How about this for the OSU game?
Since the White Out has been already declared for the Iowa game, we need to come up with a theme for the OSU game. We all expect the OSU game to be the biggest of the year so it's worthy of some sort of group effort.
At first I thought of bacon but then I thought that would be too greasy so then my mind wandered to the Urban legend that is Terrelle Pryor. I thought of how awesome it would be if we let him know just how country we all are in Happy Valley. Now of course some of us like myself are Urban Cowboys but that doesn't matter none(threw that in for affect). We're all rural brothers from Happy Valley regardless of our background so maybe we can all do our best to dress the part on 11/7. I definitely think my youngin(I'm scaring myself) and I will be in HV with a Too Country Tshirt and a pair of overalls! Who's with me?!!!!
I like this one because it's redneck sheik! It shows some skin but covers the nipples!
This is a nice selection for the ladies because they can wear their sports bras under the overalls if it's an Indian Summer! Nice!!
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Not a big
of this plan. But i like where your head is at. Can’t leave this to the last minute. Most important thing will be to be extra loud to rattle him.
I'm open to suggestions.
I certainly plan on doing everything that I can to rattle him but I think we should do it in a fashion that both rattles and mocks at the same time.
Anyone have some good suggestions? We need to plan ahead for this one! Also, can we have a BSD tailgate? Maybe we could have a tailgate theme party to honor Mr. Pryor’s homecoming?
I think those
huge foam Cowboy hats with “PSU, Too Country Since 2008” would look good on TV.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
I think you've got the right idea
Those are the kinds of things that tend to get a bunch of TV airtime
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
Can you imagine 20,000
of those things in the student section? I can also imagine that they fly pretty well and they would be all over the field at some point.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
A BSD tailgate is a must.
I plan on making the pilgrimage that weekend. Depending on how the bacon bourbon beer develops there may be a sampling at said tailgate.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
I'm going out on the ledge here,
but I’ll make a guess that it will be flammable.
Bacon.
Bourbon
Beer
What’s not to like?
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
Depends on when you are
standing close to an open flame.
Baconway – I’ll bring the fire extinguishers!!
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
Way to have my back.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
Can't we just get drunk
and hurl bags of piss at them? Do I need a special outfit for that?
by Tailgate Shogun on May 18, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This city girl will not be wearing overalls. Sorry.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
So youre going in just the sports bra then,
right?
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
At least make it a camo sports bar, kmblue.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 18, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Silicon and
Push up bras for everyone. Woohooo!!!
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
That's probably the smartest decision she ever made
wearing those outfits to games…her popularity rose (amongst other things) a bajillion percent and netted her gig$ all over the place.
by Screen Name 20 on May 19, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
My boobs are too big for that.
And too natural. I hate the way boob jobs look, so fake.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
I agree on the way fake boobs look
they look like a friggen bubble sitting on top of the chest. Give me real boobs any day (even smaller real ones compared to any size fake ones)
by The JuggerNitt on May 19, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
She likes me, so don’t even try.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 19, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
What nerve...
coming in here with your big natural boobs and stirring up a bee’s nest of hostility b/w JUGGernitt and Rambler.
Women are the devil. Tell the boy’s you’re married with three kids so they can kiss and make up.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
Too bad
I’m single and no kids. :-P
For real, don’t fight over me. I’m not really as hot as everyone thinks I am.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
No, no, no...
you’re not supposed to pull back the curtain. This is the internet dammit, and if everyone wants you to be hot, you’re gonna be hot if you like it or not.
Now apologize to all the Male BSDers.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
Sorry
Well, my last year at psu when i used to work on campus, Poz used to stare at my boobs for like a minute before answering me and giving me his food to ring up.
There.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
by kmblue on May 19, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
While he was staring he was thinking
“Why didnt she take me up on my offer. Doesn’t she know shes going to look back on that as a big mistake, rejecting me?”
And then he goes out and does the POZ SMASH and feels better.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
it'd be perfect if you looked like him brothern
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Purtty Mouf
I still get freaked out when that kid is staring at the canoes from atop the bridge after the banjo scene
by Bob Sacamano on May 19, 2009 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions
I’ll be the one with the Mossy Oak brand camo hat, the Cabela’s t-shirt, the orange hunting jacket with “Penn State deer hunters” written on it, and the jorts (Screw the cold!).
And the banjo.
And maybe one of those old double barreled shotguns if they’ll let me carry it in.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
I’ll drive to the game in a combine.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 18, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as it's not on 80 West!
Maybe it would be a nice touch if you took off on 80 East at the first exit, lets say on Friday and then drive down the middle so you take up both lanes. Do you have those arms that extend out on both sides? The Buckeye faithful will just love you!!
hey, I gotta take that road too
and it is already a 7 hour drive for me. I might kill Ramber if I found him doing this :-p (though I suppose with forewarning I could always take an alternate route)
by The JuggerNitt on May 19, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey that gives me a great idea!
Maybe we can get those PennDot electronic highway signs to direct all Ohio State fans to Route 80 East while directing Penn State fans to alternate routes?
I think
the students have some sort of Terrelle Cryor pan. I’m pretty sure there’s a facebook group about it
yeah there is
Some students want to print out a large version of the Pryor crying picture.
Let's Go State
we should get some under paid crappy rapper to make a crap rap song for us....
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Better yet...
just get Fergie. She’ll wet herself. It will be awesome!
"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."
so what you are saying
is that you’d rather get an over paid crappy “rapper” to make a crap rap song for us? (and wet herself)
by The JuggerNitt on May 19, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
man, how cool (and loud) that would be
if EVERYONE in the stadium had a cowbell
by The JuggerNitt on May 19, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe somebody with a Grotto can get Guido on the horn!?
This would be awesome if we could get a promo for the game going where say…..The first 100k fans with Penn State apparel on get a free mini cowbell! That would be freaking awesome! We could put “Too Country” on the cowbell.
Maybe BSD could sponsor this
and put BSD on one side of the cowbell and Too Country on the other side? Heck, I’d volunteer to hand them out to PSU fans as they entered the stadium prior to the game! I’ll do anything within reason to secure a victory over the Bucknuts and flannel boy!
lol
I bet BSD wishes they had the $$$ to even pay for 10% of this :-p
by The JuggerNitt on May 19, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay
We’d have BSD, Berks Hot Dogs, The Rockvale Outlets, Sheetz, Prudential, The Tavern, Brazilian Explosion, Arby’s, The Student Bookstore, Champs, Prospectors, Shoeneman Beauty Supply, Rapid Transit, and some guy on the corner of Atherton and College Ave. The print will have to be very small though!
Make him cry
I’m wearing a Too Country sweatshirt. Our main objective, regardless of attire, should be to may him cry. Again. Only harder. And longer. And on the field, not on the sideline. with many, many network cameras in view.
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
can we start a "cheer"
for every time he steps on (and/or off) the field, gets sacked, fumbles, or throws an interception, where everyone just starts going “WHAAAAAH WHAAAAAH”
by The JuggerNitt on May 19, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I think there needs to be flannel
Like that TP pic in the other post.
And cowbells. Lots and lots of cowbell.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
Ok, I have my preliminarey GameDay (assumng they come) poster/shirt idea
Too Country to Cry
Since 1855
flannel
I think that the BSD store should come up with a blue and white flannel shirt for this event. Then in two years you might be able to afford the cowbell idea…

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