Terrelle Pryor: Great Quarterback Or The *Greatest* Quarterback?
by Run Up The Score on May 14, 2009 3:06 PM EDT
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PrintOhio State fans can't decide, either*. They're actually debating whether he's Vince Young or Peyton Manning. Personally, I think they are selling Pryor short. He's clearly Peyton Manning crossed with Randall Cunningham, duct-taped to Roger Staubach, stapled to Y.A. Tittle, only with the personality of an 11 year old girl clearly in her "boys are stupid, everything is terrible" phase.
Which, if you put it all together, looks a lot like this:
* - Thanks to sportsguypsu over on the FOS boards for unearthing this gem.
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I'll put you down for "great".
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 14, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions
Well Played, Sir
Duct-taped to Roger Staubach and stapled to Y.A. Tittle. Liquid just shot out my nose.
don't forget...
Gorilla-glued to John Elway, velcro’d to Joe Montana, and whateverthatsubstanceisonthemovietheatrefloor’d to Sexy Rexy Grossman
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by TheMightyErik on May 14, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
How many people are part of that "F**k It, I'm Going To Throw It Downfeild" Club?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
All I know is...
you gotta unleash the dragon.
Kath?
by psuphiman80 on May 15, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Please tell me
you did not just quote a Sisqo song. PLEASE!
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on May 15, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
referring to that sexy rexy link from above... that damn thing is timeless
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by TheMightyErik on May 15, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get weird...2 dragons.
by Screen Name 20 on May 15, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
We need a poll
1. Great
2. Greatest
3. So great that Eagles fans want to draft him to replace McNabb
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
eagles got cobb
and he chases down wild boar and kills them with his hands. for fun.
so yeah, no thanks.
World F#$king Champions
Never heard of cobb
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Eagles
Need to tank the season and draft Tebow. The championship drought requires divine intervention at this point.
Bacon>Everything
no a fair comparison. Even Jesus would have trouble with that matchup.
i keed i keed.
Maize n Brew
Because Football is Better with Beer
by Maize n Brew Dave on May 14, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus has his hands full this fall
with Zug.
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
all hail
Zug
Maize n Brew
Because Football is Better with Beer
by Maize n Brew Dave on May 14, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Well-done lad
You’ve got the hang of it.
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
They have to have had begrudgingly given him all of those stickers so that his psyche wouldn’t be damaged.
by Bob Sacamano on May 14, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It's not an SUV, it
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
oops, to quick on the trigger. Not an SUV, it's this.
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
It's going to be crap like that
that is going to make me miss living in Buckeye country so I can mock those ppl!
"You can park wherever you want!" BWW09
"You want a donut, go to Dunkin Donuts. You want a linebacker, you go to Penn State."~Chris Carter
Wow, this really must be sweeps week in the blogosphere
first a post saying that Bowden is pathetic, and now this little gem on TP.
Bravo!!!
This week has seen the BSD firebomb
I only wish there was a new reason to hate on he domers.
At this rate you guys are going to have to add Jesse to the editors booth just to have a devils advocate we rise above the muck point of view. I never know if he believes what he says or if the lawyer in him requires the opposing viewpoint. Is JJ Abrams back there??
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
Awesomeness
What better way to spend the offseason than pissing off every fanbase that PSU is remotely related to? It’s almost eerie how few trolls there are on BSD.
Kath?
It's red meat week!
It’s funny, I was actually going to propose a Red Meat Week to Mike and Kevin, with topics about Pitt, rivalries, snake oil, JayPa, etc. And here we are, doing it unintentionally.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 14, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
can you...
really say “pile on” without someone putting up a picture of Lauranitis?!?
We are not normal. We are legends.
by NittanyAlum02 on May 14, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently if someone is an idol of yours, then you will become just like that
so now I can’t wait until I turn into a little old Italian man who holds the career Division 1-A coaching wins record, meanwhile making great strides in the field of biochemistry and winning the Nobel Prize. I am then going to go on and walk on the moon.
oh and also, TP lit it up in their spring game
so he’s going to be a GREAT QB. Bring on McGloin!!! (I guess my previous comment of Little Red being an unlikely candidate for “best QB ever” must have been waaaay off base, since all it takes is a good spring game, apparently)
by The JuggerNitt on May 14, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
He made a lot of poor decisions in the Spring Game
He also threw one of his ducks up for grabs when they were headed in for a score. I missed his two TD throws but from what I saw he still makes poor decisions and throws like a girl. We should mark a spot on the visitor’s bench ahead of time so he knows where to sit and cry after the game this year!
Sandlot/d
Playing ball like a girl is a given, what I want to know is if he bobs for apples in the toilet.
by Bob Sacamano on May 14, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
When I grow up
I wanna be a firefighter, then a rockstar, then a baseball player, then an astronaut, then a racecar driver, than a football player, then a scientist, then a superhero, then a…
Kath?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE DANNY?
DO YOU?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I just wanted to look at my new sig
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Rambler and Rambler
Sittin in a tree
n-a-r-c-i-sissy
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
Don't make me bring up hockey!
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Rambler and Sidney
Sittin in a tree
Sniffin each others’ pa-an-ties
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
What's that?
I can’t hear you over the sound of THE JET THAT’S CARRYING THE CRAPITALS TO SADTOWN!
WE’RE FROM THE TOWN WITH THE GREAT FOOTBALL TEAM!
BOM BOM BOM BOM!
WE CHEER THE PICKSBURGH STEELERS!
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
You make sadtown more fun
I think I’m gonna swap out my dork outlets, sign off bsd, jet outta work early. And go see Star Trek.
See if I can take your title: king of dorks.
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
No one
No one will take that title.
No one.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
dude... just beacuse I know what this will bring...
T rek Raped
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on May 14, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhhhhh...
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYZOgO_hE3E&feature=related
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah... that should make some Trekkie heads explode
fwiw, that Kirk on Spock pic came off of a French website. Act surprised if you want to
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by TheMightyErik on May 14, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait
We should or shouldn’t be surprised that TME surfs french trek sites?
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
shoulda seen you trying to double back on me with that
did the ole google pic search thing and when I looked at the link it said something like unificationfrance.com… oh, and you cannot imagine what a google search for ‘gay star trek pics’ comes back with. It’s really disturbing
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by TheMightyErik on May 15, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Just so everyone is clear
You really did a google search for “Gay star trek pics”? I hope you weren’t searching from work.
the sacrifices I make for BSD... from home, that is ;D
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by TheMightyErik on May 16, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Outch,
That’s even more disturbing than the original Mr. T, T-raped picture.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
Looks like it might be
James T.-raped
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
But isn't there an old
teeshirt from the 80s or sometime before our society took domestic violence seriously that said ‘you can’t rape the willing?’ Spock looks like that could be his backtat.
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
sweet, RR... very sweet
you know I am a fan with that. I will be there with you using that one on open-threads
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on May 14, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
2nd that
totally my new favorite catchphrase
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on May 15, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's Danny?
I usually check this site 10 times/day. I must have been goofing off (i.e. working) and missed something.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
Danny Osorio from Wilson HS
Have you ever seen the clip of Jim Cantafio going off on youtube back when Henne was there? The classic line in the clip is…….Do you have any pride Danny? Great stuff!
Here's the clip RNF's talking about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BFmsOkjt_8
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 15, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Lorddd
Next Day’s headline, Twelve Disembowled As Wilson Finds It’s Pride vs. Hempfeild
Because it's a Bowl Game!!
-My wife when asked why she didn't tell me she was having contractions Jan. 1 2007
by Grainey on May 15, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I still don't understand
how all of those kids kept a straight face while the coach was having an aneurysm and spitting all over everyone in the front row. Was it fear that this guy was literally losing his mind in front of everyone? Because I know I would have been in the back laughing my ass off.
That's the first time I saw the very beginning
So let me get this straight Jim, first you’re going to have prayer and then you’re going to curse like a lunatic and use the Lord’s name? I think he should have kept the prayer until after his tirade was finished, that way he could ask for forgiveness.
Believe it or not
I thought the same thing.
DO YOU HAVE ANY FAITH, JIM? DO YOU?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 16, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
in other news...
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
I'm LOVING the soundtrack to that video.
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on May 18, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
The more I read, the more ridiculous this gets
“if he can get the passing skills of Manning, and the running skills of Vince, he’ll be one of the top QBs ever in the game of CFB”
No shit, sherlocks. Hell, if I can do that, I too would be one of the top QBs ever. Unfortunately I’ve never yet seen anything that would make me impressed with his passing skills, and while he’s a good runner, I wouldn’t say he’s even near the best at that, yet. Couple that with his pretty bad decision making (not unexpected for a true freshman, so hopefully for OSU that’ll get better) and he’s a decent QB at best (so far).
Admittedly I haven’t watched nearly as much of Pryor as the OSU faithful have, but I did watch most of his games last year, and his arm punts are just ridiculous. I swear half of his “great” passes were just luck that the defenders didn’t get to the ball in time, and/or his WRs made good plays.
by The JuggerNitt on May 14, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"if he can get the passing skills of Manning, and the running skills of Vince, he’ll be one of the top QBs ever in the game of CFB"
The master of the obvious speaking there.
In case you didn’t know: the team that scores more points wins.
And Joe Paterno is old.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
+1 for "arm punts".
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 14, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions
I believe the term is “Punterception”
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on May 15, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
kinda unfair
The original poster was just asking about style, a passer vs an option QB. I only read the first few posts, but that’s a little unfair.
I get what you're going for.
But really, “My question is will the Buckeyes be better off with a Vince-like Terrelle or a Peyton-like Terrelle guiding our offense?”
Those are the two options?
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 14, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
well not exactly
since he thinks option 3 “a Vince-like scrambler with the arm and decision making skills and leadership of Peyton” combination is the more likely outcome.
“don’t be surprised if [becoming one of the greatest QBs of all time in college football] happens in his career”
The guy (bgrupy) also seems to seriously hate Todd Boeckmen. I guess getting your team to the MNC game isn’t good enough…
by The JuggerNitt on May 14, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they'd be best with a combo of Vince and Peyton
You can’t go wrong with a kid that throws like Vince and runs like Peyton. One other QB that he reminds me of is Dan Marino. I think TP definitely pouts and cries like Dan Marino. That’s a lethal trio there!
I don't think so
using words/phrases such as “send our offense into the stratosphere”
also, he has about half of hte posts in that thread, and they just get more and more ridiculous, practically fellating TP the whole time.
by The JuggerNitt on May 14, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
And you're surprised
That the buckeye faithful willingly fellates TP with a smile? Why do you think he went to tOSU?
I loved when
Vince Peyton Pryor threw that “push pass” to Lydell Sargent…that was great. He really became a super star after that pass.
PSU Softball
by QBsneak12 on May 14, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
+1 for
Vincent Peyton Prior.
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
ooops
Vincent Peyton Pryor
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
It's "Cryor"
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
For what it is worth
I just put Pryor down as a great quarterback. After the USC game, when he scored 4 TDs, while putting up 80 yards rushing, and 350 yards passing, showing he has mastered the art of both rushing and passing (and truly becomes Vincent Peyton Pryor), then I will annoint him the greatest Quarterback in the history of college football.
Clearly Terrelle and Vince can be great together
by Brett Brown on May 14, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This is gay on levels I didn't know gay existed.
by Tailgate Shogun on May 15, 2009 5:47 AM EDT up reply actions
now we know what he meant when he said PSU was too "country" for him
If only he knew about Chumley’s
by The JuggerNitt on May 15, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
TRESSEL: Terrelle, thanks for signing on! The reward has been wired to your account. Thankfully, we stopped Clarett before he could get to it first.
PRYOR: Sho nuff dere co’, tain’t nah prablam at taw.
PRYOR: Boy, dat dere Robiskie, he got a real purty mout don’t he?
hahaha, fun with stereotypes!
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 15, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Terrelle has mentioned quite frequently that Peyton Manning is one of his qb idols!
why does this sentence have an exclamation point?
by InScoresOfOtherGames on May 14, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions
I would like to say "yeah, you'll get yours"
or something similar, but I don’t want to sound like a Michigan fan.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
Well, at least we can agree on Michigan sucking
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
But wait!
I thought that Tim Tebow was the greatest QB ever. Or wasn’t it Jimmy Clausen? Or Brady Quinn. Or this guy?
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
Did you read the epic article about this guy in last month’s Esquire? Incredible!
by Bob Sacamano on May 14, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Verified. I had no idea he was that deep into drugs
even during his playing days at USC. I always assumed he hit the skids once he bombed out of the NFL.
by Tailgate Shogun on May 15, 2009 5:48 AM EDT up reply actions
started reading it, great article. His whole Ivan Drogo – raised to be a QB is scarily similar to the Emu (the Emu’s parents could have learned from Todd’s story). I belive they had him hooked up with a trainer at a very young age also. That is such a set up for an early flame-out, and kind of sad. Like child actors who peak at 14.
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
Yep. It's like a car crash waiting to happen.
And all of college football will be waiting to cheer when Jimmy is reduced to mere mortal status.
by Tailgate Shogun on May 15, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you really talk about him without the pic?
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
Spring game
What’s amazing is that so much of this lovefest is based on his spring game performance. First of all, it’s the spring game. Second of all, I still saw some of those lollipop throws that he tossed up last year. Third of all, IT’S THE SPRING GAME.
and don't forget, it's the Spring Game!
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
Ha!
Remember the 2006 spring game? We all thought Anthony Morelli was going to be awesome.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
I wish
If only Cryor = QB14, then maybe the karma damage tOSU has done to the image of the B10 would balance itself out.
KNew and Little Red also looked impressive
Although to me, anyone would look impressive if you were being chased and not being eaten alive by Jack Crawford, so my opinion might be a little biased.
Too country for us
They don’t have the tradition to hold our nuts
by psu on May 14, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 6 recs
That's a hell of a photoshop, right there
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Threadjack.
Is this news? According to this video (via JayTweet), Iowa is officially a White House night. Not that we all didn’t suspect that already.
Anyway. Video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K-F5EXzOus
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
Threadjack
SPONSORED BY BERKS HOT DOGS AND PHEAA.
/mini-rant
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Should we place bets
on how much money ESPN/ABC is going to have to pay for the Big10 to reverse it’s “No November Night Game” policy for the tOSU game?
by dawsonPSU10 on May 14, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind if I never saw the words "Minnesota" and "Homecoming" together, ever again
by The JuggerNitt on May 15, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I know, seriously.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 15, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
After reading that...
I wanted to gather an army of realistic sports fans, armed with butterfly nets and thorazine, and storm the state of Ohio.
Do we let those people vote like actual humans?
All your base are belong to JoePa.
By the way...
…should we take up a collection in a few months to lease a taunting billboard somewhere in Ohio?
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 14, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
We'd probably just burn it down anyway
if only to provoke the cops to provide us with the sweet, sweet succor of tear gas once again
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on May 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Why isn't the URL portion of your sig
a link?
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
If it means one less Tom Raper billboard in eastern Ohio
It’s worth every penny.
(I mean, really? Raper?)
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Classic
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
That is incredible. Does he happen to have a van?
by dawsonPSU10 on May 14, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's in Indiana too?
Did not realize that. We saw about 100 Tom Raper billboards in Ohio when we moved back here from Colorado a few years ago. Totally creepy. I mean, if that’s your name, don’t you go with some sort of generic name, like, I don’t know, Pinnacle RV’s?
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 15, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Raper? I hardly knew her!
Sorry. Sorry.
by Tailgate Shogun on May 15, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Booooooooo!
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 15, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
holy shit...
that just sent an artic chill down my spine as I used to travel that road every week or so when I lived out there… :::shiver::::
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on May 15, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe
This was right after the brilliantly thrown “Fuck It, I’m Going to Throw It Downfield” desperation throw that was the nail in the coffin that began this little gem:
by dawsonPSU10 on May 14, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I love the guy in the background
It’s almost like he has this look of disgust over his shoulder at Pryor.
I guess he's not the only cryin' Buckeyyy'eeeee
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
i love this picture.
"I was looking for four things. Honesty, loyalty, trustworthiness and a man of character. Joe Paterno has all of that." - Derrick Williams
by Stately NOVA Lion on May 15, 2009 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Assuming no one is planning to build themselves an extra grotto
What if a portion of the BSD shop’s funds went to buy thebillboard.
by dawsonPSU10 on May 14, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
The scary part
Is even if we put the full proceeds of the BSD shop’s money toward signage, we wouldn’t have enough to pay a homeless guy $8/hour to hold up a hand-drawn sign on the side of I-80 for more than six or seven hours.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 15, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure
you’d get a ton more interest if you told us the proceeds were going to such a worthy cause
My vote goes for two billboards
One on Route 80 and one on the Turnpike right on the PA side of the border so all of the Ohio State fans can read it was they’re entering PA for the game. I’ll gladly kick in some cash!
Ohio State beat us to the billboard idea
How could Nixon know so little about Watergate and so much about football ?
We can do better than that!
I envision something with bacon in the background, a picture of Zug, and we can throw in something about blaming Iowa. They’ll be so confused they won’t know what to do. Oh yeah, maybe we can throw something in about them leaving the city and entering the country. I’m sure somebody can photoshop something that would represent BSD!
SAVE US JEEBUS!
We are about to shoot all credibility in the online world that we had right in the arse with a billboard like that!
And I fricking love it!
Success without honor is like an unseasoned dish, it will fill you up but it won't taste good. - Joe V. Paterno
by carolinaeasy on May 15, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
You guys lost all credibility the moment you let me sign on.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 15, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Who said we let you?
You came in uninvited. Kinda like a cockroach.
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
A cockroach that was RIGHT!
First post: http://www.blackshoediaries.com/2008/8/21/596744/upside-downside-will-the-o#8250406
Take particular note at who responded…
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 15, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Ha!
So I was ridin your jock from the outset? lol.
As for RIGHT, it’s pretty equivocal, since both us spoke for others using ‘we.’ I’ll stand by my part of we in that he was about as mediocre a passer as I thought he would be, but will grant you he might have ended up being better than group expectations. (don’t make me say devlin would have beaten Iowa, cuz I will!)
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
I was right, so shut up
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 15, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions
/shutting up and slinking away
You’ve turned out to be a quite lovely and complementary cockroach, btw.
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
when are you two just gonna get it over with?
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on May 15, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, J,
Ovie keeps asking about you, man. I think he like likes you.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 15, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm thinking about coming out
at the pimps and hoes party
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
they're fighting like their married,
so you guys can come to Iowa, and get married,i bet it’d be worth it :)
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Shut up
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 16, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I had to click back there
and then noticed I said “I feel confident in this year’s team”, so I am also claiming to be right…b/c I meant “confident” as “we’ll finish top 10”.
by Screen Name 20 on May 15, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I love reading old threads
You get to see exactly how wrong you were about things.
The run up to last season was intense, what with the kool-aide drinkers v. overly pessimistic fan civil war.
It’s funny, I can think of at least one person that was highly critical of the Daryl Clark call that never posted again after the Oregon State game.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
not a billboard but still fun
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
If the billboard thing is played out
As a backup, I suggest a plane dragging a banner in a constant loop over Ohio Stadium the weekend after the game.
You know, assuming we win.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 15, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I think a singing telegrapgh delivered to him while in class making fun of him for crying…that is assuming he goes to class
How could Nixon know so little about Watergate and so much about football ?
by psupride on May 15, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
We have a leader in the clubhouse, folks.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 15, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a little rough but I came up with a little song
Think of this as a modern singing telegram based on Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Pow.”
Gonna get get, Gonna get get
Gonna get get, gonna gggggg get get get
Yo, you got beat & ran out of clock
You got a Hyundai on loan
We got that White Out flow
That Greatest Show
That Zombie Nation spit
Next season’s beat down s—t
We got that boom boom pow
You’re gettin another boom boom pow
Rubin gave you that boom boom pow
Quit trying to jack Clark’s style
You try to copy his swagger
Get ready for the next beat down
We won in 2008
You sat there cryin till late
We got that boom boom boom
That Nittany boom boom boom
by RNF18 on May 15, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
+1 specifically for this line
You sat there cryin till late
by The JuggerNitt on May 15, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to be that guy
but wouldn’t a singing telegraph be less intimidating and more confusing?dot-dash-dash-dash dot dash dot dot
Because it's a Bowl Game!!
-My wife when asked why she didn't tell me she was having contractions Jan. 1 2007
Come on man, this is BSD!
We should hire the plane to fly around Ohio Stadium at the NM State game the week before our matchup!
I'll even...
flash BSD to raise money for that!
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
j/k btw
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
you = NOT funny
I had my credit card out and everything… ;-)
by The JuggerNitt on May 15, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
Do you know how much money you may have potentially just flushed down the toilet? We could have paid for two planes in Columbus.
Gulfstream V's
Not some crop duster shit, either.
by Tailgate Shogun on May 15, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but nothing says "country" like a cropduster
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
Struggle(cropduster)plane?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Ha-ha!
Terrell’s crying.
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
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