Half-assed Big Ten preview, part 3: Indiana

Right, so I'm bored and I've got nothing better to do, so I figured I'd try and preview the ten other Big Televen teams after doing as little research as possible. The point is to see if I my totally half-assed predictions are better than the crap you get from "experts". This will not be correct, and it won't be funny either. Done in alphabetical order, of course.

I don't care about Indiana, but I'm sure those creeps at CFN will preview them.

I am mainly using this as an excuse to post stuff about Bob Knight.

THE STORY: "Coach, uh, why do you say 'f***' so much?"

"Well, I really don't think there's any word in the English language that expresses so many different things as the word 'f***' does. You know, you can use surprise; 'Well, I'll be f***ed!'. You can use the word 'f***' to indicate anger; 'F*** you!' You can use the word 'f***' to indicate dismay; 'Oh, f***.' I just think it, probably, is the most expressive word our language has."

YOUTUBE SAYS:

GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH SAYS:

via www.blackheartgoldpants.com

OLD TESTAMENT HEP RIDES AGAIN!

(I'm sure you're shocked that BHGP is responsible for that.)

THE COACH:

Tom Crean, 1st year, 196-121 all time, 6-25 at IU.

OFFENSE:

Bob Knight is offensive to some.

QUARTERBACK:

Not Antwaan Randle-El. Edit: Kellen Lewis was kicked off the team. (Thanks, Mike)

RUNNING BACK:

OFFENSIVE LINE:

TIGHT END:

WIDE RECEIVER:

DEFENSE:

Will stink.

DEFENSIVE LINE:

LINEBACKERS:

SECONDARY:

SCHEDULE:

Google "2009 indiana schedule" and it takes you until page 4 to find anything about the 2009 Indiana Hoosiers football schedule.

 9/3 Eastern Kentucky (Probable win)

9/12 Western Michigan (Tossup)

9/19 at Akron (Tossup)

9/26 at Michigan (Loss)

10/3 Ohio State (Loss)

10/10 at Virginia (Loss)

10/17 Illinois (Loss)

10/24 at Northwestern (Probable loss)

10/31 at Iowa (Loss)

11/7 Wisconsin (Loss)

11/14 at Penn State (Loss)

11/21 Purdue (Tossup)

 BEST CASE SCENARIO:

3-1 in OOC play, and wins over Northwestern and Purdue in the Big Ten. 5-7.

The football season is cancelled, and basketball season starts early.

WORST CASE SCENARIO:

IU's basketball team sucks next season. Oh, and 0-12.

PREDICTION:

2-2 in OOC play, losses to everyone in the Big Ten. 2-10.

P.S. I said I was doing this in alphabetical order, and then I did Iowa before Indiana. FAIL.