Charlie Weis Never Had A Losing Season
by WPIALkid22 on May 19, 2009 8:52 PM EDT
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Print[Bumped for truly awe-inspiring public relations out of South Bend. Looks like Baghdad Bob found a career after Saddam was overthrown. "South Bend Sammy", maybe? -- RUTS]
According to the 2009 Notre Dame "Spring Prospectus", Weis never took part in a losing season:
"Notre Dame omitted the losing seasons from Weis’ year-by-year biography on page 15 of the 2009 Spring Prospectus and page 90 of the 2008 football media guide. Among the omissions is the Irish’s 3-9 2007 season."
This includes records in the NFL:
"Other records that are missing include the New England Patriots’ 5-11 season in 2000, the 6-10 year the Patriots had in 1995, the 5-11 year in 1993, a 6-10 campaign with the New York Giants in 1992 and two losing seasons at South Carolina: 5-6 in 1985 and 3-6-2 in 1986."
But they gladly give credit for any winning season:
"However, any .500 or better season Weis helped out in, from the 8-4 Gator Bowl season at South Carolina in 1987 to the 10-2 Sugar Bowl year at Notre Dame in 2006, was included."
So more or less, he's never had a losing season, he only takes guys with character, and he's still the best coach in both college and professional football.
[Well, yeah. Obviously. Just ask him. - RUTS]
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And here I thought you were going to joke about his weight
when I read that title
by borisborisboris on May 19, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Screen shot of the thing
Not sure I really understand the point of putting records in on a completely random basis, but who am I to question authority and the faith we are are suppose to have in PR as the future of our information…
A freind of mine was a teacher at Morristown HS when CW was coach
She said everyone loved him and he comes back to visit every once in a while and they’re all so happy to see him.
Personally, I can’t stand the guy.
My question is this: If Penn State got a coach like CW (or even RR), would we all still be drinking the Blue&White Koolaid?
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
well, it depends on whether he wins or not, to be honest
but I’d definitely be less proud of the high class of the university if they come in and lessen the importance of academics, or don’t do anything positive for the community, etc.
by The JuggerNitt on May 20, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd hand in all three of my PSU diplomas.
NO DICE.
by Tailgate Shogun on May 20, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup. That's how I roll.
Bachelor of Science, Master of Business Administration, Master of Leadership Development.
by Tailgate Shogun on May 20, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
So, you’ve got a MBA…BS and…a MoLD?
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on May 21, 2009 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions
If you don't mind my asking...
What’s the purpose of the MoLD…I mean after the MBA, isn’t that kind of redundant?
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
MBA is about running a business
Profit, loss, marketing.
MLD is about leadership, communication, creating a vision, which can most certainly be applied in business but also applies to philanthopies, communities, mentoring relationships, football tailgates, etc.
by Tailgate Shogun on May 21, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You forgot your 4th degree in Nerdology
NERRRRRRD
Kath?
by psuphiman80 on May 21, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
I do miss my days at the Tri Lam house.
by Tailgate Shogun on May 21, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn you're small
I’m surprised you could hold that sign.
Kath?
by psuphiman80 on May 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, he's first row, far right.
And a hell of a javelin thrower.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 22, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Do you happen to be the
Chairman of the Human Fund?
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
He's the executive vice president
Of the Pennsylvania Douchebag Society
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Would that anything like...
Lord and Lady a Douchebag? Except without the whole monarchy thing.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
well, he could have make our progam go 2-10 or what ever and go to Auburn
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
I would just be a sad PSU fan
But it would be easy to get tickets!
They don’t have the tradition to hold our nuts
Bowl Omits. . .
His records also omit Bowl Games, where he’s 1-2. Is this typical, or is it in an effort to pad an already overly impressive .580 win %?
Kim Jong-il’s official biography6 states that he was born in a secret military camp on Baekdu Mountain (백두산) in northern Korea on 16 February 1942.7 Official biographers claim that his birth at Baekdu Mountain was foretold by a swallow, and heralded by the appearance of a double rainbow over the mountain and a new star in the heavens.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 20, 2009 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
do a quick search
of youtube for kim jong il. apparently, he coaches on the olympic team, designs their uniforms, etc. also note that “glorious leader” is rarely shot from the waist down. not due to his elvis-like moves, but because it makes him look shorter.
so ronery……
World F#$king Champions
Hans, Hans....you're breaking my bahrs Hans...
"I was looking for four things. Honesty, loyalty, trustworthiness and a man of character. Joe Paterno has all of that." - Derrick Williams
by Stately NOVA Lion on May 20, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Dude also shot an 18
for 18 holes a few years back.
I know it’s true, ’cause I read it somewhere.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on May 20, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
He is also responsible for one million victories over the Japanese militarists, the South Korean puppet regime, and the American imperialists!
He also hit lots of home run in baseball!
Writing his propaganda is very easty! Very easy indeed!
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 20, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
wouldn't it actually be very northy?
by The JuggerNitt on May 21, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
HELP SPELLING POLICE BRUTALITY
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 21, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
That's exactly what I was doing,
and now I’m going to help the grammar police brutality.
by The JuggerNitt on May 21, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Order while you can!
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 20, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
It is priced...
about $5,000 too high….
…yes I know the asking price is ONE PENNY!
WE ARE.......PENN STATE!
You got that, Camera Guy?
I can’t do this all day.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on May 20, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good Jedi, we would be not
So that must make you the Emperor
Five gold stars for a photoshop of the Emperor wearing jorts and with a grotto.
The Joe Paterno File:
Per the statistics & media company also used by Notre Dame.
-Joe Paterno is 57-2 in seasons with 5 wins or more since joining the PSU staff in 1950. This also marks his 59th season without back-to-back-to-back losing seasons.
-Last season’s Big Ten opener against Illinois marked the 16th consecutive time Joe Paterno coached a squad to a Big Ten victory in a season. Paterno has never not coached PSU to a Big Ten win in a season since joining the Big Ten in 1993.
-Joe Paterno became the first active Big Ten coach with multiple Rose Bowl invitations on January 1, 2009. All-time, Paterno leads all other Rose Bowl opposition in points scored 62-58 since 1995.
This post actually made me sea sick
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
I just hope they keep him around, watching the suck is fun.
They don’t have the tradition to hold our nuts
Kid22, look at you!
You’re a star!
…./frantically searching to try to unearth a gem of this quality….
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
I'd like to thank God, my family, the producers, the cast...
no star yet, jtothep, I haven’t even reached the 500 comment mark (you want to donate some of yours?), however I was pumped to see this make the front page
I don't know
Looks like famous Spencer poached your ND media guide find for their story over at tsb.
A look at the timestamp evidence, tho, is less flattering for our Rambling friend on the Kim Jong Charlie angle ;)
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
You never forget your first bumped fan post...
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
No Doubt
This is rich, rich stuff from the Vintage ND Arrogance Department.
Hey, this game is fun too and you can make it fun. --j. odrick
But I’m biased towards tailgating, as you may imagine. -ts
Ignore the accolades – just enjoy the games. -bb&w
Notre Dame would like to congratulate
Charlie Weis for winning the 2008 National Championship, when our Fighting Irish defeated both Oklahoma and Florida in glorious fashion. 2009 will be another championship year, and Jimmy Clausen will once again win the Heisman trophy. Thank you.
by Tailgate Shogun on May 20, 2009 12:23 PM EDT reply actions
All the losing and subpar seasons
were swallowed by Jaba…I mean Charlie Weis, therefore eliminating them from existance.
I thought only safeties played 15 yards off the ball?
Stomach
They also forgot to mention the botched tummy tuck and the knee blowout!
No, those were counted as victories.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 20, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
how about losing his malpractice lawsuit?
I call that a victory for all of us.
They don’t have the tradition to hold our nuts
wow
I didn’t know about the tummy tuck thing
"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.
Yeah...he used to be fat.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on May 20, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think it was actually
Gastric By-pass surgery.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
well it wasn't a tummy tuck
he got gastric bypass surgury, after which he supposedly almost died from loss of blood (for which he filed his malpractice suit). He lost weight, supposedly dropping down to 260, from his high of 350, but he has since gained back a significant portion of that and is now over 300 again.
by The JuggerNitt on May 20, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
While I would never wish for someone to die in surgery, now I must joke about his GB
How do you gain back weight after gastric bypass? It’s supposed to limit your food intake since your stomach is the size of an apple. You’d have to have an IV constantly pumping raw lard into your gullet 24/7.
Apparently he not only can't lose games/seasons
but he can’t lose weight, either.
by The JuggerNitt on May 21, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Interesting note (of which I have no proof of, but am going to go ahead and assume)
This was before he blew out his knee, he prefers to not to move when “coaching” his practices. What the camera cuts off is that he’s actually watching his practice on a 60" plasma TV right in front of him, even though the practice is also right in front of him. They also cut out the bucket of KFC below the chair.
by dawsonPSU10 on May 20, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know whether to be insulted or amused by the whole thing.
Do rich, famous (infamous) people think we’re all stupid when they put this propaganda out? Barry Bonds never took steroids? How in the $#@! did his head grow? A-Rod never juiced? Sadaam had weapons of mass destruction and ties to Al Quaeda, despite all sorts of information proving the opposite? I guess these powerful people think if you tell the same lies over and over again, that people will be stupid enough to believe it. No wonder this country’s in such a terrible mess. Charlie Weiss loses because he sucks; He wins because he cheats. $*^# Notre Lame.
“I guess these powerful people think if you tell the same lies over and over again, that people will be stupid enough to believe it.”
Hey hey hey hey…….Leave Pelosi out of this.
"Dig In....Hit Hard"
OOOH, BURN
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 20, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
In fairness
His complete record is apparently on the next page. This was just some cover sheet on his bio.
This being said – it’s still stupid.
by Tailgate Shogun on May 20, 2009 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
But he couldn't beat Syracuse. Or Navy.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
by NJ lion on May 21, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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