Splish Splash, Dakota Royer Is No Fan Of Gravity
by Run Up The Score on May 26, 2009 10:43 AM EDT
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PrintBehold current Penn State recruiting prospect Dakota Royer, jumping out of a four-foot swimming pool.
Dakota Royer jumps out of 4 foot pool! (via lowen4johnson)
Royer is a DE/OLB prospect (he'll be a senior at Manheim Central next year) and currently has offers from Penn State, Notre Dame, Illinois, Michigan State, and many others. Scout ranks him as the #18 OLB prospect. Rivals has him at #13.
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I couldn't even do that without water in it
let alone with all that extra drag
by The JuggerNitt on May 26, 2009 11:51 AM EDT reply actions
It's ridiculous, if you think about actually trying it.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 26, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
WE ARE NOT NORMAL
I mean, seriously, it took more than an hour for someone to say that?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 26, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions
It's come to this?
Man it’s slow even by offseason standards.
If this doesn’t change soon I may have to work. Or write a 500 word diatribe about how Pitt is actually better than Penn State, and I’ve yanking everybodies chain for 2000 posts.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
I’ve been kicking around the idea of slapping together a suggested playlist for the music director during games. You know, so “Sweet Caroline” stops happening, and if it rains, they play something other than “Have You Ever Seen The Rain”.
In other words, I’m totally with you. And it’s only May.
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on May 26, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
DO IT!
The playlist thing. Do it. That would be an awesome thread.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 26, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Working on it as we speak. Er, type. Whatever.
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on May 26, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Word.
But I have a severe Neil Diamond aversion.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 26, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
"There are 2 types of people in this world:
those that like Neil Diamond, and those that don’t".
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on May 26, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Well if lovin' Neil Diamond is wrong
I don’t wanna be right.
On the boats and on the planes
They’re comin’ to America
Never lookin’ back again
They’re comin’ to America
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
That's the song I hate the most.
For some reason, that song freaked me out when I was a little kid. The lyrics have nothing to do with it, I think it’s just the combination of the music and Neil’s creepy vocals.
I mean, seriously freaked me out.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 27, 2009 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions
The lyrics
It’s funny. I never thought of it.
It could easily be a song about Russian invasion.
On the boats [Russian Naval Infantry] and on the planes[Russian Airborne]
Interesting.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 27, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions
and the Bo Sox already do that in Fenway.
"I was looking for four things. Honesty, loyalty, trustworthiness and a man of character. Joe Paterno has all of that." - Derrick Williams
by Stately NOVA Lion on May 26, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
May I suggest this as a jumping point?
http://www.blackshoediaries.com/2008/9/29/624300/thank-you-corporate-partne
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 26, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Profile page stalking
Or write a 500 word diatribe about how Pitt is actually better than Penn State, and I’ve yanking everybodies chain for 2000 posts.
jesse.
A fan of:
Pittsburgh Pirates (MLB)
Pittsburgh Steelers (NFL)
Penn St. Nittany Lions (NCAAF)
Pittsburgh Panthers (NCAAB)
Pittsburgh Penguins (NHL)
It all makes sense now…
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 26, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
by The JuggerNitt on May 26, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I was so sick to my stomach I had to watch the “48-14” video again.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 26, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I forgot that was even there
It seems that not enough people profile stalk.
Yeah, it’s not exactly a well kept secret, but I spent three years living in Oakland while I went to law school at Pitt. It was pretty awesome actually. And trust me, nobody pays me for my Administration of Justice degree from Penn State. I felt (and feel) the need to throw them a bone. A mostly symbolic bone, but a bone none the less.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
he can't be a very good lawyer
if he’s on BSD all day long ;-)
or maybe he’s so good of a lawyer that he has so many underlings doing his work for him…
by The JuggerNitt on May 27, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Is it that hard???
I mean people are lighter in water
How could Nixon know so little about Watergate and so much about football ?
The water would kill your momentum, so once you actually made it out, there would be very little propulsion to get you up on something. If he was jumping 10 ft., but staying in the water, then it wouldn’t be hard- but he’s leaving the water.
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on May 26, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
And, I presume, illegal.
Lest we all forget : Gravity – it’s the law.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on May 26, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
psh, Zug's not impressed
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Zug was once in a 4 foot deep pool
And all the water jumped out.
They don’t have the tradition to hold our nuts
by psu on May 26, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
It's a well known fact
When Graham Zug jumps in the pool he does not get wet. The pool gets Zug.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on May 27, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Maybe this should be added to the BSD Olympics
with the 40 and shuttle run. And dizzybats.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
And seeing who can type “CORNLEY SMASH!” the fastest
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 26, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
CORNLEY SMASH!
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 26, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
What would you have done
if someone had beat you to the CORNLEY SMASH? I would have been pissed.
by dawsonPSU10 on May 26, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
It wouldn't have been pretty
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 26, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
but, it would have been pretty awesome.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
Bacon??
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
by NJ lion on May 27, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Does everything here have to come around to bacon?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you new here?
Welcome to Bacon Slab Diaries!!
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
by NJ lion on May 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey, I tried to quell the baconess by going back to my old name.
(even if the old name is where it all began).
Side note: I had a club sandwich at Fry’s electronics this afternoon. All the meet on it was a little bit of turkey and a bunch of bacon. Those sorry bastards at subway could learn a thing or two about what makes a great club sandwich.
Double side note: The fact I got bacon at an electronics store is simply awesome. Fry’s is really one thing that rocks pretty hard about the west coast and has nothing to do with weather, or geology. Also In-n-Out Burger, but that one was obvious.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
I always heard good things about Fry's, and was jealous
now you tell me that they have BACON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I would move to the west coast if I could afford airfare to go to all the PSU games :-p
by The JuggerNitt on May 28, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
does it have to be correctly spelled?
since most of the time we’re too drunk or excited to worry about those sorts of things.
by The JuggerNitt on May 27, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
It has to be correctly spelled
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 27, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Just realized
what the heading of this entry said.
I ’lol’’d.
Rec just for that.
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Wow. If you post a picture of Zug and Obeng-Agyapong with bacon, would you get 100 comments?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 28, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions
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