…this is incredibly stupid?
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on May 14, 2009 8:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
as (incredibly) awesome as Hobbes was
he could sometimes be a dick
by The JuggerNitt on May 14, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can totally relate
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on May 14, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
one of my favorite presents my gf ever got me
was the complete box set of Calvin and Hobbes. Made a great coffee table book(s)
by The JuggerNitt on May 14, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have a coffee table?
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
by jtothep on May 14, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have a girlfriend?
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on May 14, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grad school must be better than advertised
Next thing you know, we’ll be hearin bout grottos?
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
by jtothep on May 14, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
reel it in j-tot (sorry makes me giggle)...
we all know that in the end, there can be only one (BSD Mike, Ruts, and Kevin, that is)
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on May 14, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got your
tot right here mofo!
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
by jtothep on May 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did someone say
Tater tot?
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
by rahpsu92 on May 18, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Calvin & Hobbes

My son’s been bringing these books home from the library and I can’t stop reading them. The smart-ass 12 year old humor is the perfect fit for this site.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
by NJ lion on May 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat is one of my favorite books ever
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“From now on, my rallying cry is, “So what?!”
“That’s a tough cry to rally around.”
“So what?!”
Kills me everytime.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Overheard in the Pitt Marketing Department
“Let’s make a poster of our coach, and make him look like a 500 foot tall giant that fires bolts of lightning from his ass! That’ll sell!”
by Cairo on May 11, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
When you lose your first bowl game in 20 years 3-0
I guess it’s not surprising that Giant Wann-stash-lightning-ass is the best thing you can come up with
by dawsonPSU10 on May 11, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could easily look this up but
I’d rather ask you. Did Pitt lose their first bowl game in 20 years, or was this past year Pitt’s first bowl game in twenty years? I find both hard to believe.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
by rahpsu92 on May 11, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was their first chance at a 10 win season in more than 20 years.
FAIL.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 11, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops, sorry, my bad on the stat mixup
They won bowls in 01 and 02. But they are 3-8 since 1982 and have an overall 10-15 bowl record despite boasting a ridiculous amount of national championships if I recall (17). Funny.
by dawsonPSU10 on May 11, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In case you're wondering
The “FAIL” was directed towards the Sex Panthers, not you.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 11, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know, it's cool
And +1 on the second Anchorman reference of this post
by dawsonPSU10 on May 11, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats quite the bowl percentage
9 titles to 10 bowl wins? Dang. Pitt is great.
And by great I mean awful.
Kath?
by psuphiman80 on May 11, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Impressive, huh?
I think I’ll stay satisfied with our two real championships, and maybe that little mix-up in 94, thank you. But hell, why not 68 or 69 while we’re here and Richard Nixon is dead (damn you Tricky Dick!!!).
by dawsonPSU10 on May 11, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Nixon story.
While it’s fantastic that JoePa told Nixon to shove it, Nixon crowning a MNC is the first proof that politics and sports don’t mix.
Damn you Nixon.
Kath?
by psuphiman80 on May 11, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I agree
although Nixon was kind of a dick even without being a politician, but like I said, I agree, they don’t and shouldn’t mix.
by dawsonPSU10 on May 11, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a book
And I can’t remember the name, that had a picture of the handwritten letter Joe Paterno sent to President Nixon declining the invitation to the White House. It was about as pitch perfect a f—k you as you dare give to the President of the United States. And we’re talking about Nixon here too, he was moderatly famous for his ability to hold a grudge.
Frankly, any ass hole can win a National Title, for gods sake Clemson won one, what Paterno did was about 100 times cooler than winning a National Title.
I wish I had bought the book, or could remember the name of it.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on May 12, 2009 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Frankly, any ass hole can win a National Title…
That’s fantastic.
Kath?
by psuphiman80 on May 12, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and some exceptional assholes can claim (let's throw an arbitrary number out there) 9 titles
while only really ever winning 2
by The JuggerNitt on May 12, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitt's National Titles
What kills me about them is that they actually put up banners in the stadium that include pictures of the trophy that is given out to the National Champion today, which they only started awarding, like 30 years ago.
It would be like if the Cleveland Browns started putting up banners claiming they won 10 Lombardi Trophys. I mean the “Nine Time National Champions” thing was disengenuous enough, but they’re like half a step away from photoshopping Dave Wannsdet carrying one of those crystal footbals off the field.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on May 12, 2009 9:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If they do make that banner I hope
they make Wannsdet gigantic with lightening bolts streaming out of his body – kinda like a Pittsburgh Nodic God. Maybe he could shoot razor blades out of his wannstache. That would be kinda cool.
What?! They’ve already done that. CRAP!
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
by rahpsu92 on May 12, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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